Why does Chad always get the girl

Why does Chad always get the girl

Steve was a normie but hardly a chad

>jonathans a chad in real life

Because chads are chads for a reason and the creepy loner isn't just misunderstood, he's a complete autist one bad day away from shooting the school up.

because he isn't a creepy pervert

>get caught spying on some girls from the woods and taking pictures of them in the middle of the night
>still expecting to get the girl

Eh it depends, my road down shitroad started when I was the poorest kid at a richfag school.

>Implying 7 year olds don't pick up on the fact you're a poorfag or a scholarship fag

So I was the weirdo at least inpart due to not having the fancy new thingamagig or simply living in the poorfag part of town.

Because Chad was charming and willing to learn from his mistakes, while this creepy loser went on edgy tirades instead of apologizing for sitting in the bushes.

Jonanthan x Mike OTP

Only people who are mad Steve got with Nancy are people who can see themselves in Johnathan

He looks ugly but I can't pinpoint what it is

Eleven x Mike is a god-tier pairing

Because that's what happens. Make no mistake, EVERY girl wants Chad.

chad is more handsome and has a bigger dick

Nancy is the typical female in life , a whore. The best thing to do in life is have the chads have the whores, like Nancy, and find yourself a nice pretty Jehovah Witness girl to marry.

>All that setup for Jonathan to be with Nancy
>Nancy still ends up with Chad

Is this the most realistic romance ever?

So a good person?

Yes. God Forbid that there are actually kind-hearted guys still left in this world. We all should just be assholes and douchebags. Good life lesson ,ace.

>sleeps with one, actually decent guy and stays with him
>whore

>actually decent
>all of the shitty things he did are irrelevant because he showed a bit of a conscience at the end

WHAT ?!!?

bitches go crazy for street smart kids making their own way

look ata harry potter

>losing your virginity before marriage and becoming un-pure used goods
>not a whore


Just a reminder that if you have a gf or wife that has been sexually with another guy/guys than congratulations, you are a cuckhold. How can you love a girl who has had another mans cum on their face and mouth. How can you be with a girl who was used as a fuck toy for other men and than tossed. How can you honestly respect a girl who sexually pleasured another man, stained by their seed. And if you are the religious type, and believe that you and her will be in paradise for eternity, that means that your love of life will be a used good whore for the rest of eternity. Till the end of time she will be tainted by another mans cum and that is all you will have. How can you honestly love that?

>mfw they will never go to the snow ball

he's Daryl Dixon attractive

Nothing Steve did was as bad as John's photo stalking. Fact.

>being so autistic that you seriously think sex is this big of a deal to anyone else

read carefully, kids. this is what true cucks believe.

God damnit user give me a hug

We all do weird things when alone. You can't deny that. I sometimes poop in my hands in the shower and play with the nugget for a little bit. Nobody would ever know, and I'm sure people do weirder shit than this. People in general are fucked up.

>RRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEee
>ROASTIE WHORES
how's being virgin treating you

M'LADY

Also, what the fuck did that autismo do that was so "kind-hearted?" Helped his mother when his brother was missing? Boo-hoo, everyone would've done that in that situation except for complete narcissistic sociopaths. Outside of that he just acted like annoying edge-lord and yelled at everyone who tried to help.

lmao do you guys think it's possible to hold these views if you're not a virgin?

FUCKING LOL.

Dude, do you even sleep with girls?

no, this guy is def some pathetic 17 year old

yeah girls love that shit but obviously not in real life. not at that age anyway.

lold, yeah, this beta virgin would be an expert on that

either 17 or 47

not him but little kids can be super mean to each other, especially for things like class differences which they infer from their parents are something to be mocked.

The Byers family is the most cucked family in the world

>Jonathan cucked by chad
>His mother got cucked out of getting together with Hopper or Lonnie
>Will still got impregnated

By are people saying Johnathan got cucked. He put Nancy in her place in the forest before she went into the upside down world.

>Will still got impregnated
good

Doesn't matter, he still got cucked hard.
After everything the two of them went through, she still went back to ratface chad who treated her like shit.

this guy is honestly right

I wish I lost my virginity to a girl who was also a virgin. nowadays whenever I meet up, I've gotten used to it, but it makes me cringe whenever I ask the question: "how many guys have you seen."

it definitely matters, lad. don't listen to the nu-males and virgins on here. no dude wants to date a promiscuous woman. fuck, sure, but not date

I'd rather fuck his mom than any other woman on the show. Weary MILFs need lovin' too.

>idealizing sex and women
user when you actually have sex you will realize how stupid this is

I'm not a disgusting normie

Winona was so sexy in this.

>They had to settle for nonvirgins
Kek it's summer alright. don't worry once you have sex or grow out of tinder, you'll be longing for that unicorn that hasn't had her face blasted with semen. there's nothing quite as spiritual as breaking a hymen

This. It was actually refreshing for ST to have Steve n Nancy stay together. It's what would happen irl.

Lmao, the fact that you got those responses just shows how insecure these nu-male manlets are. Remember that women also browse this board, and they get fired up over posts like that. But yeah you need to lose your virginity. Purity in this day and age is impossible. That's just a sad truth.

There's alwaye s2 dummy.

The point in the end was Nancy was so un-happy. Everything Johnathan said about her turning into her mom was true.
Plus Johnathan could do better than Nancy.

> but it makes me cringe whenever I ask the question: "how many guys have you seen."
why would you even bother to ask that question? Have you ever sat down to play video games with a bro and said "wait, before we do this, how many people have you played video games with before?"

Does it freak you out if you're eating at a restaurant where the chef has cooked for many people before you? Would you feel betrayed if you knew that your professor had taught a number of classes before yours?

If you can't apply the logic to literally anything else in life, maybe it doesn't make sense

I've taken two virginities. I'd say "uncomfortable" was the operative term both times, although alchohol helps. "spiritual" wasn't a word that came to mind. What does that even mean?

Why is he so cute bros?

Steve wasnt really that bad of a guy. He was just stupid and an asshole at the beginning but he apologized and made up for it.

He was just searching for evidence about will, and he accidentally finished at Steve's house by following the shouting coming from the people at his party. He thought someone was in danger and he was going to help him. So he was not a bad guy, he was not stalking the girl, probably he took the photos because he just likes to observe people (like he said when he was trying to explain it to nancy).
I personally like to observe people or stuff in general, i like to see what other people do, or seeing them having fun. There's nothing creepy about it, some people prefer to observe instead of taking part. I don't take picturo tho, i'm not a photographer.

Did I miss something? We done see Steve after he smacks down the monster, right? And in the epilogue all we see is Nancy buy Johnathan a new camera and kiss him on the cheek. Seems she ends up with no one and the door open for Johnathan

The differences in those examples outweight the similarities. This is a false analogy.

>spiritual

Are you autistic. My gf and i lost our virginities to each other and the worst sex weve ever had was our first time. And weve hear the same thing from other couples.

haha, it was just a prank bro ;^)

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>We all do weird things when alone. You can't deny that. I sometimes poop in my hands in the shower and play with the nugget for a little bit.

Yea. You missed the part where nancy sits down with steve on the couch by the christmas tree and she has this dead inside look on her face while steve is all happy and puts his arm around her. Also its implied that it was Steve who bought the camera for Johnathan and wanted Nancy to give it to him.

Maybe Steve bought him the camera or they bought it together.

alright then let's move it into similar territory. Is it a betrayal if a girl you're holding hands with has held hands with someone else? Is it gross if you're kissing someone who has kissed someone else? Where do you draw the line?

>Steve
>charming
>funny
>a little dumb but a nice guy
>alpha
>friends with popular kids but knows how to stand up for himself

>Johnathan
>poor
>loner
>not particularly funny or charming
>takes photographs of popular kids from the bushes
>possibly has gay brother

The choice is clear.

Nope. Norman is plain attractive. Especially his photos from when he wasn't a middle aged man. This guy looks a lot closer to the ugly weirdo from Terminator 2/American History X/Detroit Rock City

Niggers don't count

Not him, but don't pull that kind of shit. Don't pretend that sex is anywhere on the same scale of intimacy as handholding. It's very obvious what matters and what doesn't
But for real, if you fuck a slut or two you won't feel bad at all about needing to fuck a virgin like you. Just get your first time or two out of the way so you dont have a sexual disadvantage

Sorry, but i wouldn't date a girl who had been with a lot of guys.
Like user said , fuck?yes, date? no.

Why? Because if a girl dates a lot of guy it means she doesn't want something serious, she just want to have a night of fun and that's all. Same things can be said about guys desu. I'm not the person who sleeps with a different girl every weekend, so i'd like to meet a girl who doesn't sleep with a different guy every weekend. Simple as that, my friend.

Mmmm mmhmm

Johnathan was more funny than Steve. Steve wasn't even funny, he was just pushing and made Nancy laugh because of nervousness not humor. Johnathan made Nancy laugh more genuinely. Also Johnathan is a nice guy and caring of others.

Hi Jonathan

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>Don't pretend that sex is anywhere on the same scale of intimacy as handholding
I'm not, I'm asking why you're freaking out about one and not the other. Why attach an enormous amount of meaning to one thing and dismiss the other? Why do you feel that sex has such inherent intimacy?

I've had very intimate sexual encounters and very empty sexual encounters. It seems to me the only meaning that sex has is whatever meaning you attach to it.

I've had a very intimate experience watching movies with someone, being affected by the film's emotional content and bonding over it, and I've had empty experiences watching a trashy flick with my friends that we forgot about 5 minutes later. Again, meaning is not inherent.

>that is actually my name

very creepy feeling every time someone on Sup Forums does that.

>Why attach meaning to one thing and not the other
I already said I'm not him, but I'm not going to play that game. I'm not going to pretend that you don't know why sex matters more than handholding.

I'm not asking you to play a game I'm asking you to provide one iota of proof for your claims. Saying sex matters multiple times isn't the same as proving that sex matters.

Not the same user, but with sex you let someone to have a sexual intercouse with you, it is a very intimate moment. If you consider sex just fun and use it as an excuse to have sex with all the people you want, that still doesn't make you right about your thoughts.

Imagine being Steve in this scene

You can get a girl pregnant or catch HIV by holding hands or kissing. Also the hands or mouth don't have a membrane that can be pierced by a penis and bleed.

sure it does. meaning is subjective. If I have sex that didn't feel meaningful, you can't tell me it was meaningful just because you feel like it should be.

Song of the Sea was an incredibly moving film for me, but if you watched it and just dismissed it as a kids film, I don't get to tell you your subjective opinion is wrong and it should have meant more to you.

Imagine being Steve in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Nancy Wheeler, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous skeleton face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 14 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Steve and not only sit in that bed while Nancy Wheeler flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her rib cage and flat chest, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, NANCY WHEELER LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her anorexic fucking face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of school sluts and hookers for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Austria. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her flat chest as she squeeze them tits out to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard by not eating in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Steve. You're not going to lose your future football career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

Because he doesn't come on too strong to a girl like his life depends on getting laid.

Those are just facts about those things. Sure the risk of HIV makes sex more dangerous, but danger doesn't attach inherent meaning to things. Jaywalking with someone is more dangerous than kissing them.

Literally perfect

Am I the only one on Sup Forums that thinks this girl was pretty attractive

She is a real skeletor but something about her makes me appreciate her physical appearance and I don't know why

>coming straight out of the boonies in Austria
fucking keked

My only problem with her is the painfully tiny forehead.

She's a total qt

Yeah this, he wasn't intending to follow Nancy around and it's not like he was jerking off to them or anything

Jonathan
>Creep
>No social skills
>Stalker
>Poor
>No experience with girls
>3/10

Steve
>Popular at school
>Has parties and can socialise with girls
>Well off; dress well
>8.5/10
>Good person that does what's right, and is not afraid to be brave

If you can't see why she chose Steve it stands to reason that you're a Jonathan

Because they have superior social skills, are generally outgoing and easy to get along with, and often have a positive outlook on life.
People are popular for a reason; oftentimes popular people are friendly and personable.
Steve deserved Nancy.

Reminds me of my girlfriend, which is cool. If she starts going nuts, ill know why.

>having sex before marriage
>not a whore

She's got some super qt expressions. Every time she did that little suppressed smile I died a little

Yeah, probably.

Jesus Christ, her head is fucking gigantic.

>Jonathan has every chance to nail Nancy
>gets cucked when it turns out that Steve might be a bit of a tool, but he's actually a good guy who won't back down from a real fight and admits when he's been an asshole

Jonathan is doing his diva "MUH INDIVIDUALISM JUST AN OBSERVER I HATE PEOPLE" bullshit and doesn't jump on Nancy. Meanwhile Steve does everything he can to apologize to Nancy, and beats the fuck out of a monster he literally saw for the first time 10 seconds earlier. He's even nice to Jonathan and helps him too.

Nancy makes the only reasonable choice.

I know that this is a discussion about Jonathan, but does anybody else think that Millie Bobby Brown looks vastly better with short hair?