/rug/ - November Internationals

>Saturday 26 November
CAN 23-25 SAM

>Sunday 27 November
ITA v TGA
3:00am RWCT, Stadio Euganeo, Padova
(Sat 2:00pm GMT)

JAP v FJI
3:00am RWCT, Stade de la Rabine, Vannes

ENG v ARG
3:30am RWCT, Twickenham, London
(Sat 2:30pm GMT)

SCO v GEO
3:30am RWCT, Rugby Park, Kilmarnock

WAL v RSA
6:30am RWCT, Principality Stadium, Cardiff
(Sat 5:30pm GMT)

IRE v AUS
6:30am RWCT, Aviva Stadium, Dublin

FRA v NZL
9:00am RWCT, Stade de France, Paris
(Sat 8pm GMT)

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Same Cane did nothing wrong.

See? Thumbs up. He's fine.

just cracked open a fresh jar of anchovies

LFWRLABM

sam cane is a bully and a thug

Is the governing board for rugby corrupt?

yes, but 1000x less corrupt than others

I unironically found a hurricanes flag with Paul Titos signature on it. Has one of the gear brothers and a two other guys who I can't make out but I think one is Ma'a Nonu.

Had a curry lads. Looked like cowshit but it was fuckin bootiful. The morning Irish tomorrow will be a burner.

rude, you've got to ask someone out first before pulling a move like that

Not if you're protected, like Ben Smith.

>puts him on his arse with ease with a legal tackle
>its a high tackle! he must be cheating to wreck our big strong superior Irish rugby lads like that!!1!

Well this time tomorrow morning will be the last useful posts on /rug/ until super rugby starts again. It's been fun posting with you all.

Top 5 /rug/ memes of 2016 lads?
1.
2.
3.
4.
5.

1. Smugkenzie
2. LFWRLABM
3. Ben Smith murder controversy
4. ?
5. ?

can we include the rwc?

2016 sry m8

1. EANF Man
2. Ben Smith getting away with murder
3. Taking a BOD
4. LFWRLABM
5. Smugkenzie

1. >Scotland/Ireland were robbed
2. Ben "I'll Give Your Daughter a Lift" Smith
3. The state of South African rugby
4. Tah man continues to get away with it
5. Whatever hot meme is produced after the tour finishes

Thankfully, Jonah died Nov 2015, so we don't have to consider the unusually large bowel movement meme.

Might have to get up at 6.30 for Ireland v Oz lads, I'm predicting a cracker.

LFWRLABM is at least 2015, LBWELAFM is from 2016 though I think.

Top 5 worst /rug/ posters of 2016 lads?
1.
2.
3.
4.
5.

Really? I guess it would've come up in the RWC. LBWELAFM is a fairly niche meme.

First for pepe

Shitspouter
GlasGOD
Salty Irish poster
Salty Irish poster
Salty Irish poster (I assume there are at least 3)

1. (You)
2. Shitspouter
3. Other namefags
4. Americans
5. Seething Irish guy (post-Chicago)

That one Northern "Irish" lad
That Welsh guy that got really upset about "taking a Welsh"

Glasgow guy's alright

Well, that is pretty culturally insensitive

Top posters for 2016 lads?
1. Art lad.
2. Me.
3. EANF man
4. ?
5. ?
Don't say fucking gentleben I'll stab you.

>That Welsh guy that got really upset about "taking a Welsh"

So what's the story? BTFOing a teammate for weeny peeny?

Looks like it

EANF's vice president of /rug/
Depressed argie bro
Sad SA bros
(I feel like the last two need some positivity in their lives, remember lads, life is worth living)

Haha emo Argie, he's going straight on the worst posters list

Vice captain.

all me

nice to see i left an impression on you vaginas lmao

Thought I smelled something.

Seems like your ma took a massive Irish then raised it mate.

Reminder that European "pro" rugby is literally a retirement home for NZ players, where they can have a few easy games and earn ridiculous amounts, simply because they're kiwis.

Reminder that the English coach is Australian, the Welsh coach is a New Zealander, the Scottish coach is a New Zealander and the Irish coach is a New Zealander. Only the French have any pride left.

Reminder that the Lions will not win a single game versus NZ in 2017, in fact they'll probably lose against Super teams too.

Reminder that the average British rugby fan DESPISES New Zealand based solely on the decades of embarrassing defeats at the hands of the All Blacks.

Reminder Ireland invented the All Blacks.

Reminder Irish soldiers outperformed Anzac soldiers at Gallipoli. (real world rugby).

Reminder NZ is famous and known for ANZACS and rugby
Reminder Ireland in famous and known for starving to death due to lack of potatoes

Reminder an emaciated starved Irishman is worth 9 times more than a Kiwi based on Gallipoli alone.

The thing I don't get about places like Toulon is they obviously have shitloadds of money and local interest in comparison to super rugby... but their national team shits the bed?

It is murdoch's fault for putting SR on Foxtel here though. But even the Wales and Scotland test matches weren't on free to air here.

>(real world rugby)

>bragging about England making you fight a war for them

Are >we playing ireland tomorrow?

We may have found no. 5 lads

We are ANZACS so yes we are

What is the ANZAC equivalent of the haka?

...

Just your average night out with Ben Smith

The Last Post played with a bugle and not a trumpet like a filthy casual, followed by a physical 100% effort game of rugby

I honestly think Eddie Jones could coach a 2-1 series win against the Abs. He'd literally play mind games for months out, he'd coach pure poor sportsmanship, he'd play the most negative rugby imaginable. It'd be horrible to spectators in both sides, but he'd get it done.

Gat land one the other hand will lose 0-3. And the Chiefs, crusaders, and highlanders will win too.

Jones is consistently the saltiest person in international rugby

a haka.

>be responsible for both LBWELAFM and exposing Ben Smith
>not a top tier poster

Get fucked mate gentleben is a god.

GES is the president

>not there when he retired from the position and named EANF mam as his successor
Casual

>Forgetting that we invented rugby

You need to bone up on your history man

>William Webb Ellis, English born
>picked up a football in Rugby, England
>inventing Rugby
>somehow Irish

Do you have so little history and culture of your own that you have to try take some from the English you "hate"?

EANF man was invented by GES IIRC. They're the same person.

What a crock of shit.

Samefriend

Reminder Ireland won the series against New Zealand 2/3.

Look up the archives. The first instance of discussion of his "identity" of EANF man was by GES.

He has an agenda.

Shitspouter dubbed him EANF man, but it isn't him.

One leading school of thought is all namefags are GES.
The other school of thought is more interesting, intricate and likely.

If you were a part of the /rug/ mailer you would know this.

That was actually gentleben retiring as captain and appointing EANF as his successor.

>EANF Man appears
>All namefags leave except for one

GES literally invented EANF man so remain the only namefaggot on /rug/

Correct.

You're just confused, son.

Can't wait for Eddie to rip English rugby apart desu

Starting with shit with neighbouring countries. Estranging players. Good old Eddie.

I can feel the pooicide coming.

>this line of discussion
pathetic

Next you'll be saying that I started it.

Execute all namefags.

What is it anout rugby being Irish that you don't understand? I can explain it to you through the medium of haka if that's helpful.

You on pooicide watch m8? One more chance tonight. Surely you'll beat Wales, right?

lads, let's list the top 5 irish inventions
1.
2.
3.
4.
5.

1. Famine
2. Ebin bantz
3. Shitposting
4. the Caravan
5. Welfare fraud

>1.
The All Blacks

1. lack of potatoes (no human casualties)
2. when in distress, blame the ref!
3. Bloody Sunday
4. deadliest commercial peacetime maritime disaster in modern history
5. ???

2. Rugby
3. The Submarine
4. Putting spaces between words
5. Guerrilla Warfare

what makes you say that?

explain the ben smith rape meme to me lads, got no idea what you lot are yammering on about

is it related to this
>bbc.com/news/world-asia-37627971

they're literally a kiwi cartel

It's just a gag. Play along.

rape culture is NO laughing matter.

Ben Smith using the defence of rugby cultural traditions to get away with rape and murder is disgusting.

>Sad SA bros
At least something good has come from the Allistair 5 year dynasty.

>tfw not autistic enough to amend the van laal 10 year dynasty pasta to suit coetzee

what did you think about Meyer?

I do agree with this but it's also a spicy meme so who gives a fuck lad

lacked melanin

Based Nige

What's everyones favourite Nige moment?

I thought this was great haha youtube.com/watch?v=MZlFVOp4faI

He was supposed to take charge after White (P.Divvy wasn't as bad as everyone likes to think won Lions and in NZ) but when he got in he went with the same old players that were ageing in 11 already.

He lost against walels nippon banzai and had horrible games vs Argentina so he wasn't as good as we hoped and expected.

But I knew Coetzee would fail as he has shown nothing in Super Rugby, abusing the conference system by playing to "win" by 3xtables while getting BTFO by every competent team in a playoff.

Look at the Stormers vs the Mighty Free State Cheetahs tries scored for reference.

This year was the Stormers somehow managed to score more tries than the Cheetahs, but that may be due to JdV retiring and JdJ and DDA being injured and they actually played a backline who does more than dummy and crash balls.

Favourite moments are like arseholes.

Nigel Owens sticks his cock in them. Oh wait, that's just arseholes.

nige is a power bottom

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