Ningens have been making statues for thousands of years, yet somehow in 2017 some fucking faggot makes a statue that looks like that. (see dailymail.co.uk
I just don't get how it could come out that bad.
Ningens have been making statues for thousands of years, yet somehow in 2017 some fucking faggot makes a statue that looks like that. (see dailymail.co.uk
I just don't get how it could come out that bad.
B U M P?
Are you mad they messed up the face of your fag fantasy boyfriend?
No. I prefer Lionardo Messi tbqh
it's because he couldn't maths.
also he looks like that giy from prison school.
I'm starting to kind of feel sorry for whoever made this. I mean, yeah it looks awful and nothing like the guy its intended to depict, but it also looks like it could have been great (but still look nothing like him). Most parts individually look good. They just got all fucked up when they were put together into that horrible, twisted face with a grin that will scare people off the airport faster than a bombthreat. Aparently bronze is quite unforgiving as material for statues.
Or maybe it's because the man who made this scluptor is not the same human who has been making statues for thousands of years
We made brilliant statues back in the day, so, there's contrast.
Ελλάς.
The overall proportions are good, but the eye spacing and that troll mouth/expression..
Holy shit that's hilarious
It wouldn't be half as bad, but the eyes are facing in opposite directions like it's a fucking retard. WTF? How could the guy making it not notice the eyes are facing different directions?
Looks like a grotesque parody
WE WUZ GRECS N SHIETTT
KEK looks like allen the alien from invincible
OP, you realise people can't live to be thousands of years old, So the person who made the 2nd statue is now dead.
In a time where you could dedicate your life to statue making vs needing to do loads of other shit and try and make a statue.
The issue is, why they don't 3D scan people these days
The best 3d printers in the world won't print in as good a resolution or on the range of materials available to a sculptor.
In this case, what happened was, the "artist" tried to do more than his abilities allowed and it failed miserably. It didn't have to be that way. Instead of making a respectable bust facing forward with a somber and dignified look, the idiot tried an action scene on a bronze bust, like a noob.
could you not 3D print, then make a mould, sand it etc so you end up with something thats atleast the right proportions
The civilization that first perfected the fine art of sculpture, also created thousands of branches of philosophical thought, and some really fucking spectacular ones that were too ambitious and optimistic even for them.
So why is it, with a population this big, and more resources than anyone in human history has ever had, we don't come up with a proportionate multitude of new philosophies and have groups of people everywhere trying living in them out to see how they go? Why did it just stop when Rome marched on greece and killed everyone? That was thousands of years ago, we should have moved on.
Because humans are intellectually lazy as shit, and look for "good enough", plant their flag there, and fight the future ever afterward, dooming their civilization to a caricature of itself, stuck in the fading relevance of the past.
Humans are dumb apes, who think in zero-sum terms by default, and that is why we have neither sculpture nor philosophy worth a shit. Good thing we bred 9 billion of ourselves though.
it's not like those thousands of years of BUST making experience is passed on to the one guy that made that retarded BUST
one bad BUST doesn't mean a century of bad BUSTS
you're an idiot
I think the artist secretely hates Ronaldo.
I like the way he thinks.
literally best statue ever, I hope they keep it, shit is too funny
I preffer Donatello Messi
>Look at the futility of it all.
>Everything is stuck in the merde.
Are you a French poet?
Sure you could, but that guy is supposed to be a sculptor, not a 3d printer.
They make a mold first, usually of wax, but by hand, this guy just just didn't do it right.
It's funny the difference a minor variation can have in the process, such as the color of your pattern media. Use a light compound rather than a dark compound, and you get a very different set of curves, do to your minds perception of fullness coming from color. So choose a compound with the tonality nearest the final media, in this case Bronze, to mitigate this perceptual deviation. Then shape and fair the curves for a month out of a medium warm hue compound, and it STILL looks completely different when you do your first pull out of the mold, because you don't perceive curved as well in a medium hue.
Also it helps to not suck.
Huehuehue
I'm pretty sure the French poets were why Hitler had to invade France. He was just like, wtf, this is depressing, lets go kill all those people and start over.