Why do Indians worship cows?

Why do Indians worship cows?

Indians don't worship cows
Hindu's do

Its the mode of transport for a god (not a poor ass nigger like jesus, who only had slippers and legs for transport).

In addititon, the animal provides assistance in farming , its urine has medicinal properties, cow dung is a cheap and reliable fuel for fire and they provide milk.

Killing an otherwise productive animal for a few meals seems pointless.

>It's urine has medicinal purposes.

Which tabloid did you read that from, Indianon?

also mushrooms grow on their poop and mushrooms make us conscience

The same reason why they shit on the streets.
They're idiotic.

Because psilocybin mushrooms grow from the cowshit

Because of the psilocybin mushrooms that grow out of the cows shit

Aren't the vast majority of Indians Hindu?

Not him but Hindu stories are full of shit-eating and piss-drinking. Not even exaggerating. Really makes you think.

cows are chill tbh

An actual photo of an Indian airport.

I'd imagine so. At least 80% I'd guess

>cow dung is a cheap and reliable fuel for fire
Yuck, imagine the fucking smell...

Because it's an embodiment of million gods.
Source : inb4 poo in the loo

According to wikipedia and as of India's 2011 census, you're almost exactly right! Over 79.8% of the population is Hindu

Muslims are also on the rise. But we will always remain a hindu Republic at heart.

Herbivore dung doesn't really smell. It's mostly plant matter. Wen't to Russia with some friends once, they were using dung for fuel. Didn't smell, pretty sure it was cow dung

It do smell, but not bad. Human or pig shit smells worse.

You're prime minister hates muslims right? I read something about him arming hindus whenever muslim/hindu disputes arise?

No shit (pun intended)

because they shit everywhere, too.