It sucks ass that so many stoners have to be retarded and completely misrepresent the group

It sucks ass that so many stoners have to be retarded and completely misrepresent the group.

Also, ITT: fun drug stories.

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>so many stoners have to be retarded
>completely misrepresent the group.

No, the reality is that the group is accurately represented. If you're a non-retarded stoner, you're the outlier.

That could be said of humanity in general.

Suppose you're right. What I meant to say is that the outliers are overlooked, which is a real shame. Thanks for correcting me, user.

It's not a group.

There's just various people that enjoy the same drug. Are drinkers a group? Are people that drink coffee a group?

No they're all just a buncha jerks that like getting buzzed.

how about you just stop giving a fuck about how the drug you like is perceived by the public.

actually the truth

This is a definite problem of mine. No idea how to stop giving a fuck, though. I feel like not giving a fuck is one of those things where if you are actively trying, you aren't actually accomplishing it.

Maybe you just misrepresent yourself

Good people don't smoke the devil's lettuce. I've been called to clean up this country and make sure you stoners go to jail. If you smoke pot, you can't have a job, FACT! Prove me wrong, pinkos.

Dont have many stories, but here one goes
>be me, a year ago
>havent dabbed in three months
>invite friend to hang, he brings his rig
>we say fuck it and smoke 5 bowls before dabbing
>friend scrapes me huge dab, i make the nail red hot
>drop it on, cover, inhale
>my dumb ass thinks the nail is a bowl and tries to lift it off
>immediately scream into bong
>spill scorching water on myself and friend
>friend vomits on floor from smell
>i drop the bong and it shatters
All in all it was a pretty shit experience.

what a great story tho lmao

aren't you just wasting weed at a certain point when you smoke bowl after bowl? i dont think smoking that much makes you any higher.

Drugs are bad mmkay

>Be smoking in backyard with 2 friends
>only 13 at the time so I was autism incarnate when high
>bong is getting passed around
>On my 3rd or 4th hit, forget to clear bong, but pass it anyways
>friend passes it back to me telling me to clear it
>so high at this point mind goes full retard
>forget to take the bowl out, and blow INTO the bong
>bong water everywhere, all over shorts, weed ruined
>lel

Yeah I don't know why my mind thought that was the way to "clear" the bong, lmfao.

First greentext here I go. Yea im a newfag dont crucify me
>be me
>14, never even touched a weed
>sketchy friend we'll call Brayden meets up with me before school
>"Yo user got some browwniieess here. Try a bite.
> He says brownies all weird
>Autistic 14 yr old me thinks he's just having a stroke or something
>Eat edible, tastesgoodman
>Ask for more. Brayden gives me the whole fucking thing.
>Continue on with my day and head to class.
>Show up to English, thank god I sit in the back
>after about an hour it hits.
Cont?

yes

>Get high in car
>Go to the Science Museum
>Go to movie theater
>Bowling
>
>

That's what I do. Always a good time

It depends on how much you smoke and how high your tolerance level is. Usually a bowl or two of top shelf stuff is enough for me to get lifted for the whole day, but the summer of the first year i started smoking i used to do a huge dab almost every hour

Not him, but when you're buying a half ounce per week you can smoke a whole bowl by yourself and still be almost normal feeling occasionally

I remember when a hit of mids would get me full blown for hours. Funny how tolerance builds up.

Awh shit man. Have you not been getting invited to our parties

Just get stoned, not giving a fuck will come afterwards

If it makes you feel any better the first time a friend of mine was told to snap a bowl he barely burned it and then pulled all the greens into the water. We didnt stop giving him shit for months

>the group
Congratulations, faggot, you're one of those stoners. Don't think of yourself as a part of anything, and instead just be you and smoke weed.

>Be me about 16 or so
>First time dropping acid
>Doing it with my brother
>Smoked a bowl before, got decently stoned
>Drop tabs
>Start feeling weird about a half hour after taking them
>Very weird feeling takes over my body
>Acid in full effect
>Looking around, walls are moving a bit
>Brother has 3 cats, one jumps on my lap and starts purring
>I think the cat is a small car because some faggot outside has loud exhaust
>Start trying to push the cat like its a car
>Cat gets mad and runs away
>Start talking to my brother, who is playing Call Of Duty Black Ops
>Start wondering if COD can give people PTSD
>Start freaking out every time we get shot
>I go downstairs, and listen to some music for a while in complete darkness
>Eminence Front by The Who comes on, I start seeing an amazing light show while the keyboard plays
>Pretty great
>Get bored, and my cock gets hard
>Start rubbing one out while listening to some Ween
>Bust a nut, greatest nut ever in my entire life. Felt like a rocket blasting off
>Whole body shakes for 2 minutes because of amazing orgasm
>Fall asleep shortly after, and have some wicked dreams
>Dreaming about being chased by a fat blue guy with 8 arms
>Freaking out, wake up in cold sweat
>See fat blue guy with 8 arms
>Run upstairs, hide in bathroom, sit on the toilet and piss
>Locked bathroom door and sit in there for like an hour
>I look in the mirror, and my face is really red, I start growing devil horns
>Freak out cause I'm a devil
>Brother went to bed so I'm by myself
>Hide in my nephew's room, under a bunch of blankets
>Super warm and cozy
>Fall back asleep, have good dreams
>Wake up and everything is normal. I feel super ehausted

Iv got a few
might as well post as OP is asking for stories without giving a single one
>Be me first time in amsterdam
>got to yellow mellow because the friend i was with said it was pretty good
>feels super wired and self consious just asking to have a look at what they have
>pick some purple because never had it and it wasn't meant to be too strong
>my buddy gets some ak47
>both from the UK and roll with tobacco at home (poor af)
>have to smoke blunts
>buy some choco milk to help with the harshness
> both try each others joints to see if there really is any difference
>smoke about half a king each
>one of us makes a joke or something
>can't stop laughing
>dutch people staring at the tourist
>makes laughing even worse
>have to get up and leave because it's not goning to stop
>holy shit standing is hard
>decide to get back to the hotel
have no idea where the fuck we are
>start to panic
>start laughing about how much we are panicing
>decide to walk and see if we can remember anything that was near the hotel
> xmas lights are up at the time we were there
>i think it's angels guiding us home
>so fucked up it's unreal
>bikes and people everywhere
>me and buddy are walking down the middle of the street laughing like dicks
>couples walking hand in hand have to split around us as we pough through the middle of the pavement (this happends about 3 times funnier each time)
> just going in circles around amsterdam lost as fuck
>random black guy on a bike rides up behind us and says something like
"don't do it boys leads to cocaine heroine bad for chew"
> this freaks me out and reminds me that we are lost in a strange city and dont know where the fuck we are
> with the power of google maps we manage to find our way back to the street the hotel is on
giant hippo in shop window
iv got a pic of it somewhere

Hahahaha, for some fucking reason when i first tried smoking a bowl, i fucking lit it through the god damn carborator and wondered why i wasn't getting high lmfao

Here is a fun story.
>got to buy 100 bucks worth of heroin.
>guy gets here oh its only .63 but I'll come back later with the rest.
>wait all night get a text oh my bad you should of reminded me I'll get ya tomorrow.
>tomorrow happens.
>oh I got super busy i'm sorry next day for sho.
>next day I'll head that way when I get a sale after traffic clears up.
>been begging with 25 bucks on gas if he can bring the rest. No reply yet so I'm stuck here taking alot of immodium and made poppy seed tea in hope it helps a bit.

Should I just cut my losses or call this idiot again.

They aren't, it'd just the older crowed of stoners does t usually spend time with late teen / early twenty Sup Forums stoners

Most stoners I know are pretty much retarded.

Anyways, here's a my drug story
>earlier this year
>fuck around with this girl every now and then
>she has a ton of issue. Depressed. Awkward. Skinny as fuck. Stupid as fuck.
>I have a few tabs of acid laying around
>we've been fucking around for a while so I thought it would be a good idea for the two of us to trip together.
>we drop half a tab each in the morning.
>go to a park near my house
>everything is going fine until she has a complete mental breakdown
>"it won't go away!!!!"
>"make it stop!!!"
>get your shit together
>it have to drag her back to the car
>everyone keeps giving me super awkward stares
>I'm tripping myself
>wtf did I get myself into
Eventually she calms down a bit. I bitch her out the next day for putting me through her shit

>>Locked bathroom door and sit in there for like an hour
It was probably 5 minutes tops. Every time I've been with someone who does acid and they tell their version it is majorly exaggerated when it comes to time.

100% hard truth.

My ex was damn near burnout status, didn't know how to deal with stress, smoked all day (work from home). Sad situation all around. I'm still pro marijuana, but purely for the exception, not the rule. Stoners are generally lazy, complacent, emotionally weak and don't know how to cope with life as a whole.

This. As someone who's over the age of 18 and smokes weed, I think 3 people in the world know I do and I don't flaunt it. I use it to relax.

Any time I see people posting shit about smoking or walking around with pot leaf swag on, I just feel pity. If you feel so underwhelming in your personality you have to walk around like a billboard for your substance of choice, you should seriously just off yourself.

That being said, I did have a good one:

>be in college
>roommate is a music major
>discloses to me he has never been to an ACTUAL show, despite being a musical genius
>hop online and find the first show with available tickets (Flogging Molly)
>FFW 3 weeks
>he asks if it's a show where "smoking is permitted"
>why the fuck not? It's his first show, I want him to enjoy the fuck out of it.
>roll 2 jays, smoke one on the way to the show then stash the other
>at the venue, security takes my lighter
>being the boyscout I am, I brought a pack of matches with me
>during the opener (Frank Turner, who is pretty mellow) I pull the joint out and try to spark up
>matches dont work
>takes like 5 to get it going and the Jay wont stay lit
>we keep passing/lighting/passing
>all the while a lady right next to us is giving us a weird look
>kill the jay right at the end of his set and the lady turns to us
>my roommate and I are shitting bricks that this lady is gonna flip out
>she walks right up and says all low key
"if you need to spark another one of those, just ask me next time!"
>she winks
>shows a lighter she smuggled in
>we explain that was our last joint but she's awesome
>without a word leaves us, then returns with 3 beers for all of us
>tells us about her kids and shit til FM came on.

He said he still hasn't topped that show and it was 7 years ago.
>Pic related
>MFW

be straight up with him, tell him you want your fucking drugs or you're gonna rat him to the cops lmfao.

acctually found it

I smoked a bowl with the bouncer at a Turisas concert once. Dude was legit as fuck

Cont.
>Vision goes super fuzzy, to the point where I can't see
>Really tripping now. Any audible noise someone makes is fucking hilarious.
> Clearly evident that im on drugs at this point.
>we start reading Romeo and Juliet or some shit, lazy ass teacher makes the kids read.
>somehow inevitably I get picked.
> Start reading fine until someone coughs
>Immediately start laughing. Whole class stares at me like Im a monster.
>This continues until I agonizingly finish reading
> Teacher is clearly pissed, asks me to leave the class until im ready.
>Run into Brayden in the halls, he asks if im ok.
> I say im fine and ask why he asked.
>he tells me I look like im tripping and my eyes are redder than the devil's cock
>Mfw grade 9 humor.
>Still don't clue in that im on drugs.
>chit chat for a bit and return to class. Can actually function this time.
>make it through the class without any major fuckups
>except I keep psyching myself out thinking I have to pee, and it's noticable to others.
>Go to next block, PE feelsgoodman
>it goes well, until I get hit in the crotch with a dodgeball and fucking piss myself
>Mfw piss puddle on the ground
>miraculously nobody saw me, run to locker room and change into normal clothes.
>Hit up Brayden and a few others and ditch school. Go back to his place to chill
>still not knowing about weed, I eat another brownie at his place.
>return to class after lunch. Math. Fucking fantastic
>I was a bad apple so my desk was practically touching the teacher's desk.
> It hits near the end of the class and I get intense pressure building in my stomach.
>end up puking. Green out on the floor of the class.
>Had to be carried out by the principle and the vp.
>Fake food poisoning, get off Scott free
>mfw Brayden is a fucking dyke

Yeah I'm about to start demanding like nigga I payed for that shit why can't you just drop it off like you said you would

Damn I'm surprised no one caught on. At my high school you'd be in the principles office faster than you can blink.

>Science Museum
Bro that sounds amazing while high but i'd get to paranoid and think everyone knows im stoned

he's completely bullshitting you bro, THAT'S WHY FRONTING IS BULLSHIT FOR BULLSHITTERS.
he's not gonna give it to you and hopes u just forget about it. I guaran-fucken-tee it.

Yeah, most likely was 5 minutes honestly. Time is so distorted on acid.

Okay, gonna type out a longer one so give me a couple mins.

Yeah you are probably right he's never done this before but like idk why he's fucking me over fucking .20

Just googled Tursias. Shit is different as fuck but I dig it. Thanks for the good looks, m8!

I actually have "hung" with a few bands in my time. Not all are pot/drug related, but it's been interesting how many bands are just normal chill dudes who want to have normal interactions and just be people.
>Drank a bit with the Aggrolites backstage at a different Flogging Molly show
>Hung out with the late Eric Peterson and his wife of The Orphans/Mischief Brew at a bar for like 3 hours before his set
>Met Mike formally from Dropkick, but when he was touring with Street Dogs (Nicest man alive, enjoys meeting people and sharing stories). First at the starbucks across from the venue then again at the venue after the set
>Middlemanned blow for Reagan Youth, then watched them all geek onstage and forget the setlist
>Met a very drunken, bloody Stza at a bowling alley after they played there and he told everyone he quit H and shit himself (pic related)

Don't do what that user said that's how you get shot. Just tell him you gonna spread the word on how he cheats his customers. That's how ya scare them. And say half was fake hell lose business so fast. Use it as a threat, he doesn't deliver spread the word

>be 14
>Tripping with 2 friends on 400mg of DXM
>Decide it would be great to get some shrooms
>one friend is knowledgeable about shroom picking
>We all drive together to the shroom field (cow shit, the works)
>Pick two plastic bags worth of shrooms
>go back home, still tripping on DXM
>we go to the park, and go to a bench to sit on
>don't even fucking wash the shrooms (so stupid but we were already tripping)
>I eat like 10 or so, M eats 13, E eats like 20
>Spark up a blunt
>20 mins in, can start feeling the trip coming up
>M gives some shrooms to his sister and her BF
>We walk back to my house (5 min walk)
>chilling in my room, listening to music, trip is starting to peak
>We get caught up in the "circle" phenomenon
>two of us are always on the bed, and one of us is always in the computer chair picking out some music or some shit
>We fucking rotate each other out while doing this, so we all end up on the chair eventually
>I pick welcome to the machine - pink floyd
>hands look like fucking alien hands
>colors everywhere, tripping balls
>mom knocks on my door, and I flip out a little but keep it cool
>Asks me to walk the dogs, I oblige, friends come outside
>during the entire dog walk i had no actual clue as to whether or not i was even holding leashes
>no fucking idea how i even did it
>still tripping balls, and the 20 shrooms E did starts to fuck him in the ass
>we're back in my room, E is freaking out
>convulsing, and starts flinging his limbs everywhere, breaking shit like parts of my dresser and wall
>we try and hold him down, and calm him down but it doesn't work
>eventually he just pisses himself on my floor
>we try and force him outside
>great_success.jpg
>jk, he starts freaking out even more, and starts RUNNING into my front door, flipping out and making noise
>M's sister and BF are here, BF punches E in the stomach to subdue him, but E is invincible and doesn't work
>M's sister, and BF drive off
>M so fucked at this point no idea what is going on

So you had a bad experience with a stoner means all are? Yeah I used to smoke pot and I'm going to major in law and using the military to pay for it. A lot of are hard working people who use it to escape the bullshit. That deli worker at the corner? Pot head. That construction guy with the loud jackhammer? Secret pot head. If you're high enough or got the right connects and time, you can map out when you can smoke up. Some are lazy, yeah. But so are some people who dont smoke. Don't be ignorant you're better than that :)

is he a nigger?

And of course after I say hey you know I did already pay for that he goes all.
Well I was just about to get in my jeep and head your way but now I feel unmotivated blah blah blah.
Homie this is all on you you shorted me first than promise I'll get payed back you never show and start pulling this bullshit? At least tell me you are ripping me off a d stop telling me oh I'll be their...

Naw hes some white guy...

I've been around stoners my whole life. This isn't an isolated incident.

Right

I would argue that the vast majority of weed smokers are functional adults and people you interact with every day and never assume smoke.

But if you want to identify as a "stoner" then yeah, they are losers. That's what stoners are. People who smoke so much weed it is a problem.

i dont know why cannabis is so popular, it's fun sometimes but its more hit or miss then with other drugs like alcohol.

If I smoke too much weed I just sit on the couch for an hour. If I drink too much the night is ruined.

just like the idea of smoking a joint sit and relax, that's what i like it

I know this feel.
Having a stoner parent who is also a narcissistic sub-human in addition has deeply traumatized me; despite knowing it isn't the weed's fault I will never be able to enjoy it the way many people do.

Yeah I got an engineering degree and smoke every day. Drug tests are an illegal search and seizure so I have no qualms about using fake piss. Fuck corporations and rich assholes for thinking they have rights no one else does.

>M leaves and walks to his house, leaving me alone with E
>E keeps running into my door, and I have no choice but to hold him down in the dirt
>FUCKING NEIGHBOR SEES US AND COMES OVER
>Neighbor asks what happened, and I say I have no idea he just switched to this randomly
>I was tripping hard as fuck but managed to keep myself rational enough to reason with people
>Neighbor comes over and helps me hold him down while she phones the police
>god_why_me.jpg
>E bites a fucking chunk of flesh out of neighbors calf
>like an actual mouthful of flesh
>Neighbor yelps in pain, and I take this opportunity to go back inside and get rid of the fucking shrooms underneath my desk
>throw them in my backyard before police get here
>police get here, start questioning me, I keep my cool and tell them I have no idea what the hell happened to him
>Told them E was fine a moment then switched to this
>Police buy it, thank fucking christ
>they take him away, while he's still flailing his legs
>E gives neighbor a look of absolute hatred
>he's taken to the hospital
>police come in my house, and my room ( room was immediately to the left of front door)
>they photograph my room, damage dealt to it was pretty real
>I mean he fucking tore a chunk of my wall out and pissed on my floor dudes
>I was so exhausted i just hopped in the shower
>mom asking what the fuck is happening
>I just say friend freaked out
>she asks if I'm on some drugs
>"lol no"
>get out of shower, police are all gone, fall asleep on couch
>get up in the morning, start dealing with the fucking piss in my room
>fucking E and his piss
>i look under my desk and there was still one tiny shroom left
>oh_my_fuck_how_did_they_not_see_that.jp
>They literally photographed underneath my desk
>so lucky i don't even know how I didn't go to jail or anything

Later I told my mom we were all tripping, police went over to M's house too and questioned him

you are retarded. It isn't an illegal search at all. You voluntarily submit to it, or go get a job elsewhere.

My first time I got laced. Almost decked him but he knew people and I got a life ahead of me
>ex friend who's probably future crackhead/ kid that got gunned down at 19
>known thief who's stolen from me but eventually gave it back
>meet me at library at 8pm
>parents know but don't say anything
>meet him wearing camo jacket, boots, camo pants
>we go to a room that we can lock and hotbox but escape if we need to
>fattest blunt I've seen
>didn't really notice white dust
didnnoticeitwasxanax.jpg
>Smoke up
>greatest high ever
>friend wants me to smack him every time he smacks me
Mfw I know by doing that he'll just hit harder and angry
>tell him imma go home
>he says "nah Lil nigga party getting started (pure Puerto rican. He's a nigger. Literally)
>ask him what he means
ohfuckworldfallsapart.winrar
>shits like the movie.
>wall fizzes, shaking, tilting, slowing
Cont?...

Either way not all are. I know one who quit so she could fight for custody rights for her son. A lot of us are hard workers, and a lot of us arent. Like people in walmart

> been strung out on meth for over a year
> spend 60 bucks to get a crank whore
> 55 year old white bitch from tenessee
> bitch has a foul mouth and is chain smoking menthols
> bitch says I have to get her high also pay the 60
> we smoke all my shit
> the bitch starts talking shit
> I am not attracted to this ugly bitch
> she is skinny as fuck
> she is a dope fiend hooker
> she might be ugly as fuck,but I can't tell ( the meth )
> I can't get my dick hard because of all the dope we smoked
> I stuff my balls in her ass
> vain attempt at sex
> I have to re-coup my losses ( all that dope, and 60 !!! )
> I try to fuck her ass , using only my balls
> FUUUUCKKK !!!
> I gotta get something out of this !
> continue trying to produce friction with my balls stuffed into her ass
> she is chewing gum and smoking another menthol
> she grabs the t.v. remote and starts flipping thru channels
> a baby starts crying and I can hear it from some other room in this crack house
> can't squirt a load, dick won't get hard
> fuck it bitch you owe me 60 and you better smoke me out when you get some shit bitch !

Agreed. They should only be used on people who come in high

When we all met up again, E said he was tripping so hard he thought my room was a giant shark mouth and was trying to eat him, which is why he was flailing his arms and shit.
While he was running away from us outside, he said he thought he was fighting ninjas and when he bit my neighbor, he said he was biting into a pineapple

While E was in hospital, he had no idea who he was or where he was or anything about what had happened.

M apologized to me (is my best friend to this day) about how he abandoned me ( that was seriously the shittiest thing that could've happened to me at the time)

over all, I would say wurf, the experience was fun but god damn the situation that ended up happening was not. Best trip ever but worst situation ever.

smoking alprazolam?
I'm sorry user, but alprazolam wont vaporize properly let alone combust. That was Not xanax.
t. pharmacy student

your right weed tends not to cause super negative effects on the excessive consumption side compared to alcohol, but i always like a moderate buzz where as sometimes smoking is a blast other times its just kinda meh really depends on what im doing and to a lesser extent the strain

same. I swear all the staff were stoners and at the slightest redness in the eyes you had like 2 hawks on you in the halls and 1 in the classroom

fucking conspiring pigs

Can they also search my texts? How about my emails? Are they also entitled to my passwords? Wouldn't want to hire someone with questionable interests. That argument knows no limit and is unconstitutional. No one is entitled to my piss for any reason. If I cannot perform at the job then I should be fired but in no way does that entitle any employer to someone else's possessions. They pay for my work and time, nothing else.

Really? Not even if you grind it? I would say maybe ruffies but I remember some of that night and it only lasted maybe an hour or 2

Stop reminding me of the good ol days

Also while you're calling me retarded, what degree do you have? What makes you so smart? Especially someone who likes to be cucked by big daddy corporations.

No. Even if it was the strongest milligram strength tablet available (3mg pfizer XR), the actual amount of active ingredient would appear equivalent to a few grains of fine sand.
Even if it was alprazolam powder from the web, it will not burn properly for inhalation, unless it was upward of 50milligrams.
It was most likely some type of opiate.

They also pay you for reliability. How are they going to know you won't come in to work high off your ass one day and cause some damage to the company?

It's a liability for them to hire someone who uses drugs.

Also, if you can't stay clean long enough to pass a drug test then get a job at fucking McDonald's. I'm sure they'll respect your God-given right to not get drug tested.

Does my daughter look like a loli? ipanon.com

Damn really? Could it have been ruffies? Or what type of opiates? heard he ran away to Virginia though so I'm glad about that.

Oh gee. I wonder where my ip is going to be sent when I click that URL.

>we huwt his wittle feewings
Staying dependent on weed isnt the way to go. Functional doesnt mean mentally stable, healthy or mature for that matter, but youll grow up eventually kiddo, hopefully...

I find that most people are retarded.

No, Not rohypnol, Not GHB. IN general, smoking hypnotic sedatives doesnt work properly. If it was a base opiate or opioid, probably oxycodone or morphine,
I used to be a complete opioid junkie, slamming heroin or morphine daily. luckily I got my head out of my ass. However, I will ALWAYS know my way around a needle.

Yeah people suck... sad truth

NO, again you are retarded.

As a private company they could very well ask to search your texts. And you could tell them to fuck off.

You are by no means required to take a piss test, or let them see your texts. And they are by no means obligated to hire you.

PhD in biochemistry, Bachelors in Microbiology. I work for a large international biotech company. My daily job is running hundreds of thousands of chemical reactions a day on multi million dollar robotic systems that dispense liquids that cost $40,000 a liter.

lemme hire you to do cannabis extraction

So they're entitled to your possession for this theoretical "one day"? So I'm guilty before I'm innocent? They aren't liable because they cannot legally test me. I'm responsible for my own actions, no one else is. What the fuck is up with Americans these days? Do you not respect the constitution? How do you not know your most fundamental rights are being shit on because people don't take responsibility for their own actions. There's only one drug that last 30 days in your system. I am not limiting my self to smoking 12 times a year because I may get caught. That is not their right. Other drugs are out of your system in 48 hours so yeah if you get caught doing heavby drugs you're def dependent. But your weekend coke users will never get caught. Neither will your pain killer abusers or adderall lovers. Your arguments don't hold water. It's only law because corporations have us by the balls.

I've gone nearly a year without smoking weed several times. I'm in no way dependent. I just enjoy it.

Don't remember much but here
>be me
>be a week ago
>be on skype with friends
>get 4 grams of shrooms from buddy
>have to take shroom shots to get this nasty powder down
>waiting.jpg
>play some vidya
>notice everything start to sway
>say fuck it lay down to enjoy the ride
>see my computer screen and phone popping out like a 3D movie
>i have entered the fourth dimension
>explain to the call i must travel
>go under the covers and talk to people on the phone as i see shit don't even remember what
>have really deep conversations that made me actually rethink my life as i sobered up
>around this time i peak
>explain to everyone i am the ambassador prophet for the 4th dimension
>iamtheambassadorprophet fear me
>i now believe i am superior to all as i explain they must join me in enlightenment of the 4th dimension
>sober up at 6 hour mark and see i've called 30 people and the skype call is still going
>they tell me all that i said
>yes
pic related its what i posted when i was tripping
i'm also drunk and bad at green text but enjoy i have more if you guys want

When your own a company you can make your own hiring preferences but if you cheat people and feel okay about it you have issues you dont realize. We all grow out of it hopefully you will too

Well my masters is in materials engineering but my undergrad is civil. Currently I manage construction sites and I see no reason to test anyone there. Bragging about the expensive equipment you use is irrelevant.

They're attempting to steal from me. I refuse. How dare they. It's obviously disrespectful, I kick ass at my job. Absolute boss.

I was being accused of not having any education and being cucked by big daddy corp. So I explained my eductaion and what I do in like 2 sentences.

>hippo
that's a koala

I did not. Now I question your credentials because you need to parse that sentence again.

lots of companies don't care about marijuana results. They just care about hard drugs.

My job is cool. In the contract it even said that if I get caught with drugs outside work it doesn't effect my work at all as long as I don't have to miss work and I didn't have drugs on work property.

Grow up and break dependancy.
>inb4 im not independent
Becoming irritated without smoking weed for a day is dependency

You're a fucking retard.

When you get hired you're signing a contract with your employer to allow them to drug test you. If you don't want them to test you then tell them to fuck off and fine a different job.

Those rights that you think protect you from drug tests don't apply to hiring procedure. Those rights only apply to protect you from the government. Not an employment contract that you can read and consent to.

>teleport to a fancy white house with him dragging me past it
>back alley of some house past it
>me standing there
>next thing I'm inside smoking/passing blunts
>knock out
>wake up a couple hours later
>boots off, jacket off, shirt off.
>crackhead friend and some white bitch he fucking looking at me with a scheming look
>shrug, try to get up
Ohshitcantmove.exe
>mfw I look like an old hag out of life alert
>eventually get up, gravity stronger than a neckbeards right arm
>struggle put on boots
>get dressed
>follow them outside
>other person I vaguely know is there
>crackhead friend (CF) steals favorite lighter he gave me.
>had a nice spray paint design
>know I can't fight him so give up
>takes out some xans
>forces one into my mouth
>collapse on floor
>rock back fourth on floor
>high gets deeper. Like that hypnosis scene in Get Out deep.
blackholedeep.winrar
>flip shit thinking imma get mugged
>Try running, could barely walk.
>walk like zombie
>crackhead friend chases after laughing
> "nah nigga where you think you goin user get yo ass back here boi"
>"nah I gotta bounce homie"
>nods gives dabs.
>Call cool relative to pick me up.
>on the phone for 10 minutes, tell them I got too high
>he waits with me for ride
>gives me nods as I get in
>nod back
>Mfw longest ride home
>get home, somehow walk right past old man
>get upstairs
>collapse on bed
Some addons: 9 years ago. Around 15 years old then.In May. Dude ran away to Virginia with other friends.
That was my first nirvana (what I call extreme high) but I have another one if yall want to hear it

Yeah it was little white powder. Want coke obviously. But damn. Thanks man. Turns out he was known for ding that so when I spread the word he ran to Virginia in the summer

They do apply. They lobbied for years to have the law make specific exceptions so large companies can have a separate set of rules they follow. It's unconstitutional. Contracts are just words on paper. You can sue for any reason regardless of contract. I have the money to win this type of case too should it ever get there. But ultimately I'm looking out for #1, me. Your employer isn't entitled to any of your possessions excpe tin this one scenario? It's utter bullshit and illegal.