Which one?

Which one?

Pikachu

Pikachu.

Mew2

catch a nidoran and box the starter. Fuck the kanto starters

Squirtle. Him and Charmander are way cooler than Bulbasaur, but there are other cool Fire types like Arcanine and Ninetales.

Vulva>squirt>charm

>not restarting the game several hundred times to get the perfect stats for your shiny starter

Squirtle

Purple bulb

Squirtle all day everyday mutha fucka.

Charmander.

Fags.

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>Bulbasaur
ONLY BABIES PICK BULBASAUR
>Charmander
I enjoy a challenge and want something useful near the end of the game
>Squirtle
Fine, too.

Agumon gay boys

BULBASAUR IS BEST

FUCK ALL Y'ALL

Faggot.

isn't that game for children?

There is nothing childish about Pokemon.

charmander

squirtle, but then catch a nidoran and beat the game in less than 2 hours

>a game about a child who leaves home to raise pit fighting animals for sport

Sure, man. Sure. Don't let the 8bit soundtrack and light-hearted characters fool you.

Pokemon is a man's world. The universe just experienced a war and the children are out trying to make an ends to the means.

So get your choke collar and treats out, we're pit fighting, boy.

>being this autistic
I pick charmander sometimes squirtle cause both are equally badass

I always pick fire type unless I'm fucking around. It's harder at the start but fire types are way overpowered in gen 1 so it's fun to just KO everyone.

Squirtle for early-game type advantage. I pick up Pidgey to counter rival's Bulbasaur. This is OBJECTIVELY the best choice.

This one

niggerpoo aka pickachu

Charmander, catch a Pidgeotto, Pikachu and train a Caterpie up to Butterfree. Then rape Brock up the ass with Butterfree and do whatever the fuck you want for the rest of the game.