Be 18

> Be 18
> Frequently search xhamster
> Come across a video that has a familiar voice and face in it
> Jaw drops as you see your fat slob of a boss getting fucked for money
> Being a manager at subway I believe you make 14 - 15 an hour not sure. But I can use the extra pay.
> You think I can use this video of her to get her fired?
> It's not cheap being a college student and now seeing where she spends most of her time, it's no real surprise why she's always late.

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Video is related.

The only reason why I am confident in getting the manager position is because I have been working at this shit hole for about a year now and I am the only one that goes to college here. Everyone else is a stoner dropout. And my punctuation is awesome I've only missed a week worth of work because I had my wisdom teeth pulled.

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Post a facebook pic of her so we can verify.

Dont

I'll be handling this one on my own. I just want some advice from the Sup Forumsros, I want her ass to be fired or at least demoted so I can get the position.

You'll make like 12 and it won't be worth all the stupid bullshit you have to deal with. Still out her though.

How bout he do-
anyway?

If you're already working food service, just become a server somewhere and make ~$18/hr.

Fuck your greentext bullshit. She is absolute fucking perfection.

Fine dining restaurants pay that much?

Let's pretend this is real and your goal is to get her fired. Try to keep yourself out of the picture as much as possible. Maybe make a fake email and forward the link to her boss, but make sure you CC other people and put in the title "Is this how Subway managers are supposed to behave?"
The key is making sure her boss is under pressure to let her go because the secret is out. If only the boss knows then she may be reprimanded but not released.

Also, you don't want to be known as a snitch so keep yourself secret and be surprised when she's not there and you get promoted.


(Or blackmail her, but that's more risky)

Option #1 seems like the way to go, OP

Hey man.
Here is the realest advice you will ever get from a stranger.
If you fuck with someone else's life, karma is gonna fuck up your life in return.
And if your life is already shitty, it's going to get even shittier.
But hey... You do you, after all, the best lessons in life are leaned through experience.
Good Luck

Karma isn't even a real thing tho

the concept of it is...

>he pays her actual money
>licks her pussy

wtf??

>She is absolute fucking perfection.

NIGGA, do you need glasses? thats a fatass whale bitch! she needs a harpoon in her ass!

So you're asking us to send letters of praise for her, at her bosses, right?

Baskin-Robbins always finds out.

this is the worst porn video i have ever seen.

First off this


Second off, if you're going to screw someone over, make it worth it. Screwing someone over like this is pretty shitty and the reward is barely worth it. Don't get someone fired just so you have a shot at their old job. Improve yourself and get a better job than them.

>this is probably fake
>I'll probably be attacked for advocating being a halfway decent person.
>Worlds fucked either way

Being an underhanded asshole isn't the way to advance your income.

Besides, what if you get blackmailed? You live a flawless life? No, you don't, you're on Sup Forums talking about breaking the law for money.

What if it was her bf and they were making amateur vids for themselves pretending they were porn stars and the vids were stolen? You don't know. So don't be a dick.

>karma
That's a hindu bullshit superstition that doesn't have anything to do with this life. What you're referring to is simply consequences of acting like a sneaky, disloyal piece of shit. Chances are, he won't get justice for being a grade A faggot. He might get cancer later on in life or something and you'll go "SEE? KARMA!" when really it's two unrelated things, then you'll choke down a few more loads of cum you feed your mooncharged crystal dildo habit fueled entirely by superstition. Faggot.

You can't fool us. That's not twelve inches there.

he will fire you soon as you threaten him

Are you fucking blind?

its very real to the believer.
myself, id rather not live by that particular sword

Being underhanded works for lots of people. Get the fuck outta here with your outdated ethics and let someone learn how to escape the loyalty hole you love to be stuck in.

She will be fired no doubt about it but the investigation afterwards (if she wasnt to go through the embarrassment) could get messy, be careful OP

I respectfully disagree with the karma argument.

People rise to the top because they look after #1. I don't condone shitting on people for the pleasure of it, but if you have the ability to improve your own position then go for it.

Plus it's only a Subway job, it's not long term for either party involved.

Make the move, if you it doesn't work or it backfires some how, learn from it and move on. None of this will stay with you either way.

You know what's real to the believer? Winning streaks in gambling addicts. Doesn't make it true, it just means that person believes in bullshit.

Ok nevermind! Anybody who doesn't believe me go watch the first half of the video (yes half, fucking thing is like 25 minutes).

This girl is the dumbest, most irritating, trailer trash blabber mouth.

Fucking do it op. If not just to make her day worse.

100% moral fag here! I dare anyone to watch that vid and come back with nice things to say.

Just made another post. I really don't think you whould screw over others to get further in life because at the end of the day, you're still a shitty person who's ruined others lives because you couldn't improve... That all said here's an updated post

did you look at the video? i've seen meth addicts that looked more attractive.

>missing only a week of work because of wisdom teeth
>only
That's why your economy is dying.... i had my wisdom teeth removed when i was 16 and the next day i was sitting on a forklift again. With -15degrees celsius. Looking like a fucking hamster with balaclava. Didnt even think about calling in sick.
>german things

Why would she be fired?
Making porn isn't illegal and unless she's wearing Subway clothing, they can do nothing about it.

No idea what's going on here, but I have to say the girl in OP's pic is fucking sexy.

I'd love to argue more but your grammar needs some work. Maybe turn in some of that well earned karma for a GED and we'll talk some more.

i think so to, imagine the disappointment when i watched the video

you fucking lowlife

how about mind your own fuckin business you absolute loser

who the fuck does that? after shes been servicing you for years

p.s tread carefully: this could fuck you in a plethora of ways...if you give karma the okay

This is bait

rename the facebook pic before posting

Does she like the foot-longs?

Public image. If the video is internal only, the boss may not do anything about it. If somehow it got out that "Hey, this subway girl has a porn" and the neighborhood knows it, then the company would probably be forced to let her go or they would be seen as enforcing amateur pornography.

You know you're on Sup Forums when not a single person has pointed out you used "punctuation" over "punctuality"

I hope that guy got his money back. He did not eat fresh.

Again, if there is no subway logo in the porn, the corporation has no legal standing to fire her.

>guy is eating her pussy in the video
>girl says "have you ever eaten a whole bag of doritos in one sitting"

thank you for this OP

"Hey Susan, so obviously by now you've seen that email circulating. No worries though, what you do in your private time is not an issue for the company. Just try to keep your pants on when the customer hands over the payments please."

Kek

Prove its her in the video will be the reply.

If you live by "the fuck", you'll die by "the fuck"

Only if she's the size of a bus

Your dumbass post was "karma" for your own self.

"Hey Jimmy, Frank, I need your help. We've been tasked to look at this video and see if we can confirm it's Susan.
This may take a while Susan, if you have any distinguishing marks you'd like to show us to speed this up please do."

Punctuality

Again, prove that it's her in the video will be the reply.

Yall realize that subway doesn't actually own most of the shops you see out there, its a franchise business, they don't give a fuck if a porn star is managing one.

Why go for the shitty job when you can blackmail her into being your slave? Get the extra money and so much more that way, newb

sure thing bud

Underrated

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You should blackmail her into free blowjobs.

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>Video is related.

Did you read the video description ?

this nigga 40 years old and livin in moms basement and never will get laid so anything with tits is attractive to this sad sack of shit

Video 1/10 could not fap

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worst
porn
ever

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California's economy is almost where Germany's is

is there more of this girl?

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>video of her
>of her
>her

Concur. Looking for a personal army, OP? Both of these creatures need to be euthanized.

Companies don't need legal standing to fire employees in the United Snakes. Employment is generally "at will", meaning at the will of the employer.

Seconded.