Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

Previous:The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!

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Claimed

Still here

Claiming best girl

Ooh, close, but you were too slow!

I dont really care if im first.

I'm really busy now, I wish I had a better laptop...

Ehh you'll see.

Sopranos was way too predictable and there were no lolis.

>Autistic jobless virgins reeeeeeeee

I shouldn't, but I'm super fucking bored at the moment, school is dumb :/

Ready to spit it out?

Where's the guy that said anime is better than HBO? Dude I can't take you seriously. Tell your parents what you just said. Tell respectable Americans what you just said. The Sopranos by itself shits on every piece of art that Japan ever produced

If you say so.
I started up a new save on Bloodborne.

Here comes the angry weebs

And what's your progress into it? Or did you just now start it?

You picked it up yet?!

No

youtu.be/pWdd6_ZxX8c

カラミチーマス

She's just a bit abnormal.

Oh they know I like anime more than 3DPD

I'm going in 20 mins!

Lmfao the sopranos was predictable???? Phahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahwhahwhahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha okay buddy okay buddy look you're clearly snuggled up cozy with your semen encrusted anime body pillow, you've deluded yourself into thinking there is anything deep or meaningful behind Asian cartoons that you can't understand without subtitles unless you begged your mom for the Japanese Rosetta Stone like most of you weebs do. I need to stop coming to these threads they make me want to evolve into some life form that has no connection to this species

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I made it to some stupid spider boss with this guy I sometimes hang out with. Im going to do this one solo since we dont hang out much.
You have said that before and Im none of us fit too well into normal.

butt

This

And I'm back. Lunch break.

TBH The Sopranos is still really good but I'll say that even one crappy anime is still better than Quantico

Come at me normies

>Misaki Claimed

Ok, how long will it be, because if you say in the next 20 minutes, we'll throw in 2 for the price of 1! A $40 value!

How often do y'all hang?
Also, watch out with hanging, it's bad for your neck :P

If you can prove you made any accurate predictions involving the sopranos plot line, especially the ending, I'll pay pall you 3000 bucks

She's an empath or has ESP. We get along because she can't feel anything from me.
Haven't you noticed that about her?
>bbl

but noone said that

Welcome friend, how goes it?

Also, NYX says: NYX NYX NYX NYX

Someone entertain me

Yo

Because a show with real actors that spanned almost 10 years and is considered the greatest tv show of all time (seriously, look it up) is rivalved by some autistic show with poorly drawn preteen girls fighting monsters? Wow....I'm speechless

Got a shrimp burrito for lunch, and a Mexi-coke. Life is good.
Nyx is a little bitch that can't handle all the loving tenderness Brood has to offer.

How?

Hi trips bunny

See

Watch: youtube.com/watch?v=3FLQ1ffhMiU

...Pass
I tried, but I can't even entertain myself at the moment, fuck school

Ooh, NYX seems upset, he just said:
NYX NYX NYX NYX NYX NYX

Fucking this

Not too often. You know what I meant.
They have said something like that. Ill be around bye.
That pic give me a giggle. Thanks.

Oh boy!
I can get a second rape for free!?!

I praise Kek and he rewards me with gets

...

Turn on CNN in 30 minutes

KeK felt he gave you enough already, no quads for now.

I can't into gets

I don't have a TV
Are you in your senior year?
How long does this go on?
I miss Ben :(

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Where is Ben?! :(

It was an overload from the quints I got this morning. Kek has given me enough and I shall continue to praise him

But I can into get Taiga

Until you get out of the dark room.

Correct!

Thanks, I try

Like I said, I don't do rapes :P
Consensual only

Yeah I feel ya

24 and Prison Break are better than every show on HBO combined.

Prove me wrong.

>Yuki Nagato claimed

Yeah. Maybe today though because tomorrow is a tank holiday.

One consensual rape please

fuck

Are you going to college?
I'm scared
idk :(

let's watch a movie :o
I don't watch tv

Oh, consentual rape
Got it

>Ur a weeaboo virgin lolololol go hug yur crusty body pillow

That should count for proof

hello again mister Maru!
hello miss Misaki

Praise be to Kek!
Hello

QOTT: would you let your waifu do that thing to you?

Hey love user.

ok

God dammit guys
Only if I hear where Kurumi is @

Tank holiday...
As in a holiday away from world of tanks or a holiday to play world of tanks?

Ye

Hello, you doing well?

how are you two today?

im a huge cuck she can do anything and i'll just take it. the only exception for me is infidelity. unforgivable!

I'll give you $20. I need to make someone jealous.

You can do it! There's multiple endings!

after this dark game :o

Ok, I'm gonna need you to fill out a waiver of liability, and I'm gonna need some info on what you want in your rape: (for example, bondage)

How are you paying? Cash or?

They have a special mode for april fools every year so its a bit of a neat thing. Once it was space tanks that fired lasers on the moon another it was a pool table map and you tried to ram ball shaped tanks into the holes. Fun stuff.

>doesn't understand what cuck means

what thing? I'll do anything if it makes people happy

I'm not certain I'd let her dom me, considering she's practically a child, but you never know.

I'm alright. My little brother's friend is stopping by for another visit. Always helps me feel more human.

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i love ibuki more than breathing

this guy scares me :o

Sounds like it! Tell me what they do this year!
I'm personally excited to see what I'm gonna get for April fool's game wise.

nice dubs
what did he mean by this?

so precious,, im love you?

im gr8 man it's finally the weekend! hbu

thats two separate guys

Morning Misaki

He's all yours.

Sure, what today?!

Shit nonono, why are you idiots like this

Its always a fun time. They said it has something to do with the TOG which is a meme tank already. The TOG is huge and made by guys who though world war 2 would be fought like world war 1. So of course the tank was worthless.

Yeah, sure.
>signs right away
Cash sounds good. Bondage? That sounds good too. You can also threaten me.

Not the same person

ah! the cute succubus one that appeared silently in your room?
that's nice! people are nice.
don't be scared miss Konata

drink a lot of water! i cant imagine what youre like cranky. it's probably terrifying.

Why do you want to know?

Wouldn't that get you sympathy points rather than making somebody jealous?

Don't worry, not going to claim you

Hmm. Maybe it does. Any better idea?

Because you won't tell me and I'm curious

Ok, when and where?

I hope they buff the tank to hell and back for one day and make it the pubstomper

this is me cranky, miss Sci

Afternoon Tsundere loli

Yeah, I may have gone a little overboard cleaning my room and getting ready for her to show up lol

We may even get into lewd stuff like hand-holding, who knows.

How about now, and somewhere Sono can see when she gets back.

Rape them with a mask on, then comfort them in their struggle

It worked for me

Well I won't tell you

Nah. It will be its own special mode. Should be a blast to play as the british navy.

i dont believe you. i think somewhere buried deep inside you is a well of anger so potent it makes people cry.

>lewd stuff like hand-holding
what a scandal

all im saying is i wouldnt want to be on your bad side %))) just in case

taiga is NOT a loli