Things only 90s kids remember

Things only 90s kids remember.

I'll start.

Being alive in the 1990s.

being alive for the new millenium

Pogs

not all of them

Nobody had a shaved pussy in 1990

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Zoombinis

being older than op

In remember being alive in the 1990s. I got two DUIs.

Hearing the word,
>no

Wait...Is that from the Donut Man Christian show for kids?

you must not have been THAT drunk if you remember them.

Timothy McVeigh, or beetle borgs. Same thing.

I got drunk behind a dumpster with a random black guy the other day and the cops brought me home in cuffs cause I was trying to drink a potato.

Hiding my 3.5" full of 30 porn pictures.

The 1st I don't remember, the second I saw shaving foam wrestling in a bar.

Using the internet for research instead of just porn and games.

>And then, being tossed off the internet when parents needed to make a phone call

CP in every chat room on AOL and Prodigy.

Commencing dump

Playing doom in Dos

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i remember those things slipping through my goddamned hands...

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Finding mom's boyfriend porn collection and his dating site subscription page still open. Good times.

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>not having to think/worry about taxes, politics, geopolitical exploitation, class struggle, race, etc and just living life one glorious adventure after another.

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5star post homreslice

I was born in the 60's and I remember being alive in the 90's.

AIDS

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That fuckin smell

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It's nice Alzheimer's hasn't taken that from you yet, grandpa.

Straight in the nostalgias

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The values of friendship and teamwork.

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Americas real fuckin playgrounds....with the steel slides!

Having to wait ten minutes for the internet connection to work. Then having to get off the internet after 20 mins so your mom can make a phone call. And then waiting hours for he to get off the phone so you can get back on the internet.

More fun than a pillow fight

Common sense and logic.

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And real wasps nests under every nook and cranny, lel

I remember them slipping around my dick

My dad reading an actual map while driving.

Killing my classmates in Oregon Trail

The Berlin wall going down and Soviet Union dying

Brittards will remember freeserve 0800 and IC24 free dial up... the race to get connected.

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No, I can't let you interrupt my feels.

Bein' happy

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Ehhh I remember the Prez getting in trouble for a blow job. Things have always been a little fucked up.

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Side-scrolling beat 'em up games.

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Kappa tracksuits, Adidas poppers

Stay the fuck away from pianos.

>only 90 kids

Yeah, but normal civilians knew it was not ok. Now it's ok to throw death threats at the president.

Fuckin crazy bones man
Mighty beans? Yoyo balls? Shit fam I can barely remember. Fuck man i remember those fuckin soaps shoes and the fuckin see thru phone every 1 had.

Also shakin digi dex

Tiny Toon Adventures
Animaniacs
Freakazoid
The Tick
The beginning of Nick Toons; Rugrats, Doug, etc
It really was a better time

Oh shit.. fucking Mighty Max.

>Not posting double dragon

Fuck you, faggot.

The only thing about this show I truly remember is the "Big Bad Beetleborgs" song chiming in.

Germoney.
My first was 15.teen, I was16.teen.
We fucked like Rabbits in the Woods.
Was the best I ever had.

I had one of these, they were very cool

good old fucking side-scrollers..

Do what, now?

I can't believe I never thought of that a kid.

Killing those little smurf wizard cunts for potions.

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Eat dicks, nigger.

Gargoyles

Sometimes veering off-course to see what houses, towns, etc in the backgrounds of maps were about, and imagining the people who lived in them with their own separate lives.

Nah, I'm on a diet.

>Also, not caring about diets in the 90s.

>and then, being tossed off the internet when parents needed to make a phone call

Neopets was never important to them, they never understood. I had a girlfriend back then damnit!

Ha

Watched movies or playing vidya games that you rented on Friday nights with friends and/or family.

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Since then, it was the closest I've had to a girl/woman in my bedroom.

Too soon.

The water temple was the WORST dungeon everrrrrr

SNICK on nickelodeon

Muh nigga
ACTION LEAGUE!! Now!

Business was fucking booming...!!

Wanting a Lisa Frank notebook, but not being able to get one because am boy.

In f-zero I was convinced if you jumped just right you could get outside the map and see the cities and things in the backdrop.

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Aw shit nigga. My sister and brother were on slime time live for a Halloween special, but I wasn't allowed to go in because I was too young (I was around 4 years old at the time). So instead my dad and I just went on ET over and over again.