So, me, my friend and his gf did some wax and we were as fuck

So, me, my friend and his gf did some wax and we were as fuck.
when I arrived, his gf was basically in undies and it went downhill and they started fucking in front of me and I stood there,,so fucking high.
They did a shit ton of positions and she kept moaned so hard, even if my friend's mom was awake

then he told me : you better hurry up if you want shit like this

I'm a loser
(pic unrelated)

Whys the pic unrelated? Fake

i dont have any pics... He took my cellphone away

I have some pics from fb but im not showing any

Your thread died lol

>mfw I will never do wax and be as fuck
>also mfw a girl has never kept moaned so hard near me

we were high as fuck*
She was moaning so hard*

A bit tired, you see...

Its dead

Dubs

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same, man

I don't care about any of this. just show the tits of the girl in OP's pic.

it's just some tits...

Here, have a pair.

Who is she?

idk??

How do I get my gf to stop calling me daddy? It's weird as fuck.

Start calling her mommy

tell her you want to be called mommy

>you better hurry up if you want shit like this
hurry up for what?

Well... Have Sex..

I'm a virgin :(

Neither of these are acceptable answers.

Tell her you'll put your head in her pussy if she doesnt stop

But I do that all the time.

you're crazy dude

Well, where else do you put the penis? There's only so many holes, user.

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