Secrets thread! Lets get it rolling

Secrets thread! Lets get it rolling.

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Come on anons I wanna chat with you all :(

All the women in the world are in a global conspiracy where they lie about how universally attractive I am and it distorts their reality.

Hitler did 911 and bush did nothing wrong...

Me and my ex girlfriend got into an argument and she stormed out and got in a fatal car accident on her way to her place.

i cheat on my military husband a lot, i'm depressed, i can't sleep, and i wanna headbutt a train and see what happens

im a nigger

i pay to have sex with old fat prostitutes and i love it

Tonight I received nudes from a woman married to another woman. I'm a man. I don't feel bad though because I think he partner is cheating and never has sex with her. So we had a virtual fap session.

I would totally fuck a trap if they were 100% passable.

leave him , move out, and come clean

i got a bj from a post op trap, lost a part of my soul, be careful

Do you post in every one of these threads cause I've seen that same thing like 3 or 4 times before

Is this some strange form of bait? How can we know anymore? Does bait even have meaning at this point? Does anything?

I like pissing and wetting myself, and see other people do the same

It's legit, her name is georgia and she comes here all the time. These secrets threads have their own little community inside of them.

My first "sexual" experiences were with relatives and family members.
I always wonder how common is something like that

I'm in love with a woman but I'm too shy to make a move,
she's probable into me aswell,

I almost had dog dick in me once. I feel ashamed just thinking about it.

I wish my first experiences were with family members. I'm very jealous of you. That sounds hot. You should greentext your favorite time.

>she's probable into me aswell
What are you waiting for then, user?

>I wish my first experiences were with family members
What family members are you thinking about? What would you like?

>greentext
If someone else is interested, I will. It's actually nothing really new, I've seen similar stories many times, and that's what make me wonder if having experiences with family members during your youth is more common that most people think.

Also
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
That too, of course

I like voluptuous more than long legged model

We're interested
This is Sup Forums.

go to bed georgia

also: I have actually headbutted a (stationary) freight train when I used to work with rail. Not recommended, they're pretty unyielding

Well if I had a sister than I'd have liked to fool around with her, but I do have a really really cute cousin that I've always had a thing for. We're pretty close and i've always wanted to make a really small move, but I just dont think she's into me that way.

Also, post it user. I love me some incest stories.

sauce?

I blackmail girls on omegle

>be me
>be 14
>discovering fetishes
>watching fake incest vids in bed
>jerking off to a pair of my sister's panties
>close to leveling up
>DINNER TIME
>older sister walks into my room to tell me
>parents never installed a lock into my room
>ohshit.avi
>tells me to get my ass out of bed and into the dining room
>leaves without noticing anything
>deathofboner.jpg
>but some precum still on panties
>wipe it off with my fingers
>fuckit.gif
>drop it in the hamper

There's more, but I'm not sure if I want to continue.

how?

keep going.

Ok, but be aware, a lot of fag stuffs are involved...

Long story short, I start to discover sexuality when I was about 10 and I fooled around with my cousin (male, same age).
We started watching each other cock and then started touching them.
Eventually, his sister (one year older than us) joined, and sometimes (but rarely) we involved my sister as well (a year younger than us)

Get them to bate then tell them I recorded it and will put it online. Watch the just orgasmed face turn to horror and tears. Makes me compressed carbon every time

That's one way to win an argument :^)

You should try it and see what happens, let your husband know what you've done before you do him the favor of killing yourself though.

>Get them to bate

How?

show us a video of it. that's hilarious as fuck

My boyfriend thinks I'm a year older than I am. We're moving in together next month

>My boyfriend thinks I'm a year older than I am
Why?

I would too. I enjoy anal but I don't like the concept of homosexual intercourse and I don't like the male physique. I want to go balls to balls deep while still playing with some titties.

We meet when I was 15. The legal age is 16 and he's three years older than me.
I'm shocked he haven't found out. I'm 18 now, he thinks I'm 19

Tits & timestamp or GTFO

sauce on that pic

Shouldn't you tell him about that now? I mean, I doubt it could make any difference now, he could even be pleased that you lied about your age just in order to fuck with him.

I'm a male.. still wanna see my tits?

Google rapetub bro

I don't know the name of the film, sorry

Oh so youre kinda a little fag, on both sides
Its fine keep thoses nice man tits for you

no man tits but you can show us some boy pussy

More common then you would think

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I was on the giving end of less than consensual sex in juvie

I rarely record them, if I were to post I'd most likely be vanned

I sneak into my mothers room at night and smell her feet while I jerkoff , for a while I think she knew something was up cause she started wearing socks to bed but for the last month or so she's back to sleeping barefoot .

We're all doing a little opening up here Sup Forumsro

I like trade nudes and videos with girls

Me too lets join our forces bro

>after dinner, mom asks me to do the dishes while she does laundry
>ohfuckohfuckohfuck.jpg
>try my best to convince her to switch but she won't have it
>ticktockticktockticktock
>mom and sis have a screaming match over the panties I threw in earlier
>cringeface.png
>mom accuses sis of fooling around with bf
>forbids her from seeing bf outside of school or else she gets grounded
>momzilla storms out
>sister beings to wise up, probably
>i had never clenched my asscheeks as hard as i had before that moment

More?

what happened after?

your filthy memes only makes my dick harder for your boy pussy

More please.

Keep going, it has good potential.

Me and my older cousin (both guys) have done pretty much everything there is to do without getting into kink. Started when I was probably 6 and he was about 9.

That's called being a woman. Nothing to see here.

How does it smell?

Don't come clean unless he already intuitively know. It will break him.

My wife won't come clean but I know so it just makes it worse. I wish I never got wise to the situation.

yeah don't ever tell him. end things, move on. no reason to hurt him in the process.

just be honest - you can't be a military wife, you need more attention, sorry that is how it is.

That's called fat, nigger. Not "voluptuous".

papa bless

pretty common, depends on how far you went though. sibs/cousins fucking is rarer. oral / touching is common. families with "healthy" incest do occur but are very rare. normally when you have incest you have sexual abuse going on at some level. but I've met people who grew up in families where dad fucking daughter, or grandpa fucking mom was just something that happened.

Does she still cheat on you? Why not break it off?

Are you from middle east or middle west?

I live in the US. I've met lots of weird people.

Consanguinity ruins family really, but if the abuses in question dont occur kids then its "fine" (not fine for the mind of the poor girls who where raped)

>2am
>everyone in bed
>insomnia
>scared of my sister and how she'll put my ass through hell
>door creeps open quietly
>pretend to be asleep
>someone crawls under my bed
>goingtohell.jpg
>hands pull down my shorts
>wait, what?
>dick starts to rise
>could this be it?
>silence for five seconds
>HELL HATH NO FURY LIKE A WOMAN
SCORNED
>surge of pain rushes through my penis
>yell loud enough to wake up the house
>she quickly gets out
>i run down to my fridge to grab a glass of ice
>press it again my dick and hold it for a solid ten minutes
>as if by miracle, parents don't wake up
>next morning, mom asks me why i keep squeezing my crotch
>sister comes in, tells her that i've been watching porn, and that it probably hurts because i masturbate too much
>HELL HATH NO FURY LIKE A DISGUSTED MOTHER
>have my laptop taken away, and all computer privileges revoked for 6 months
>sister didn't talk to me until winter holidays (about 8 months?)

So yeah, my sister got revenge on me by sacking me in the sack and lying to my mom that I was watching porn (but she didn't know I was actually watching it).

Aww I wanted some sexy times. Did you guys ever talk about it?

> At family gathering
> Wife's family
> Married sister-in-law is there
> Everyone's drinking
> Me, Wife & Sister-in-Law are the only ones left
> (Not sure how it got started) Sis kisses Wife
> Clothes come off
> Have a threesome with Wife and Sis
> Sis is married
> Feel like her husband is going to find out any day now
> Still can't believe my wife slept with her sister
pic related (wife)

They probably did that shit all the time when they were young user.

I fantasize about killing myself most of my waking hours. Don't show many other signs of depression. I think i will do it sometime. Have tried several anti depressants and lithium. None help. I work at a university chemical lab with several easy ways to kill myself.

No. But she tortures me to this day by secretly referencing the incident in the most opportune times.

Actually no. My wife was surprised. They hated each other when they were kids.

kys.

How so? You should just flat out bring it up to her and say you were just a horny teen and didnt mean to get her in trouble.

So is their relationship better now after the threesome? How long ago was it?

Talk to them get them horny. It's a cattle market there

About a month ago, so it remains to be seen. She did say she was way too drunk and would never do it again.

That's kinda the plan.

Huh. Sooo they haven't talked about it at all? I'd figured they would have. maybe that was just her way of making it up to her as fucking weird as it would be.

I am myself in third year pharmacist student

pretty much all the knowing and the products to kill myself painless everyday, and suffering of severe depression (treated with an antidpressant so I dont want to kill myself everyday at this point but yeah)

Also french so my english is shit

My girlfriend (25) wants to fuck a high school guy (16-18, which is totally legal where I live) and have me watch them.

Maybe. They're night and day. Her sister is very prissy and married to a corporate lawyer. My wife is a nurse who drinks whiskey neat. I still can't believe I watched them kiss and suck each other's tits. Plus, my wife was cool with me fucking her. I'm really confused. If they've talked about it, it's news to me.

people call me georgia cuz im in the state georgia, its not my name

Do not agree to that at any term

Why not? I kinda think it would be hot.

Well, people refer to you as 'georgia' in these threads, and even that creepy pedo fuck question guy always says "hi georgia". So in a sense it's your unofficial name for secret threads. So your name is georgia for the sake of these threads, unless you want to give us your real name, which you wont.

She does it every time I make fun of someone else's sex life/or someone starting to discover what sex is.

Take this one example: I once made a mean comment on this fat guy in her social circle. I said something which involved comparing the size of his body to his penis. My sister retorted (paraphrasing), "Well, unlike SOME people, we don't know how big his penis actually is... blah, blah, blah."

Anyways, I think she understands the situation now that it's been a few years since. She doesn't really my apology as I sometimes see her mischievous smile whenever she makes an inside reference. I think humour is just the way she copes with situation.

I'll admit - it was well-deserved revenge.

In other words, she wants to cuck you. Do you want it or not?

I mean, yeah kinda.

The whole idea is pretty exciting. We just don't really ever end up doing it.

Just dont let it get out of hand user. Give her too much freedom and she'll start fucking whoever she pleases and then will leave you for a guy she is cucking you with.