How do I gain weight fast?
How do I gain weight fast?
food
#1. Cure yourself of AIDS
#2. Get a black wife who can "cook"
Your pores will sweat grease and panco crumbs in no time
BUMP. need fast. i sit on my ass all day, eating and im still thin.
take a sppon full of oil after every meal, put oil in food if you can mix it
stop sitting behind pc
lay in bed with wireless kb/m
guaranteed weight gain
Skinny people who claim they eat like fat people are just delusional.
Just fucking stay over your daily calorie intake and you'll gain weight. Jesus fuck
Im skinny. I was always skinny. Girls didnt mind about this, only other fat guys.
I can eat as much junk food as I want and I dont get fat.
But anyway, its been 3 months since I started having 5 meals per day and lifting weights. That helps.
LOL. man i can go to the most calorie filled place, and ill leave with barely a pound. my metabolism is fucking me over.
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Plenty of pasta and water
Look into how Sumo wrestlers gain weight. Pro tip: eat a lot right before you go to sleep.
Paul Denino?
skinny guys are only attracted to gays.
Smoke meth. It's tried and true
Try a basic weight gainer shake
Chug maple syrup
Just keep on guzzling cum. Shouldn't be too hard for you, OP. Ey.
ice cream and beer. preferably together.
Hey you're that guy from a faces of Sup Forums thread who has no bottom lip. Wassssuuupppp.
Seriously though, eat more and work out, after eating a bunch more for a week or so your stomach will stretch to accommodate the extra intake and you'll feel less full all the time.
>can't even spell panko
Go to gym
Lift heavy ass weights
Eat McDonald's after every workout
That's what I did in high school and ended up being 220lbs but could bench 270 and arm curl the 65lbs Dumbbells
Move to Murca.
You'll put on 200lbs as soon as you leave the airport. Amazing but true.
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