Americans put their shoes in the fridge before putting them on in bed

>americans put their shoes in the fridge before putting them on in bed

>brits put their tv license in the fridge so refugees dont steal it

...

>britcucks would rather pay for an AC license than use the one they already have for a fridge

>americans

>non-Canadians

>americans keep odd things in the fridge

Like what?

>british humor

no we don't...wat

shoes
bread
eggs

red cups

if you dont keep eggs in the fridge they go bad

>brits put spoons under their mattresses so the police dont confiscate them

>eggs
What's wrong with that?

>americans microwave their shoes

oh god why is no one from america denying these statements

we don't do this

>americans microwave their fridges

>eggs

british """"cuisine""""

shittiest damage control ive ever seen

>americans cool their microwaves down in the fridge

Hello
I'm here to clear some things up about our culture, since there seems to be some confusion.
For starters, we do not put shoes in our microwave or fridge, nor do we wear them to bed. We also do not put bread in the microwave. We do not microwave our fridges, or put microwaves in the fridges. It is true, however, that we put our eggs in the fridge to keep them fresh. This might seem strange to some, but I suppose that is just cultural differences.
Anyhow, thank you for reading, and have a safe Easter.

Do you take off your shoes when you enter the house?

Most people do, yes
However, in some rural communities, it is more common

of course they do, what do you think they are, animals?

*to not take their shoes off when entering the house

I apologize, I got distracted and submitted my post too soon.

>americans microwave themselves after showering to dry up

>i'm wearing posting from the fridge right now using a phone i just microwaved

>americans use burger to pay for new fridge

can you imagine what a huge fucking nigger you have to be to wear that

>brits go to the store to buy plastic knives and add money to their knife license so they can continue to use it but it gets stolen by a refugee anyway

why are brits so good at banter

>canadians get their milk in bags

Proofs?

>americans sleep in the fridge while their shoes are on the bed

Was in Canada last year. Can confirm. I'm sure there's some science to it, but it just looks goofy as fuck.

>Americans wear fridge instead of shirt and microwaves instead of shoes

STOP
BULLYING
US
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I'M SICK SICK SICK OF IT
STOP
NOIW

>It is true, however, that we put our eggs in the fridge

>be YUROPOOR
>go to AMERICA
>buy EGGS
>do not put EGGS in FRIDGE
>EGGS spoil
>eat EGGS
>contract SICKNESS
LEL

>not putting eggs in fridge
>putting shoes in the fridge
>putting salt in the fridge
>putting microwave in the fridge
such is life in USA

>french are better than brits

>Americans clap after they microwave their local school shooter's shoes

>mart is closed
>Americans freeze themselves in the fridge until mart is open again because they cannot shart elsewhere

>Americans shart in the fridge

i can confirm that everything here is true

>Argentinians think they are white and own the Falklands

>czeched

American damage control with Czech prox

AMERICANS BOIL BUTTER IN COOKING OIL

In the US(idk about other, non euro places) the way the eggs are cleaned at the farm removes a layer of the shell that would keep out bacteria, thus we have to refrigerate our eggs
Euro eggs still have the layer and thus don't have to be chilled.


IIRC chilling euro eggs destroys that layer and they go bad lol

this lmao
>the absolute state of yuros in America

AMERICANS PUT THEIR WIFES SON IN THE FRIDGE TO KEEP IT FRESH