Let's say I want to shit in a hookers mouth. Where's the best place to do that...

Let's say I want to shit in a hookers mouth. Where's the best place to do that? I doubt the normal hookers will do it for 1000$.

If all you have left is the desire to make a fecal deposit in some whore, maybe you're just done?

disgusting. Kill yourself

>Let's say I want to shit in a hookers mouth. Where's the best place to do that?

The mouth, retard.

Get a bucket and draw a face on it then shit in the bucket.

Much cheaper

Spot the newfags..

Shit in me come on you know you want to.

Best place to do it is in her mouth, I'd say.

Too bad Chuck Berry is gone, he might have been able to hook you up

skid row. $1000 can buy a lot of heroin to forget that you ate shit.

kek. Wouldn't Thailand be enough?

for a grand im sure you could find some whore willing to do it after a little "chat" with her pimp.
A wire clothes hanger will help get even the most disgusted whore on board the shit eating train.

Skid row got gentrified. Where the fuck have you been?

theres a greentext story bout hooker mouth shitting im waiting for one of u fags to remember and ppst haha

You could get that for a handful of oxycontin in Manchester, NH

Ever heard of date rape drugs?

ok fine ill post the story myself

> be me
> be sophomore in college
> spring break
> decide to go to San Francisco with a few of my bros
> I had this one buddy, we'll call him Dave
> Dave was a fucking wildcard, this dude would do just about anything for a laugh
> In San Francisco after an awful red-eye flight.
> Go clubbing every night, having the time of our lives
> Eventually our trip was coming to a close, and we only had a couple more days left in San Fran
> Decide to go clubbing again, for the third night in a row
> After a few hours of clubbing we were pretty freaking inebriated > Finally decide to wander back to our hotel for the night
> Begin to stumble back to the hotel, having a great fucking time
> We are suddenly approached by one a San Fran's finest, a frighteningly emaciated meth addict hooker.
> We are not interested in acquiring vanareal diseases from a crack whore, continue to walk
> As we were about to walk by, this hooker said something that I'll never be able to forget
> "I'll bet each of you boys ten dollars that you can't shit on my face"
> Dave immediately takes her up on the offer, me and the rest of my friends are too drunk to care
> Hooker takes us all down to an alley, then proceeds to lay down with her face upwards
> "Okay try to shit on my face"
> Dave goes first.
> Dave pulls his pants down and exposes his bare ass
> Just as he's about to pinch a log off onto this meth addict whore's forehead, she blows on his asshole
> Asshole immediately shrivels up like a dehydrated raisin, Dave literally can not shit on her face
> My turn next

> I stand over her face, knowing that my ten dollars is at stake
> I squeeze my bowels like I've never squeezed them before, and I begin to feel a massive shit log stirring within me
> I had gained confidence, this was my shining moment
> Just as I felt the tip of my shit touching the ring on my asshole, a great wind swept up from the prostitute's mouth and instantly closed the gates of my sphincter
> Just as Dave had failed before me, I was unnsuccessful in my quest
> Hooker proceeds to do the same to each of my friends, not a single one of us can shit on her face
> Hooker collects sixty bucks, and we finish our journey back to the hotel defeated
> AII of my friends and I quickly forget the experience, except for Dave
> Dave becomes legitimately angy that he wasn't able to shit on the hooker's face
> Keeps talking about how much he wants his money back
> whatever.gif
> Next day
> Our plane leaves the next morning, so this night was our last in San Francisco
> We decide to go around and eat dinner at the cheapest restaurant we can find (after losing our money to the hooker, we decided not to spend much)
> Find this nasty "Chinese" buffet
> Eat a fuckton of food, tons of really spicy stuff
> Decide to go back to the hotel to chill and start packing
> We get back to the Hotel, and a look of pure malice crosses Dave's face
> "We're going to get our money back"
> Apparently the Chinese buffet was beginning to have a serious affect on Dave
> Dave runs out of the hotel to go find the hooker from the night before
> Friends and I have no choice but to follow
> Dave doubles over in stomach pain, still running with the feriocity and determination of a tigress hunting her prey
> Dave begins to groan and fart loadly, running even faster than before
> Finally arrive at the alley where we met the hooker before
> Sure enough, the same meth head prostitute is standing at the same comer

> Dave groans through clenched teeth "We want to try and shit on your face again, double or nothing"
> Hooker agrees
> Takes us back to the same place as before, and lays in the same position
> Dave stands over her face as I remain transfixed with anticipation
> Before the hooker even had time to purse her lips in preparation of closing Dave's sphincter, he began to release an unholy anal terror the likes of which no man should ever witness
> Dave lets out a defeaning warcry as legions of liquid shit spew forth from between his fiercly vibrating asscheeks
> The hooker's screams of utter terror slowly become muffled as legendary proportions of post-digested spicy asian buffet cover her face and chest
> The shit continues to flow forth as the floodgates of hell remain open
> Hooker attempts to protect her already scat-buried face with her hands, which are quickly pushed back by the force of Dave's anal explosion
> Finally, Dave's ass slowly putters and flarps itself to sleep
> Dave turns around, bare ass quivering from the after affects of what can only be compared to a nuclear blast in order to assess the damage
> The Hooker is literally covered from head to toe in shit, with a smell reminiscient of the prison cells in Auschwitz
> She's not even moving anymore, she just lays still, put into shock by the force of Dave's shit
> Dave turns to us with a serious expression on his face.bare ass still exposed to the breeze
> "Holy fuck I've killed her"
> The pavement around the hookers head is also drenched in shit, giving the appearence of a grotesque brown halo
> Dave quickly pulls his pants back up, and we all sprint away from the alley
> Still don't know what happened to that hooker, or if she even survived

Man if you were in germany I could set you up for free.

Buy $1000 vial of LSD. Do it all at once. Post results

Tell me more

i like dave, dave is a fighter

> I had gained confidence, this was my shining moment

kek'n lost

stop it, get some help

There is not too much to tell.
I work at a BDSM type swinger club and we sometimes have weekends for our VIP members where all stay in the house and all the crazy shit you can imagine happens.
One of Our customers (two counting in her husband) love eating shit.

Don't they ever get ill?

came here to post this

Your mom

What is wrong with you?

FetLife.com you can find a fellow degenerate

Neither do I know nor do I care.
They come to us, they want something, we deliver.

why pay? just beat the shit out of her, attach pic related, and shit in her mouth. she's a dirty whore who has probably fucked niggers, so enjoy yourself

DETROIT BP MS. JAMIE. 150 OUT THE DOOR

Ask jamie gillis he can sort it for you.
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Kek

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Dave knows when to double down. Dubs checked

For some reason I feel like that picture sums up Generation Z.

you realize this is an 18+ board right?

You never finished the story. What about the $10?