today:
>3rd bundes
paderbon - fortuna köln
erfurt - karl-marx-stadt
kiel - regensburg
bremen II - großaspach
magdeburg - halle
duisburg - aalen
osnabrück - lotte
(all 14:00 cet)
>2nd bundes
heidenheim - st.pauli
dresden - bochum
(both 13:00 cet)
>the bundes
gladbach - hoffenheim
köln - augsburg
hsv - bremen
ingolstadt - wolfsburg
eintracht - dortmund
(all 15:30 cet)
bayern münchen - bayern leverkusen (18:30 cet)
non-shitty thread edition
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gooooooooooooooooooooooood morning
is this bundas
>Eintracht-Ultras und Anhänger des griechischen Basketballvereins Aris Thessaloniki haben sich am späten Mittwochabend vor der Frankfurter Ballsporthalle eine heftige Schlägerei geliefert. Hintergrund ist eine Fan-Freundschaft zwischen Thessaloniki und Borussia Dortmund. In der Fußball-Bundesliga spielt Eintracht Frankfurt am Samstag im Waldstadion gegen Dortmund. Die Polizei befürchtet neue Krawalle.
yes
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Is Bundesliga corrupt?
bundes bundes bundesliga
interesting games today
maybe
time to go to aldi
hello?
Gooooooooooooood morning
Rasenballsport will win the league btw.
could be
>Fanfreundschaft
homos
Morning.
Yeah but no one cares. The 2nd League is where its at.
Dynamo will advance and regularly bully RBL next season.
morning bundes.
I again dreamt of my time in the military, strange.
Also I dreamt about opening a secret account on Grenada.
reported to Schäuble
*granada
>Grenada
no.
Also I dreamt something about Saddam Hussein waking his trups in the desert, in the morning(it was freezing).
that was camp granada
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what are you listening to until footy starts?
ugh I need to go to my grandmas funeral
I hate such official public things
I wish I could rather just stay at home and fap to animes
faggot
j-just b-b-because I like to wear panties and stockings and shave my le-legs I'm not a a faggot!
>animes
Nice shitpost, Krautchan-kun.
Ajax Director of Football Marc Overmars:
“Buying young players from Scandinavia is becoming increasingly harder. The biggest clubs are getting all of them.”
“We were chasing Emre Mor when he was still relatively unknown, but couldn’t compete with the European giants."
“We bought Eriksen for €1.5m and Fischer for €1.2m, but nowadays €8m isn’t enough for a 17-year-old Swedish striker.”
they should just get gud then
fucking dutch cunts
not buying scandinavian players would probably help them achieving that
Yes, they would be much better off without the biggest attacking talent in the world and the best midfielder in the league.
which league? the dutch league?
Hamburg's Dennis Diekmeier + his wife Dana have 3 kids - Delani, Dion and Dalina. So DD, DD, DD, DD and DD.
He should play for Dynamo Dresden.
who?
>make several million euroshekels by selling meme players
>complain when they can't buy meme players for a million anymore
What do you think??
Kasper Dolberg and Lasse Schöne
>Delani, Dion and Dalina
Düsseldorf would be more fitting, think the tolerance towards faggot names like these is pretty low in Dresden
Good point.
Also, Dolberg was only €350k, maybe plus some future stuff, but very cheap.
never heard of them
>think the tolerance towards faggot names like these is pretty low in Dresden
you've obviously never been to east germany then
Your loss
tfw football is the only thing that keeps you from killing yourself
I've been in Dresden a few times and most people and children have normal German names.
how did you meet a statistically relevant ammount of people in just a few visits?
This. I won't die before Schalke becomes Meister, so I'll probably live forever
I think I met about 100 different people there and heard 200 different names. Enough to make out a clear difference compared to Frankfurt, Düsseldorf or Hamburg. For every Rico and other stereotypical ossi name I, heard of a Finja, Chenaya or other retarded modern name in Hamburg. It's definitely different.
>Enough to make out a clear difference
not really
yes indeed because the perception of a difference was made in my head not yours.
he's a hooker
when is Denmark finally gonna kill himself, jesus
>him
LGTSS
>Berlin
>Schleswig-Holstein
>Sachsen-Anhalt
watching da bullz win the league vs losing your virginity
what would you rather have?
losing my virginity to a bull
Ich bin böse und knalle mit der Tür
>Quelle: nicht repräsentative Umfrage
k
Which one? Would you let Timo Werner fuck you? Or Yusuf Poulsen?
Fuck, I just cant beat Journey to Silius (NES), trying it for like two weeks now.
Castro will miss the match against Eintracht
because he died, right?
Fidel Castro died
My grandma died
Trump won the white house
my bf broke up with me
What a shitty year!
>Elias
cringe
Onyl bayern not becoming Herbstmeister can top it off ;__;
>anime watching degenerate faggot
>also a commie
who's even surprised at this point
>Lesbian Gay Transgender Sex Society
no thx
t. AfD-Ronny
>Wiebke
nice effort torturing your child and making her feel as un-feminine as possible.
I have a friend who named his daughter Juno and his son Silas.
looks like I was spot on
Silas or Silvanus (Greek: Σίλας / Σιλουανός; fl. 1st century AD) was a leading member of the Early Christian community, who accompanied Paul the Apostle on parts of his first and second missionary journeys
not a bad name
t. dildowearing Antifa-Malte
He might have a latin-fetish, I dunno. But maybe the mother choose the names.
My Name's Julian
feels bad man
more like schwulian amirite lolz
its pretty good.
Jakob here.
I'm Manfred
i'm bored
Bort? Yes, got your nameplate right here
OSSI RONNY CAN GET FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKED
V F L
F
L
well look at this, apprently being pansexual and dressing up as a rainbow pony isnt the ultimate sexual liberation
telegraph.co.uk
implying you have a sex life with anyone than your hand
had some stirred eggs, tomato and toast. Also black tea with honey and milk. Im full.
Hey /bundes/
Can you maybe help me out? I visited my dad for his birthday today and he wants to watch the Nordderby. Anyone have a stream? The ones I usually use do not work. I know that the game will probably be shit, but I think being able to watch it would make him happy. (Bremen fan here by the way.)
Pretty please.
>stirred eggs
it's scrambled eggs you retard
sky.de
I think I'll have some Maultaschen today
I miss my mommy
Doesn't seem to work. :(
it was supposed to be Denglish you hornox.
sounds good.
I want to cuddle
*hugs*
take your RP back to Sup Forums
*throws a rock at you*
Sorry, I wish I could have done more for you in my life. I'm sorry I failed you as a woman and mother. Please forgive me, Björn.
go to a pub with him
DYNAMO DYNAMO DYNAMO DYNAMO DYNAMO DYNAMO DYNAMO DYNAMO DYNAMO DYNAMO DYNAMO DYNAMO DYNAMO DYNAMO DYNAMO DYNAMO DYNAMO DYNAMO DYNAMO DYNAMO DYNAMO DYNAMO DYNAMO DYNAMO DYNAMO DYNAMO
DÜ DÜ DÜ
not him, I unironically did that three times with my father on /der Klassiker/. Was good but also a bit weird. But my father isnt the most socially skilled person when he drinks some beer.
Try edels-stube.org
or maybe there'll be some streams somewhere. I'll try finding them. Else, buy a tagesticket at sky go
He's a sober alcoholic.
I'll try it, thanks.