Why haven't you moved to Saudi Arabia yet user?

Why haven't you moved to Saudi Arabia yet user?

>You can buy a wife for pretty cheap.
>Women have to obey you.
>You could get a pretty nice job with just a college degree.

What's not to love?
Also, post Arab porn.

If not for ISIS I would

I hate arabs

Constant threat of being beheaded sand dwelling niggers.

I was in the UAE recently so I'll tell you exactly the problem:

No bacon. Anywhere.

Well of fucking course not, it's a Muslim country. Do you point out the most obvious thing all the time?

Self bump

Er, becuase you said why haven't you moved. That's why. No bacon. Bad attempt at trying to piss me off.

/thread

after you cum, you're still in a shithole...

I'm not OP you twat.

Sure thing, OP.

faggot

He's not op I am u fag.

Thanks, i've been crowned OP by captain fucking obvious, Looks like I run this Sand NIgger fetish thread.

As much as I love brown women and the thought of an obedient wife, I can't say I'm a fan of the idea of living under sharia law.

you mad, OP?

Unless you are born there you are a non-citizen.
You have to be sponsored by a Saudi.

I am not saying it's a bad policy.
Just living there you are less than a Saudi if you aren't Saudi.

Nahhhh, I'm OP. Captain obvious may always state the obvious but he's never wrong.

>this concerns the newfag

Nice try cunt. You're a bigger fag than the real OP.

I run this place now.

Because when oil runs out those sandnigger cunts will be too dumb to know how to do anything else and the world will throw this shithole part of the world away just like how a kid throws away a broken toy

Captain obvious stands with me this day. Vote me for OP.

Except that no bacon is an obvious reason to never go to that shit town. So really, this thread was a waste of server resources.

You got it, OP. You bacon hating mother fucker.

I still like you though.

Can you even buy a wife if you're a second class citizen? Cause unless you are recognized as Muslim, and they will test you in that shit, you are restricted and treated like shit. Also, no fucking alcohol, and a hell of a lot of dude loving going on. No thanks mate.

No bacon, no alcohol, no wanking, it's FUCKING HOT, have to hold hands with other dudes like a fag, have to deal with monarchs, the censorship committee is so stupid they banned pokemanz for being Zionist propaganda (it is propagnda, just not Zionist. Believe it or not, the Jews aren't the only villains out there, and there aren't any guys named Akira Weinstein), Arab women have noses that could be used as bottle openers, having four wives is too much trouble, sand gets fucking everywhere, scorpions, having to be Muslim, not enough water, and in case I forgot, IT"S FUCKING HOT!

A Saudi family moved in next door. I think their teenage daughter likes me. Goes to my campus and just turned 18. I need some pics..

>sand gets fucking everywhere

Anakin is that you?

I'll fuck you till you love me faggot.

Fuck it, why the hell not. Life is short.

OP is a champ.

Say what you will, but Anakin knew what to do with Sand People.

I am a christian who likes to eat bacon and have a drink now and then.

I would have my head on a stick within a week.

Don't forget these fuckers lived there...

Because they're jealous of my beautiful white skin and would behead me

>Get job among shit skins
>Get disgusting shit skin wife
>Live in hot, sand covered cancer nation
>ISIS at door step
>Fine though because I'm surrounded by shit skins who despise me

Fuck where do I sign up? I live in Europe, if I wanted a sand nigger wife I'd go next door

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No online shipping. No drugs. No lush green forests. Fuck that shit. I'd bang one hood and I'd be out in a heartbeat.

If I wasnt white with blonde hair and blue eyes i probably would. But it would be too easy to figure out im an american and i really dont feel like getting my head cut off.

>implying rich people in Saudi Arabia are not white

>no bacon
dealbreaker

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im white, atheist, dont speak sandnigger, dont like their food, dont like the hot weather, dont like deserts, dont want to be near isis, hate the sandnigger people and their egotistical ways

sweet cars and semi decent looking bitches does not appeal to me when everything else is absolute shit

I have israeli Passport.
Other than that, I would definetly try living there, If I found a job. I even speak arabic.

That's super lame. I want the person I'm fucking to want to fuck me and want to be there. It's not just about getting my dick wet

Also fuck the desert dude. That place may as well be a 3rd world nation anyway

you probably could have done that faster from the memegenator website and saved time. Maybe I don't want to fuck you.

fag

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