Am the ugliest person I know

>am the ugliest person I know
>Attending JMU, a school known for super hot girls

A modern day Tantalus

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I know JMU, user. VA 757 here.

Fuck off

This

I'm going next year after getting rekt by UVA and WM. Kill me

Sure, roast me

fix the hairs, maybe lose some pounds
you dont have to be the sexiest man around to attract girl
you need confidence and/or money

Get new glasses too

i am a grad student at JMU.

this school is only known for hot girls because it is in the south, where there are a lot of retards and dark niggers. any college with a bunch of non-southern white women would seem like a hot spot here.

Hairs are fixed, this is from a while ago

Have no money, people say I'm confident only because I'm good at arguing

This is gonna be a fun 4 yrs kek

Not bad at all.
10/10 from me.

Honestly, I'd hardly consider VA the south. NoVa definitely not. I see what you mean, but I've been there. Girls are hot

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wtf is this shit

Tfw Sup Forums is nicer to you than anyone you've ever met in your entire life

if you can drive around and see trump bumper stickers, its the south.

That is the dune coon off-duty cop who was taped by his GF refusing to answer an emergency call.

You realize Pennsylvania voted for Trump and it's pretty much new england

So upstate NY is the south??

There are neo-nazis in every state, retard.

Pennsylvania is New England like Arizona is Central America.

his face says a lot

And yep, working on the pounds

Poo in it Pajeet. Poo in it.

By the way, just avoid smearing shit in everything and you will get a chance with pretty much every slut you will find.

Probably soon, although nothing really helps

It's just a party school. William Mary is for fags. UVA is for people who want degrees in Alcoholics Anonymous and projectile vomit.

Sage advice.

On another note, fuck India. Fucking disgusting country making everyone judge me for being from such a literal shithole

Kek

JMU is decent, but feels like shit after I saw a slutty retard from my school get into Harvard bc connections. Really just looking at graduate school at this point

Here's the deal with Indian students. Wear deodorant. Shave off your mustache. Stop eating food that oozes out your pores.

Done

Done

Most Indian food sucks, so done

Parties is just what it's known for where I'm from. ODU is the ghetto. Norfolk State is well....you probably already know.

Also, don't try so hard to fit in. Being desparate never earns anyone points. Start exercising. Eat healthy.

I pretty much know the stereotypes of the VA schools

UVA is preppy little shits
WM is stressed out turds
VT is people way too into football
JMU is parties and coke
GMU is commuters
VCU is people not good enough to get into GMU, somehow
Radford is sluts
ODU is gangsters
Everywhere else, no one even knows what that is

Not the kind, people like me in an ironic way

Exercise is a bitch, but I've started. Might start BJJ bc it builds cardio and people have said it's a hell of a lot more fun than running. Eat moderately healthy