Hey there!

Hey there!
This is my first time posting on Sup Forums, so go easy!
Any suggestions for being a productive and contributing member of the community?

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No one cares

>constantly demand pictures and timestamps of female breasts
>demand sharpies in various poopers
>post highly illegal content
>always be rash and rude
>never believe a word of anything

You're new on Sup Forums get ready for a shit Storm bud.

Heh, I remembered when I first joined: my IP was ddosed for at least, AT LEAST a week.

Same but people orderd 15 pizzas to my house and messed around with my IP for more than a day

Going by the posted I'd say you have the general idea of what's expected.

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Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on Sup Forums by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is Sup Forums. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it...

>This is my first time posting on Sup Forums, so go easy!
>trying this hard to fit in

Very, very soon, you're going to get a wedgie.

Ok I left reddit years ago that site is cancer and I know Sup Forums isn't the place to mess around but I'll get use to it hopefully.

how do I sign in?

This site is nothing but normies and shit content.

Sup Forums died years ago and the rest of the boards are a shadow of their former glory.

2ch and 8ch are fucking memes.

The internet is pretty fucking upside down these days.

This is either b8 or you're the biggest try hard to ever visit this site
>I'll start off with some gore on Sup Forums they'll think im so cool and one of them

Porn and Porn nothing but that

He said first POST, not first time ON Sup Forums

Porn, cuck threads and the same YLYL threads day in and day out.

Fucking awful.

Oh shit I didn't read that correctly

The only good thing Sup Forums has done in years was the taking of the he will not divide us flag

fuck off

welcome faggot
now go kill yourself cunt

So, where do I go now?

That's because when someone wants to raid (not a personal attack just for the lulz) some faggot will cry NYPA

newfag

Kek. Joined.

well first of all you need to start at 1chan and work your way up! normie

Kek

Fucking love doing raids for lulz I remembering being in the habbo hotel raid but now shit like that is rare since Sup Forums is full porn

Edgy

I haven't seen a good raid ever (only been on 4cham for about 1 year) I've been in like 2 decent twitch raids but other than that raid thread will get shut down by a fag. "NYPA" I'm so fuckin tired of that shit

How's that edgy you faggot

okay, since you posted you fucked up, im gonna share you some sage/sociopath knowladge.
rule 1: always sage
rule 2: lurk on a single board with interests you enjoy so you have something nice to look at.
rule 3: wait until you understand lingo, culture, and what board you're on, before you begin posting. (the longer you lurk the better, i joined Sup Forums when i was 16 in highschool, so i lurked for 2 years, before i actually began making small posts.
rule 4: op is a faggot.
rule 5: dont post gross shit in blue boards, nobody appreciates that, we're there to talk about magic cards, spooky ghosts, or cars. not your dead grandmas vagina.

is that a grabboid?!?

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The reason why there hasn't beend any good raids it's because newfags come and act edgy and think they are supieor and they never shut up and spread like cancer Sup Forums has been getting a lot of attention this past year.

Ok

Step 1: kys

Yea I've noticed, more edge lords are coming here because they can say nigger. Don't contribute to the community at all. They just stop raids, call everyone niggers, and post shit Facebook memes.

Nigger

And they go around calling everyone newfag and try to act cool I go to school with fucktard and he goes on 4can at lunch and calls everyone new fags and says kek every damm second I had to put some sense into the fuckers head.

Sup Forums*

I have no bloody idea how to send to a thread so here's a link for a 9gag raid

Mhh I see let me check it out

I need a squid sister porn

8 chan?

8/2 chan*

You're on that wacky side of youtube pal.

why should i believe you?

Send nudes

Why should I believe you?

Just send nudes bro

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