ok Sup Forums. you have been cast back into the year 15,000BC. you are surrounded by Cavemen and wild predators. you have 1 year to survive. if you survive that year, you are transported back home and win a prize of 100 million dollars.
you can choose 1 partner/skill/weapon from each category to accompany you. can you do it? what do you choose?
Logan Ross
niggers
Jackson Russell
>Skill 6 charisma
Okay in what world would a caveman not immediately try to murder you and rape the female companion when seeing you? Whoever wrote this made it sound like you would all speak the same language when all the natives would do is grunt and shit there would be no reasoning.
Nathaniel Walker
Yes a caveman probably would do that. That why charisma is a special skill. Means that they may like you and not try and murder/ rape you on the spot.
Alexander Watson
Just give me an axe and I will be fine
Oliver Ortiz
So the only benefit to that skill is that they won't try to harm you on the spot? Because nothing will be able to happen in terms of working together.
Mason Sanders
What about when a 500-800lb sabertooth cat surpise attacks you and rips out your throat/ crushes your brain before you even realise its there?
Colton Rivera
Put it this way. Like you said, no matter how good my companions/ weapons are, a caveman/ tiger will attack me on the spot.
With that skill, they might not. Simple.
Leo Walker
>hardcore survivor >lara croft >badass dog >knife >bow >hunting skill one year to go
Josiah Phillips
That's when I unleash my domesticated giant short faced bear
Isaac Baker
My skill,weapon,and companion would be feminism
Jacob Cox
Do you really need the hunting skill when you have 2 experts/ a hunting dog with you?
Also it wouldnbe pretty hard to go ot without any real friend/ fuck buddy for a full year dont you think
Carson Ortiz
I haven't talked to or hung out with anyone for 2 years and haven't had any kind of female sexual activity for almost 5. I think I could survive a year in the wild with no real friend or vagina to stick it in so long as I have 2 people doing/teaching me all the work.
Wyatt Miller
I think you may be imagining a far cry game too much. When in reality you would be spending most of your time hidden away in your shelter. Only really going out to hunt and find water, both of which would be incredibly dangerous situations. I think having at least 1 friendly companion would stop you from going insane. You gotta remember there probably isnt much to do besides sit and wait it out, until you run out of supplies
Oliver Flores
Bump
Mason Gonzalez
The female outdoors expert attempts to befriend you anyway, she just won't fuck you. And who's to say you don't all go out hunting and gathering together? Also you wouldn't run out supplies because you only get 2 things everything else you get on your own it's not like you're holing up somewhere with mres and canned food.
Luke Adams
Do you have the social skills neccessry to maintain a healthy friendship with a female that wont fuck you for 1 year?
Luis Jenkins
Because i dont, im a rapey kinda guy
Hudson Peterson
Yes because I'm not an angry nerd who thinks all women owe him sex. If I'm forced into a situation where being on friendly terms with people is a crucial to surviving then that's what I'll do.
Asher Torres
What are you doing in a place like this..
Cameron Lopez
LOL.HAVE YOU EVER LEFT YOUR BASEMENT? HAVE YOU EVER OWNED A DOG MUCH LESS A GERMAN SHEPARD? THAT DESCRIPTION IS SO WRONG IT'S NOT EVEN CUTE
Parker Williams
CAVEMAN? FUCK EUROPEANS HAVE BEEN DOING THIS UNTIL POST WW2 YOU DUMB FUCK.