What kinda haircut should OP get Sup Forums ?

What kinda haircut should OP get Sup Forums ?

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Please tell me this is bait, If thats actually you that is so unfortunate

You should get the haircut that also makes you lose 200 pounds

A fat cut.

This.

Im a barber. Base on the shape of your head and type of your hair. I recommend cutting your whole head.

I got a fat dick.

Youve also got type 2 diabetes

JUST

They'd probably be able to invent a new diabetes just for this man.

Type 3 diabetes.

Buzzed or shaved of course

Looks like you have very similar hair to my bf.. And it looks best either long or very short, imo. Nice beard btw.

Rekt

one that removes most of your face....

Post a pic? :3c

I like this picture, dye it blue- you good, mane.

You have a fat everything you disgusting cunt.

Ugly and fat.. sheesh

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OP, I genuinely would like to know what you expected would happen when you posted here...

TOPKEK

Show us

Jesus not Type 3!

Op is gone because of asshole anons. Sigh.

Nice trips

One below the neck. I know this great place that do it for basically free, I believe the name was ISIS

He'll be back, don't you worry.
They always come back.

Yeah but he'd still be fat, that's the problem.

Hey cutie
Are you gonna be my boyfriend?

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Fellow fatguy here, SHAVE YOUR NECK.
Everyone can tell youre fat, may as well just get your goatee lined up and look like less of a slob.

As for haircut, no idea, i only know buzzcuts. Go to a barber shop in the hood and tell em you want the sides cut down a little bit and you want to get lined up.
And yeah it has to be a shop in the hood, they know wtf theyre doing.

something along the throat

fuck off zarabyte no one wanna see your fat face


i know who you are......where you live...

wat da fuck.... thats a nasty dick

You're a big guy

>wtf

OP here ... yea i shoot my dick full with lard... it makes it thik like that

viking crew-cut. It starts at the neck.

You'd probably be like an 8 or 9 if you lost that wait to be quite honest, then any haircut would work

Lose weight.

OP, I suddenly feel SOOOOOO much better about myself. I'm overweight, but jesus. By comparison I look like Channing Tatum next to you!

Lol you look like trash too, rapey trash.
Op looks like the only thing hed fuck is a lasagna, you tho hahaha

Ironically, the reason I LOOK this way right now, is the chick I was seeing a few months ago had a rape fetish, and some SERIOUS daddy issues. She was a good time. But after her third bout of attempted suicide I just couldnt be fucked to deal with her anymore.

What'd you do, scalp boogie2988 and take his fucking hair. You look retarded. Better go with the Hitler youth cut if you want to save face.

Not yours time stamp it