Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

Previous:The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!

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Welcome back.
If you would like to gladly.

Sounds ominous. I'll keep it in mind.

Cheek pinching is always cute!

Claiming best girl

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It is. Not sure why I dont see more pics of it really.
So whats your plan for the day?

You still haven't apologized to me ;-;

Rea is getting the orders now, it doesn't look good... What about you?

(Sono)
Might have to give it a go, that page though, either it's had way too much of that shit, or it's broken
>see gif

>Cockona

For what?

kek

are you really going to try it? you should be careful

For calling me a piece of shit liar! And you told that other user not to take drawing advice from me

Well I fixed the internet. So all thats really left today is to maybe hang out with my tank friend in preparation for tomorrow.
Forgot to add this girl looks cute.

I have a habit of keeping all sorts of information.

Oh well.
Let's be friends anyway.

fine mado just for you.

What's your tank position?

O-okay... what should I do now?

Don't think I will, it probably tastes pretty terrible, at that price I can buy good coffee!

I can imagine it's not too healthy either...

Hate to just say same old day. But we're getting out of here to go bowling of all things for a person who is leaving. Has the great taiga war been resolved?

Hehe. Sounds familiar.

Well, I've not really seen a proof yet.
What kind of advice did you give? There must've been reason why I said not take advice from you.

カラミチーマス

Im a lucky boy.
I play all kinds but like Heavy tanks the most.

does it

It's four cups of coffee in one cup!

What more proof do you want? And I'm too lazy to give away my drawing secrets~ (I told you twice)

Ask out that goth chick today, loser!

Oh a video game :p
I thought you meant real life

Hey.

Certainly more thoroughly sorted than myself, but yeah.

I would love the chance to go see tanks at a museum or something.
Hi.

Hey Chen what's up?

You wouldn't want slam your foot on that trigger and shout "ON THE WAAAAAY" ?

Do you feel special?

shrug

/ignored

okay, i thought we were fwiends

Uh is that a reference or something that I dont get?
A little yeah.

I do something similar mostly to remind myself of things because i have a bad habit of just forgetting things. Names especially. I stilllll can't remember everybody here's alias.

Oh i just didn't see it.
I'm not sure friend stuff.

*pat pat*

>What more proof do you want?
I don't. I found it quite interesting when you said you had apparently drawn so much every day, but I don't really care anymore.
>my drawing secrets~
Kek. You must've given some really bad advice.

The "gunner" in a in the tank crew has to scream over the sound of the engine "On the way!" every time he fire the gun.

Mine is a little more malicious than that.

>Esdeath
Kek.

No pats. Im not drunk.
Oh thats just silly. If I did get to ride in one they probably would have put cement down the barrel of the gun or drilled a big hole in it.

Hey, sad boy.
How is it going? Still depressed?

Enjoying my trip with the train.
How about you?

That do friends do?
I'm not a gamer so I can't into games with you...

Oh yeah drawing is an addiction to me and i'm not very proud of that...
My advice does sound skeptical but it does work!

>4 in 1
That sounds bad, especially since I drink 3-4 cups a day.

Hey, you can still scream even with cement down the barrel!

I figured that out. I'm not oblivious, just quick to forget unimportant things, and someone showing a dangerous level of... I'm not sure what word to use; perhaps intelligence? Meticulousness? Malice? Whatever, it isn't something i consider unimportant.

We dont need to just dive into my personal problems every time we chat.
Im not big on the whole yelling thing. They do have a bunch of Russian tanks just laying around for sale though. Its kind of funny because they are modern tanks still used by some countries today.

You said you're small irl, right? You'll be a driver because the compartment is so small and tight...but its the safest part of the tank.

Enjoying your "Over 9000 get"
I'm just waiting for my coworker to get started...
Where are you going?

A-ah okay don't drink it then...
You're crazy.

...

No.

Oh hey Mado.

>walks away

Why? It's Friday you nerd

As said, I was interested, now just indifferent. Don't expect an apology if you don't want to prove me wrong.

Cute.

Yeah, wanna talk about my problems?

Tell me.

Tell me about my problems.

We can talk about them. This guy knows a lot.

Right?

Hey, you know I'm right.

Don't you?
>pat pat

How should I prove you wrong?

Where are you going?

It is a safer spot but lots of tanks today value mobility over armor.
What would you do if you saw that?
I dont know. What kind of problems are they. Im having a good morning and would rather not get into it.

9s is a qt

MINE

Oh don't worry about that. Every army around the world is trained to prioritize destroying the turret of the tank and not the base. You'll be fine. Once the turret explodes and all your friends die you could wiggle your way out of the escape hatch and run away.
>Rea is telling me what to type..

Chen does? I am not a fan of his.
And i have no intention of talking down to you, if that's what you were trying to imply. I find you interesting, and perhaps dangerous, but i don't know near enough to start guessing things about you.

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Doesn't matter.

No come back....Please.
"Cute" but that also plays into asking what am I going to do....Well the only true answer is that I need to realize I'm either going to be stabbed, or cuddled. Or maybe , just maybe get to ask "what'd you do?"

You're very mean...

>

Y-you're not going to gut me open?

Old time Friends I've met a long ago through a public chatroom
Quite ironic, hah

I'm having a beautiful day aswell, oh! What a coincidence!
But, as you wish. Is your choice.
I'm not a pushover.

When I said "this guy" I was implying you know a lot, because you were talking about writing something about this thread, if I remember correctly.

Dont worry I would avoid the military. The only way they are getting me is a draft.
Dont know looks like they already stabbed someone.

Thank you.

Is this the first time you're meeting them? What are you planning to do with them~?

They'll love you in a tank crew though. You just have to be physically strong.

I just fell asleep at my keyboard.
Is this a sign to sleep?

Mean? Now? No. I was? Maybe.

No. I kind of saw how the military works when my father was in it before my parents divorced. I dont really want any part of it.
Yes go lay down.

>Gut you open who said anything about that. I just wanted to carve a little 'Z' on your forehead
Well I'm still going down there. Maybe if I help hide the body she will fall for me.

Nononono. I entertain the thought of doing so, but i have no intention of actually doing so currently.
Nice to know you're paying attention too though, even to people who are not actively interacting with.

Sleep is always good.

Because retarded alternate block schedules. Don't see her today.

Please go rest a bit.

Yes go sleep!

At least I draw better than you :p

youtube.com/watch?v=VvuwUxaJmlo

rea said to watch this
>3/4 people die instantly

But I don't wanna be Harry Potter!

That flower was quite bad actually.

No, lmao. We've known eachother for like.. I dunno, 8 years probably
Just chatting about how time passes faster and faster as you are growing up.

It's kind of hard to not pay attention since I'm on my phone and always scrolling down.
But, I don't think I'm dangerous.
I can get along with people.

Alright, sorry i didn't talk much today.
I'll go get ready for bed.

That really sucks. Today is the prefect day to ask her out to a movie...

What about during lunch?

You said it was good though

Maybe. Id want to get far away from wherever it was hidden.
Did they destroy the ammo?
Thats alright. What you did say was cute.

Well that just sounds scary.. rushing to death...

Turn off your phone and computer :p

Oh hey. I just realized you jumped in a conversation of mine and didn't realize the switch because who i was talking to went to sleep. Was wondering why it was chen pictures all of a sudden...
You're the usual chen then? Jerk?

Did I? I only remember asking if you had reference and if you drew it on some sort of cloth.

Mhm that anti tank missile hit the ammo and melted the inside.
The commander, gunner and loader were burned alive and the driver survived. That's you.

I want to see some of your drawings! I won't judge you...
I love art and I love looking at other people's work.

See id rather not do that because then Im outside of my metal box with a bunch of allahu ackbars running around.

Is normal to die.
It would be scary if you died without enjoying your life and doing whatever the fuck you want without caring about what others have to say about it.
It would be actually boring.

Well, I'm the only one who writes like this and people who are trying to impersonate me can't really obtain nothing out of it because my reputation is as bad as it gets. So, yeah. I am the usual Chen claimer.

Oh yeah they will spray you. Be careful...
Rea said when a tank enters the field everyone attacks it.

I would be in prison if I want to do what I wanted lol
Life is very boring for me now...

I wont put myself in that situation. Well yeah its a fucking tank.

imgur.com/GmtJFlr I've shown this once or twice before here. It's not very recent though. I can maybe show more in discord.

I'm fairly sure there was a different chen floating around once. It was quite a while ago though, so i don't imagine they're going to be coming around anymore. Regardless, good to check.

In that case, disregard what i said before because it wasn't directed at you. I imagine you're aware of my opinion of you. I voiced it quite loudly. Suffice it to call it negative.

Did you ever do the tin can thing?

Tin can? The recycling art thing?

That's edgy. There are a lot of simple things that bring happiness to people.

Yeah, there was a different Chen that was friends with Chara
That's a bummer.
But is good that you don't find me dangerous, I'm at ease

Terrible.

Yeah.

Lol the second your alert goes off you better get that tank moving~ It's time to go, bye saved
I like it, I think you can be very good someday~
I want a life of crime, I miss it every day...bye chen

this thread is so fucking gay holy shit kill yourselves