(Pick unrelated, just needed one.)
>Be me.
>At a little cafe/tea/coffee shop.
>Nothing really interesting happening.
>Just here for a quick drink before doing some errands.
>Notice someone I know.
>Start chatting it up about current issues and topics.
>Someone notices us.
>Female, blue hair, at least 300lbs.
>OH GOD THAT SMELL.
>Mixture of grease and cheap perfume.
>Starts calling us a bunch of "RACIST, SEXIST, CISGENDER, PATRIARCHAL MYSOGINISTS!!!"
>Friend noticeably disturbed.
>Backs away, logically.
>Leaves me to deal with SJWtard.
>lolfuckwhatdoIsay.jpeg
>Flat out telling them "No I'm not" never works.
>Reverse psychology time?
>Look at her straight in the eye.
>Give her a death stare.
>She's... noticeably shaken.
>Yell "HEIL HITLER!"
>Everyone looks at me in shock.
>SJW in full triggered mode.
>Tries to be tough shit.
>"W-w-w-what did you j-j-just say to m-me?"
>Get out of my chair, knocking it onto the floor.
>I do that Nazi-salute thing, repeating myself.
>"HEIL HITLER!"
>She runs.
>I give chase.
>For a good 4-8 blocks I chase this baby walrus-in-training.
>Constantly yelling at her "HEIL HITLER!"
>After a little while I lose her at the intersection.
>Head back to the cafe.
>Pick chair back up.
>Sit back down.
>Act like nothing happened.
>Most exercise she's gotten in years.
