Have you guys ever fucked a gril without a condor?

have you guys ever fucked a gril without a condor?

Are you crazy? I would never fuck a girl without my condor.

Ya I fucked one with an eagle instead. Shit was fly

2 girls in one night. They were both pretty ugly. I got myself checked. No ragrets.

>condor

How the hell did you mistype that, user? r is way far away from m on the keyboard.

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Condor's are dangerous

I always fuck without my condor fam feels better when it's not flapping on my dick

me and my dope condor. Huneyz be like, 'check out hiz condor yo' kid be like. Damn! Condor!!!1111

Ive only got a budgie

Condit is airshit. Pic related. Get a big boy plate carrier.

damn he must get a lot of pussy

Never. He watches my six and keeps an eye on the propane for me.

oh man you mean it was intentionsl?

is that what this place is like usually???

Yes. There is no comparison to fucking with a condom. Or vice versa rather. It's much more pleasurable to have sex without a condom. There is almost no point to having sex at all if you're going to have sex with a condom. Maybe it's different if you're using lube. I would rather abstain from sex and only fuck when I am willing to take the risk with a girl. That's not to say I wanted to have kids with half the chicks I've fucked. I've taken big risks fucking some girls but I've been lucky, and I have always known them well enough to know what diseases they are packing.

not usually, 100% of the time

fagfag detected

Condors are great preservatives. "Dicks and beaks don't mix" !

>condom
this thread is about condors

word

Come on guys, that was hilarious.

i never fuck a grill without my condor with me

thats a fine looking condor

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no,
i always take my btches to the zoo and fuck them in the condors cage

Fuck no. Few birds hold a grudge like condors do.

*crickets*

>Making out with slut i brought from a nearby bar.
>gonna fuck this bitch
>Look to my condor for approval
>he shits on her bag and pecks her outta the room
>later find out she had harpies from a friend
thank you condor, dodged a fucking bullet

Unless she has a condor,
She can go fuck herself

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u faggot

top giggle (long for top gig)

kek condor. kek

You laugh now but when I was a kid my mom got attacked by a Condor and I ran to out neighbors yelling that my mom was being attacked by a condom.
I was like 6 and I did not appreciate everyone laughing at me.

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