What movie was so bad that you completely trashed the cinema to take revenge?

What movie was so bad that you completely trashed the cinema to take revenge?

I once went to a horror movie. I forgot the name so bad was it. It was honestly so bad I raged like fuck and threw my popcorn and soda literally everywhere.

Seriously fuck those people

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Not OP but im gonna bump this thread

thanks m8!

i always trash the theater when i leave. i usually sneak in a bottle of canola oil and dump it on the seats and floor. plus of course my soda cup full of piss and my leftover popcorn

The thing I love about this pic is that muricans actually have TRAYS on their seats. They can't survive 2 hours without stuffing their fat faces with nachos and burgers.

The Dark Knight

hahaha yeah they eat so many food they actually need boxes to put it in hahahahahaa

savage

like I go to the fucking movies

Wow, you sure got "revenge" on the people who made the movie by making the minimum wage janitor clean up your childish temper tantrum.

none because I'm not 2 years old

wtf??!!

Judge Dredd

Well just consider it job security

salty wagy

I know you don't understand the concept of work since the only thing you do is shitpost all day, but it's something that people who aren't worthless NEETs have to do and having to work harder because you decided to make a mess after mommy left you in the theater isn't something that's very appreciated by anybody.

dude do you think living with myself dfoesnt require any form of work?

fuck off salty wagy

also i had a job for 2 months some months ago so kill urself

i always save the seat next to me in case i have to go doody

I trash the theater whether I liked the movie or not. The quality of the movie is irrelevant, the theater scumbags deserve to suffer and clean my fucking shit off the floor like the cockroaches they are.

Dark City. Fuck that shit show.

Always put my things in the trash, always careful never to spill anything.

Alvin

>go watch a movie in my local KinoCasino
>it's so terrible I feel revolted
>walk home in a rage
>grab my cat and shove my thickest buttplug right up it's ass
>it cries out in fear and pain, before giving some soothing meows
>come up with a plan
>start overfeeding my cat every day and it starts bulking up more and more


>one week later
>go back into KinoCasino
>roll the dice
>perfect, just the flick I want
>walk into theatre, making sure to avoid the bear traps
>as the lights go dark, I unzip my bag and pull out the cat
>turn it so it's face is pointing towards me
>start to slowly pull out the buttplug
>it starts shooting out of it's ass like machine gun fire
>perch his delicate body on my shoulder as if I'm in 'Nam and turn him slowly from one side to the other
>RINI NINA NINA
>RINI NINA NINA
>it aint me starts playing as it's excrement covers the entire theatre
>when it seems to be all done I squeeze out the excess cat shit onto the seat in front of me
>I then grab him by the tail and start turning on the spot in a circular motion, swinging it
>twist 10 or 15 times, getting faster each time as the MIAOWS get louder each time
>unleash the beast and watch as it is hurled towards the screen, latching on near the top and ripping it as he falls down
>march triumphantly into the bathroom and throw a roll of toilet paper into the toilet water
>As I'm walking out, I push an usher on to the ground

that'll teach 'em for putting women in ghostbusters

Too many movies to count OP. Normally I wait until a few people have left before I stand up, stretch my arms out and then start spinning violently, bouncing off of the seats/isles/people and knocking over popcorn and drinks etc.

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Canola oil, I like it, perhaps a hot thai chili oil next time to get some asses burning?

Fuck movie theaters in general. Every left over popcorn gets thrown on the floor and I throw some grape soda over it so it gets sticky.
Then when I leave I just stick the piece of gum I had in my mouth on the seat and leave.

The theater pays you to clean this shit up, so might as well make you do your money's worth.

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LET THE MEMES GO

I'm not a fat fucking cunt so the only consumable item i bring to a cinema is a small water bottle (so i won't have to go take a piss in the middle of the projection).
So even If I wanted to take revenge I would have to urinate/defecate somewhere.

I literally cannot comprehend the idea of eating in a movie theater.
Can't you ravenous hogs stop consuming everything you see for a whole fucking hour?

WHy do americans do this?

mBurgerlanders have literaly feeding trays.. HOLY FUCK

I'd never do that. However if I some kino and it turns out to be particularly great I bust out some cleaning supplies from my backpack and go to town scrubbing the theater from top to bottom to show my appreciation.

Oh, the NEET is mad. Welfare check's late? Mommy didn't buy you soda pops??

They do this in every country, you basement-dwelling, horse-riding faggot.

im lactose intolerant so i drink a gallon of milk before i go to the movies and if the movie is bad 30 minutes in i'll go down one of the rows and diarrhea over everyone

Ahhhahahaha this reminds me of one of the highlights of my childhood.

>Went to see Ali G with my boy Courtney.
>We bought tickets for another movie cause we were too young to watch it.
>The cinema starts filling up and someone says we're in their seats.
>We go and sit on the stairs at the top of the cinema.
>Courtney says it would be a good idea for me to piss in my empty coke bottle.
>I do so.
>Movie ends and everyone starts leaving.
>Courtney says it would be a good idea for me to pour my piss onto the seats.
>I sprinkle my fresh piss over about 6 seats.

Looking back on it I feel pretty shitty about the whole thing.

I could have easily covered 8 or 9 seats if I'd been more patient.

Threw my bag of popcorn under my seat halfway through A.I. Walked out before the ending. Wtf were they thinking?

Who else here put pranks in public bathrooms?

maybe in "le netflix and chill XDD" capeshit garbage which i avoid on purpose

I'm creating jobs by doing this.

Do you want to be replaced by tickets machines?! Then *YOU* should be thanking me.

Write a detailed complaint about ticket prices in nacho cheese on the walls.

This.
>what is job security?
To me i don't dump my popcorn/soda all over the floor and stick chewing gum on the floor and seats because I'm a bad guy. I do it to help the workers at the theater build more character. Without me testing them they are liable to get lazy without having constant challenges at their work. If there is some unintended punishment for their poor academics/career decisions (because let's be honest, they probably weren't the top of their class if they're working there) then so be it. But that is not my intent.

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how dod this happen?

do you think it came from the toilet or people just kept pissing in the bag?

i would be too scared the bag would burst and you get 50 gallons of pee all over your feet and legs

You avoid netflix and chill? We can tell.

>if you don't enjoy shitty reboot flicks you must be a virgin XDD
i want Sup Forumsermin to leave

I do this every time

Those fuckers are paid to clean this shit up

That's a big piss.

@72744665
That was so shit, that I wanted to tell you, without giving you a (You)

The only time I really eat is in a cinema, or in front of my tv/laptop-screen watching a flick

I cannot sanction this buffonery

minimum wagecucks BTFO

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Legit though, my gf is a superhero-freak, I always go to see all the Marvel/DC films with her

Going to see Suicide Squad with her this week

You faggots are the reason no one goes to the cinema anymore

trust Sup Forums to be the board that will rampantly abuse a black female ghostbuster online for being a black woman in a movie but will openly act like niggers after watching a movie they don't like

But hey, I guess since you guys are always going alone you have every right to be angry, spiteful virgins who force the ushers to clean up your defecation for no good reason whatsoever

Took a shit in a ballpit.
28 years old I was.

I dropped my Slushie in "Bourne" I didn't do it on purpose but I'm glad it happened

This.

>Sup Forums did it

Lol what

Judge Dredd or just Dredd (the new one) ?

Under application of finite element analysis and numerical approximation I calculate a 93% chance that you are a

readjust your meme meters mon you haven't even got the age right

Suicide Squad

This wasn't funny, sorry family

>one of the gimp seats is open (basically padded toilet seats where the regular cinema seat should be, you're supposed to put a bucket the cinema gives you under it so literal retards can piss and shit while watching films, one is on each side all the way back in the nosebleed seats so they don't bother people)
>load up on snacks with my EBT card; popcorn, nachos, hotdogs, burgers, sodas, mini pizzas, Milk Duds, the works
>claim my comfy gimp seat
>"in with the new, out with the old" non-stop for the entire duration of the film, have half a mind to think I'm pissing and shitting beverages and food I ate earlier in the film
>film's over, get up to leave
>I forgot to get a bucket
>big mucousy turds running down an aisle turned into a slip-'n'-slide of piss and spilled soda (and a tiny little bit of blood, I don't get enough fiber)
>big box of plain nachos I didn't eat (because the meat and cheese was on the nachos on the top) falls out of my lap and spills all over the place
>try to catch it and accidentally knock the rest of my soda over
I'd hate to be the one who had to clean that up, they probably closed that theater for the rest of the day and lost thousands of dollars on canceled screenings.

America sounds like a wonderful place to live.

I refuse to believe this happened

Our theater bathrooms have poop scissors on racks chained to the stalls like pens at the bank. I don't use them though. Not my job to control their plumbing system. Maybe they should use some of the money they charge for their overpriced food.

Are you me?

ITT
acting like a nigger

>get a job
>complain when you get to do your job

>"Sir, I'm gonna have to ask you leave. We caught you on camera last you came to the theater"

*turns full large popcorn upside down*
Oh whoops, clumsy me. Guess I better go get another free refill.
*smirks*

Clean it up.

I buy a bag of gummy bears, lick them so they get sticky and then throw them at the ceiling and the screen itself. That's what they get for screening movies with

we can't help ourselves for being so prosperous. sorry you don't know the feeling

I always enjoy reading the justification for these acts

thats some spooky spooky shit

>Rent movie
>It's shit
>Purposefully scratch up the disc, say it didn't work, and get to a free rental.
I feel like I've done a justice to my community, by preventing that trash from being viewed.

feeding trough*

>renting DVDs

Anonymous, please don't be racist.

You realize the theater staff have to go in and clean up no matter how disastrous it is right? The only difference is that when you make a huge mess you're making the next showing start late which floods guest services with complaints and gets us off schedule which only makes us more likely to start more showings late, especially if we're understaffed. We don't make the movies, don't take it out on us

I do this every time because I know if the theaters were always spotless then the people who clean them would be out of a job

no, what would've been racist is to say 'acting like a black person'. nigger is a term even the black community use as a derogatory label

When I watched Year One I literally got a butterknife and grabbed the DVD out of my friend's DVD player and just kept scratching it until he had to pull me off. Didn't even pay him back for the DVD.

Nah, because you don't give a shit where you put your fucking cigarettes butts when you go out partying, even though there's plenty of ash trays. So I'll keep making a mess.

t. barman

During BvS I filled up a large styrofoam cup with piss and glued it on the floor. Then I sit and watch for someone to try to pick it up and watch it break and spill it all over his hands.

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so what you're saying is you choose to make their job harder because the sheer amount of waste left behind from your fat fuck dinner of popcorn n' grease is too much for your bingo wings to carry to the nearest bin?

I bet you'd hang yourself if you could find a strong enough rope but that day is yet to arrive, aye fat boy?

it's a meme you dip

you sound upset

Mom's Gonna Freak
Seriously fucking terrible

I get that this is a meme... but speaking as an ex-theater employee, I gotta tell you guys: We don't give a fuck. I'm always messy when I go to the movies now, because I know the cleanup crew don't fucking care. Just don't spill liquids.

so the guy who made this gif....he shoops the girl into the background so that it's consistent but then he just decides "ehh fuck it" and edits together bits of movies that have clearly very different backgrounds. I dunno, it's kind of strange.

What the actual fuck are you talking about

why do you even need snacks when you can wait a couple of days for the boogers in your nose to get big and juicy? That'll last at least 30 minutes.

You complain about the mess other people make for you, but yet you give such little thought for the mess you make.

and you sound american but that's probably because you're talking and chewing with your mouth open at the same time

I'm looking forward to when they have to install double-sized seats and IV drips inside theatres to prevent you fat fucks from having heart attacks halfway through the movie

although that'd only be the case if you haven't been shot before the trailers are even finished

>they actually have to lock the toilet paper into place

what shit country is that webm in?

*nonchalantly spits tobacco chew at your feet*

I'm not a yank.

Are you mad our country is more successful than yours? I'd be mad bro.