Probably gonna have my boypussy pounded for the first time ever tonight

Probably gonna have my boypussy pounded for the first time ever tonight.
Any fags have advice for a first timer?

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Yeah, try finding a kitchen knife and slitting your fucking wrists you faggot.

Seek therapy.

It only hurts, I dont know how can ppl feel pleasure in this

poop

Go slow. If he's going to fast or is too big for you it will hurt. Communication is key; wait until you get used to his dick and then build speed from their. The best position for prostate sim is you face/stomach down ass up and him standing over you.

Thanks for the helpful answer. I'll try to set it up that way. How should I lube up?

Whatever you do don't use vaseline, it gloops and smells bad. K&Y works fine. Any lube you can get a sex shop for anal/multipurpose use should do the trick. Or you could just have him eat you out and use spit if you're feeling brave

I have a good lube. I just mean, whats the best way of getting my insides lubed up?

fingers, duh, or a syringe

enema

3 years ago, before you new, literal faggots began infesting Sup Forums to use as your only known safe haven for you deviant, abnormal tastes, referring to somebody else on Sup Forums as a fag never carried a literal meaning.

Mods should ban every faggot and creep that post in trap threads, ask for "pics you said you wouldn't share"/cuck threads, loli threads, fur threads, and every other cancerous threads that ruin Sup Forums.

I hope everybody in this thread that gets off to feminine men either winds up on Bestgore when they inevitably kill themselves do to their fucked up mental state.

Hi, its OP

Couldn't agree more.

lol you're just mad because you don't like to have fun

Yeah what these guys said. Trust the dubs, user. Protip: clench your ass around his dick. Good times

why the fuck would he consider getting railed in the ass fun you fucking fag

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>Any fags have advice for a first timer?

Enjoy your AIDS

Oh fuck, didn't even notice the double dubs. Noted.

You mean like clench my cheeks and hole on his cock while he pounds me? Feels great?

>wahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
you should go back

Condoms. Duh.

I hope you get shit on his dick and it ends up being a terrible experience for both of you and you cry yourself to sleep.

>Implying you're not an obnoxious cancerous faggot

Get fucked user

that is an ancient meme.

Enma and afterwards fart a lot because if you don't then air will get trapped and it will cause cramps

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ye but not too hard. Don't break his dick lmao

You mean your asshole you degenerate faggot

butthole spread plz

Not of u, of that pic

pics of boipussy?

>do

pics?

trapporn.com are u acutally retarded

this will be u after

Yeah here is my advice... Kill yourself faggot!

Its not impressive

Of the act? I'll try and get some. If thread dies before, just watch for another post

Have him tie your hands behind your back so you can't grab yourself. If he lasts a while, it's amazing

You mean so I can't fap during?

As a heterosexual man, I've been sticking things in my ass since I was a pre-teen. You know, when I saw my first Hustler and everyone was getting assfucked.

>feelsgoodman

Exactly. Your first insinct is to, but if you can resist it, it's so much better to cum from being fucked

That does sound awesome

take that cock like a man and don't complain

gore is more sick that hat other shit you posted...that should be banned....

It's the best.

the key to both party's pleasure is not to thrust intensely for the first time, but to go deep and stay deep. keep his hips against your but as closely as possible, and have him push rhythmically into your boyhole. the less actual sliding in and out, the better it feels

Loli threads have been a staple of Sup Forums since it was made, opinion discarded.

Show us you boihole

If possible have the guy lay on his back and then you can straddle him and lower your ass down onto his cock.

This way you are in control and can decide how much cock you want to take into you at a time and can stop right away if the pain gets too great.

If it does hurt a lot. Do not give up. I suggest letting the guy keep his cock inside of you but if the pain is too strong pull off until the pain goes away and then try again.

The first time I got my ass fucked the pain was very intence when my friend entered me for the first time so I pulled away from him right away but within 5 minutes the pain went away and I let him stick his cock inside me again and this time it did not hurt at all.

My friend fucked me about 100 times after that and I've also gotten fucked by other guys about 20 times and I have never felt any pain at all except for that very first time.

Personally the first time I got dicked he wasn't big at all and it just felt alright, then I had a guy around my size (8") but not as thick, and it felt pretty fucking incredible. I was begging for him to nut in my ass (which he did). I now see how females can get pregnant so easily

I like this advice a lot, thanks user

Telling you, its not great

Idk about straddling. Seems difficult, and highly sus :^) . Hope it turns out good like your goes at it.

His dick is fairly long but not very thick. Does thickness hurt more than length? I'm hoping I'll get to feeling good enough to beg for his nut.

Your gonna get AIDS

Push out as he goes in. But since you said you've been playing with your ass since you were young you probably know this

This wasn't me

there was an image from like a manga or something of a girl and she was saying something like "whip out your penis, what are you afraid you will get addicted to my boy pussy" anyone have it?

Yeah, that was me. I just like shoving things in my ass when I masturbate.

Do a little stretching on your own beforehand. get a finger or two in there and get comfortable with it. Don't fap, you should absolutely want to feel more.
Anal can feel really nice, but you have to be in the mood for it. You can ease yourself into it by teasing yourself, and it also helps make the big moment a bit less painful.
If you are taking an anal noob, make sure you get him to fuck the right spot. Describe it as trying to hit your testicles from behind. If it's a pro, let him do his thing.

If you get cold feet, don't feel too bad. Let him know you are uncomfortable, and offer him a bj for his trouble.