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First for Bobby Blitz

2nd for Insömniax new release soon

post some metal cover art that really makes you think

I'm a virgin, NO ! I'm a Fucking Whore

the best metal album of all time coming through

post thrashgrind

Just got this in the mail today. Still so fucking good

Nah bruv

huh

Seems like you're wrong too

How do i stop being addicted to 80s butt-metal?

post meme bands like Austrian Death Machine

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Wrong image buddy

haha nice try there was no butt-metal in the 80s

where did you order it from?

...hmm

MEMBERS FROM CYNIC AND PESTILENCE MADE A GROOVE RAPCORE ALBUM IN 2007

metal-archives.com/bands/C-187/103671

I always thought that this was a guy praying when I saw it on charts

>Master riffs with Death Strike vocals

extremecucks get lost

youtube.com/watch?v=Rr0DB29tEKM

You know in mudslime pose

t. glammie

hahaha

Looks like it really makes you think.

is there a metal supertramp?

Naturmacht Productions

really causes one to ponder...

...

>mfw no friends to go see Sabaton with me on the 17th

I got that too
Did yours come with a booklet? There's a slot for one but there's nothing there

Can you guys recommend me some more good technical death metal?

>you'll never take a tarted up t-rex out to the opera

Nah senpai I didn't get one either

>buy new album from supergroup of members from Athiest, Cynic, and Pestilence
>recieve this

It must have been hard for the old school prog death nerds back then

Hey, does anyone want to go to the architects concert in Sydney with me? We dont have to hold hands, but we can if you want to...

OOGH

I listened to this recently and I just love every aspect of it

End of track one had me dying of laughter

>tfw no underage twink bf
Metal for this feel?

really makes me think...

youtube.com/watch?v=ruVD6XdgDFI

O O G H
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whaoh

kek what band is that

Dizastor

legitimately one of the top Sabbath albums, and definitely their best with Dio.

youtube.com/watch?v=XPhPbTbjYM0

>comes out
>"what the fuck is this cuck garbage, it's just generic pretentious prog shite"
>listened to again several times to try and find some merit
>grew on me
>listen to now
>"TAKE MY WOODEN MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASK"
Am I become numale?

fugg, forgot image

Welcome to the good taste club.

looks like you joined the shit taste club

taste club

Dehumanizer is unironically my favorite Black Sabbath album and the only one that I still enjoy listening to nowadays. How fucked am I /metal/?

Metal newfag here, what's some good thrash besides the big 4? I like the first four Metallica albums, the first five Slayer albums, and a few Megadeth albums

>Metallica
>Slayer
>Megadeth

I've got the chart just for you my friend!

Reminder that Sodom isn't a meme

Vektor - Terminal Redux

oops

>prostate stimulation mania

>Sodom

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>Iron fisting the anus

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It's too late you fool, that band will NEVER be taken seriously again.

Why the fuck would you listen to Sodom when Venom exists?

Are you autistic?

Death - Symbolic

Best intro from thrash to death if you like prog nonsense

Best Death album too

Haha, you sure got me good

Thanks

>Vektor - Terminal Redux
>"Thanks"

it begins

>Thanks

>when you pull the peepee out of the bum and there's poop on it

>Anal Orange

I haven't listened to it yet. Am i being memed?

>Can't even discuss my favorite Teutonic thrash band without thousands of autists shitposting in response
I hate this place sometimes

this general has the worst memes

Blacked Future and Outer Isolation from my wife's Bedroom are better

>Am i being memed?

no you're not being memed.

don;t fall for their nu-male trickery

you'll like overkill, testament, nuclear assault and exodus if you want more like the big 4. use metal-archives to get a general idea of which of their albums are the most acclaimed

and dont fuckin listen to any of these other dweebs

i'll make you a chart of my favorites, give me 10 minutes

the guy posted it as a meme, but it's actually worth checking out

No, it's unironically decent.

Why do I like Iron Maiden so much?

It's a good album, just highly overrated

*teleports behind you*
UGH!

DO NOT fucking listen to vektor as your fourth thrash band

this could be the deciding factor in you becoming either a nu-male or a patrician

>nu-male or a patrician
>implying there's a difference

because you're steve harris

>rapcore
ouch

more news at eleven
Soil was also formed by Oppressor and Broken Hope members if someone don't know
youtube.com/watch?v=WkqJ8SvaDfc

look closer

>posted 12 minutes ago

You lied to us all

What's wrong with these bands? So what if I want to listen to slightly calmer metal every so often.

i'm making it, this shit takes time

Nothing. The chart is made to keep people away from good metal.

>newfags falling for the meme chart still

t. nu-males

JK f.a.m. I appreciate the effort

>theyre getting baited so hard they dont know its bait

fucking lmao

>he's getting numaled so hard he thinks it's bait