Suicide Squad

Back from an early screening. AMA.

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Who dies of the main cast?

Slipknot, El Diablo, Enchantress, and Joker

Does anyone get BLACKED?

How much screen time does Joker actually get. This is a deciding factor for me.

everyone, robin becomes new joker after batman bashes his brains in

Slipknot, head blown by NANOMACHINES SON and El Diablo.

Does ED "die" die or just strongly implied offscreen die?

>this thread

If only.

4-6 minutes at best

As much as Bryan Cranston got in Godzilla

Under 10 minutes

Implied offscreen.
Quite a bit. I'd say around 15 minutes, there's a whole subplot around him and Harley.

What variety of animals are featured in the film?

Harley. Batman spontaneously makes out with her. I wish I was kidding.

Who had the worst performance?

Where there any moms in the audience?

Without a doubt, Enchantress

Rats are mentioned, there's a crocodile, and a few black people.

I would spontaneously do it too.

What makes you think that?

Rate the action scenes as a whole from 1 - 10

1 being batman begins and 10 being Daredevil TV series

Tempted to say either Robbie, Leto, Courtney or Devigne. But half of it is shitty writing.

two words

cara delevine

That wasn't me. Devigne had videogame-tier dialogue but the Enchantress as we see her in the trailer was fairly interesting.

>1 being batman begins
>10 being Daredevil TV series
They're exactly the same caliber!

Is better than BvS?

is better than bvs

I don't understand this cara hate. Sure her dialogue was terrible but her acting wasn't that bad

Jesus. 6 because they were noisy. Think Sucker Punch.

Which one? The ultimate cut or theatrical?

any fap material?

I would spontaneously make out with her vagina 2bh pham.

It's the same shit you dcuck,,

As someone who had a great time laughing at BvS, no. This is cringey, boring, distasteful and filled with songs probably taken out of a "what do young people listen to today" Google search.

My brother.

How long until Suicide Squad: Ultimate "We're trying guys" Cut?

Katana in the rain is great. Enchantress is pretty hot too. Harley has a pole dancing scene.

Announcement in 2 months, release by the end of the year

I saw it too and I think the You Don't Own Me scene is sexier than all of that.

Wait what? In a dream sequence or something?

>Batman (Ben Affleck) himself – one of the most universally beloved superheroes ever created – hauls Harley from the Gotham River, gives her creepily insistent mouth-to-mouth, then immediately pins her down by the throat, erotic asphyxia-style, when she comes around.

niceee

Flashback. Bats chases them in the Batmobile, Joker plunges Lambo into harbour, Batman suckerpunches Harley and makes out with her on the hood of his car. It's not a joke.

Since the theatrical release is after the reshoots, how much of the frankly fucking great teaser is deleted?

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This user has it right.

Is that all the creepy sexism everyone is reporting on? I guess batman was always creepy with his x-ray goggles and Robins so making him rapey made sense.

>Is that all the creepy sexism everyone is reporting on?
Yes. That and Harley's ass.

Honestly the most sexist thing I saw was Katana getting hit on by Courtney out of fucking nowhere. That and a joke Deadshot makes about slapping Enchantress on the ass. The rest is women getting hit in the fucking military, come on.

Margot Robbie has no ass.

Tell that to the people who complained about the evil male gaze.

is a camrip already out, I just want to jump the hate bandwagon

>DC put Zack Snyder in charge


Shit was doomed from the start. Wonderwoman will suck as will Justice League.

So she got Batted.

That sounds stupid.

Joker confirmed cucc'd lmao

What's so bad about this?

no it's not you stupid fucking luzer.

I mean yeah she is beloved but she was never beloved as an icon of feminism.

I think they are thinking of Catwoman who was this strong sexy villain. Harley never was.

>batman literally cucks The Joker

Now I need to watch it.

Joker doesn't die.

Batman can only cuck the Joker if he fucks himself.

And now with The Flash too.

So in the trailer it sounds like the Skwad is an answer to the question "What would happen if Superman kidnapped the president?".
Does the movie adress the facts that:

1) everyone thinks Supes is dead so they have no reason to believe that it will ever happen?

and

2) even when unified, the SS is hilariously under his power-level?

>this fucking thread

Some """real""" spoilers, thanks and not fucking manchildren pretending to have seen it just to have some bullshit authority on some mongolian pixel forum.

Nathan?

About 1, they make it clear they're worried about a second Superman. And want to cash in on the metahumans militarily. About 2, yes, the Suicide Squad is literally a shittier version of The Avengers, if the Avengers was composed of 8 whacky clones of Hawkeye with different flavours and a big man with teeth.

Does Croc do anything other than plant a bomb and talk about how beautiful he is?

He robs a liquor store and twerks

MOMOA'D

explain this scene to me ?

feels hit me how much joker loves harley
>tfw i will never have a gf waiting for me despite everything i do to her
>tfw i will never have power and money to give her everything she wants
>tfw i will never be alpha,charismatic and handsome as Mr. J.
>tfw they will not make a sequel for at least 5 years
>tfw harley solo movie may not be happen
>tfw joker solo movie may not be happen
why even live
>tfw
>tfw

I would love a Harley daily.

Nope. Punches a few guys in his cell.

Saw an early screening too.

Devigne is easily the worst here. Her character makes for a bad villain and her performance makes it even worse.

If they changed the main villain for actual human criminals it would've been a lot more interesting, story wise and banter wise.

Cry moar fag

Does this happen?

ye

HAWAIIED

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song played while harley is in the elevator

Nice.

>giving cpr is rape

Feminism

In the presentation of it in the film its fucking hilarious how ridiculous it is

Doesnt Harley drown? Seems cpr would be necessary

this is a blue board right?

When's the last time you showered

Only if the mods feel like it. Meanwhile bane threads and people who want to, god forbid, have discussions about actors and actresses get their threads pruned instantly

was katana good?

scene "hope you got insurance" missing
hope they will make a cut with atleast 20 minutes of new scenes
If you mean autistic and sperlorg moves and really cringey dialogue then yes

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>>giving cpr is rape
>Feminism
Actually, I can believe it. Realistic CPR is very unsexy, and as such if your fictitious CPR look sexy in any way, you must be sexualizing it. It isn't sexy to do real CPR when you had to squeeze her nostrils close with one hand.

Who is the main villain?

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How much of a slut was enchantress

Critically underused. Her introduction was the shortest and the best one, it literally made me want to see an Oldboy-esque Katana standalone.

Enchantress. Escapes Waller's control in the first 10 minutes of the film and wrecks havoc in Midway.

Ok, writing, acting, production value and directing aside...
Is there anything to work with from a porn parody angle?
Like are there scenes that a porn parody could work with to slide into a sick fuck scene?

She was basically Videogame Female Villain nr. 304917. She kissed (?) prisoners and turned them into the gooey mooks we see in trailers.

How is Deadshot in this? Is it just Will Smith playing Will Smith?