ITT: jazz musicians that suck balls
ITT: jazz musicians that suck balls
Elijah Gutierrez
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Jordan Rivera
Grant Green.
Gavin Johnson
Jolson was awesome you queer
Nicholas Hall
I'm an agnostic atheist but if god exist he will punish every Sup Forumsack without any mercy.
Juan Kelly
Louis Armstrong
Stupid little Uncle Tom human cartoon that couldn't carry a fucking tune to save his life so he subjected himself to little ditties
Joshua Lee
>al jolson
>jazz musician
heh
John Phillips
Idle Moments is objectivly great tho.
His colabs with Sonny Clark aren't that bad either.
Easton Ward
Jolson was a vaudeville/pop singer.
Ryan Jenkins
He's the most overrated guy in Jazz next to maybe Chet.
Carson Rogers
Seth McFarlane
Landon Hernandez
What? If there's one jazz guitar player constantly not talked about, it's Grant Green. Wes Montgomery on the other hand... Although I don't think he's overrated either.
Matthew Thompson
Most people only know one jazz guitar focused record and the record is Idle Moments
Aaron Edwards
>Overrated = shitty
Isaiah King
All jazz music made before the mid-40's is shit. This is fact.
Dylan Phillips
>putting words in my mouth like a girl
Yikes.
>doesn't like Trad Jazz with the banjos and the oboe
Yikes.
John Martinez
Shut your mouth about Chet u bitch
Joseph Gray
I want you plebs off my board.
Jose Scott
Could be. But can you honestly say that Grant wasn't a phenomenal guitar player? I mean, when your half notes at ~80 bpm sound precise and otherworldly, you have something other guitar players just don't.
Sebastian Brown
Not even black people give a shit anymore m8. He was a great singer.
Bentley Gutierrez
Yeah but Grant's problem was translating that into great music, which a lot of stuff just simply is not, it's pleasing and impressive, but not memorable. He's like the prototype one of the 8 billion Metal guitarists who have genuinely impressive technical ability and tone but waste all of it on indulgent wank. You couldn't possibly take his skills away from him but he basically did nothing with it.
Tyler Stewart
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Jackson Moore
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Al Jolson was not a jazz musician though.
>inb4 vocal jazz is jazz
you need to die
Carter Torres
benny goodman fucking blows
Caleb Gomez
How did he do nothing with it? It's almost as if you haven't listened to Idle Moments. I would argue that John Scofield is underrated, although not unknown. What about Roland Kirk? There's a truly underrated player.
Christopher Mitchell
My buddy calls him "Disney Jazz"
Mason Brown
>inb4 vocal jazz is jazz
>you need to die
Not him, but let's hear it. Explain to us all how are Ella Fitzgerald, Nina Simone, Sarah Vaughan and Billie Holiday not worth listening to.
Owen Lewis
Roland Kirk is the fucking MAN
Look at this shit. Look at it! youtube.com
Jackson Long
Yeah you know, Ella, Nina, Billie, Sarah Vaughan the list goes on.
Ryder Carter
>Look at this shit. Look at it! youtube.com
I know, that's why I mentioned him. A true original.
Ethan Martin
And how did you prove any of those women aren't worth listening to? You could have a leg to stand on if I've mentioned some smooth jazz singers.
Oliver Taylor
The least fun fun fact ever: Hendrix booked studio time with Miles, Kirk and ""maybe"" Yusef Lateef separately, right before he died.
Cameron Flores
Most of Ella's shit is the most obnoxious Big Band you will ever hear in your life, it has no real depth or vulnerability like Billie.
Asher Green
What about her albums with Joe Pass? At least mention the good stuff.
Alexander Reed
Fuck off!
Gavin Cook
lol you fucking tard. There's a good reason Grant Green is never talked about, his playing is just average. He was pretty great on one chord jams and vamp sessions but he could never play changes all that well.
Jack Wood
Jesus Christ listen to Hot Fives and Sevens you bitch man
Nicholas Cooper
What are other guitar players then? Absolute beginners throughout their whole careers? You're being ridiculous.