Runs at you

>runs at you

sweep the leg johnny, then stick blade on forehead...done

I'm not scared of Bedouin Genji, I'm a Winston main.

Steal his fucking glasses and run away

pewpew

>empties magazine of 9mm in his solar plexus.

Why does he empty the 9mm rounds from his solar plexus?

Why were they there in the first place?

femagalaxycuckkek

>runs
nice bait

Is that really a scimitar? It's hard to tell.

>Muh guns

Fuck off faggot

more like runs past me since that guy can't see shit

>Gab Burger4A1 and starts shooting ketchup.
>Sand nigger keeps running at me.
>Trie other plans
>All fail
>Sand nigger keeps getting closer.
>o shit time for secret final ultra banned plan 9001
>start running away
>Slip on ketchup and falls on his extremely fat ass
>Ass is exposed.
> ooo shit I am going to get word in ass.
> Trie to get up
>Sand nigger is standing next to me.
>Start screaming and shit & piss myself.
>I start cri and look at sand niiger with fear.
> Sand nigger is staring at me and it looks like he is trying to say something.
>Sand nigger takes piece of cloth off his face.
>His face is all red like he is getting ready to explode.
> I cri and yell.
> Sand niggers starts saying something.
> He is saying "uhu"
>I am like wtf and continue crawling away.
> Now he is saying "uhuhuhu"
> Sand nigger finally breaks and explodes laughing.
> Sand nigger dies out of laughter.
>mfw freedom.
>mfw McD

...

*victim turns around, dies of cringe*

>fuck off faggot
Have fun when Jamal invades your ass, libcuck

>360
>walk away

...

Bang!

>falls backwards

Die nigger

>catches him offguard by offering beer.
>beer makes everything better.
>we hang out and get drunk.
>i call the cops after he passes out.
>im too drunk to be coherent enough to tell them what happened.
>they hang up.
>i give up and pass out shortly thereafter.
>i wake up first and make a bunch of hard boiled eggs.
>then i chill them.
>i shove them all down his pants as a joke to wake him up.

U mad?

Throw bacon at him. Make my escape.