'oh sorry, you were using this machine..?'

> 'oh sorry, you were using this machine..?'

Nah mate I use free weights, I'm a man

bet he doesn't wipe off the machine after he's done

Yes, so fuck off preplaya

i don't use faggy cross trainers, no

why does he jesus's ahegao face on his arm

youve never met an autistic person have you?

EASEYYY

>uses machines
>not free weights

>when the sweaty ass indians get off the machine without wiping it down

>free weights
u a faget son?

>free weights are gay

lol wtf gypsy meme is this

>using any machine other than the lat pull down or the rower

How contrived.

Why does the face on your right shoulder seems to bee in pain?

I don't use machines, kid.
And no, I won't give you advice on your plan or gainz.
Read the sticky

>they do wipe it down
>still smells like curry

fucking indians

Looks pretty DYEL desu senpai

It's Jesus, he's probably being crucified.

damn jesus, always getiin hammered like that

Reminder that Messi has a perfectly fine calf tattoo then he fucked it up and covered it in all black.

Is this one of them gay bath houses I've been hearing so much about?

>not wiping sweat
They don't schedule the whole team to hit weights at the right time, you ignorant faggots. There's probably AC and they have someone clean everything after they're done.
>not free lifting
Why would the best player in the world risk an injury from an occasional mistake in form?

You wipe sweat so it doesn't seep into the cushions which causes funk. Calm down there my fellow white man

>at the right time
same time*

yes, you can use it after I'm done, btw you seem familiar, were you on american tv?

>wiping a machine like a beta cuck

>faggots
fellow white people*

No. How contrived. Sad!

>Not licking the man sweat off as a testosterone supplement

>using free weights makes me a man
kek

KEK

The fucking state of yuropoors

kek

How was your spin class today?

T. Planet fitness member

where did this hating on free weights meme start, is it some /fit/ meme? you guys are unironically the second worse board after Sup Forums

>you nutted but she keeps suckin, the tattoo

Tfw too nervous to go to the gym

lol you don't realise the gym is the most autistic place in the world. Everyone with headphones on, in their own little world, no or very little eye contact. Most communication done in monosyllabic grunts if not just gestures such as pointing to ask if you are done with the weight.

And theres mirrors everywhere so you never have to look directly at the gym slut in her inappropriate clothing and can still see every crevice of her tight body.

Are you saying you wouldn't stealthy lick Messi's buttsweat if given the opportunity?

haha what a fag

Fit does not approve anything else than free weights

Get dressed m80, you're late to today's zumba

There are chads there though, and they are annoying as fuck.

> The only word written on your CV is TSUUUUUU. Care to explain?

>There are chads there though, and they are annoying as fuck.

not really, it's literally what said

Oh, I'm sorry, do you need a translator?

Acceptable things to do in a gym
1. Squats
2. Deadlifts
3. Bench press
4. Power clean
5. Overhead press
6. Any olympic lifts

There are chads but chads in the gym are just as autistic as you, maybe more so.

tfw i've been going to the gym for 3 years and only bench press 10 kgs

True
>Member 24/7 gym
>Decide to go on 10pm at saturday thinking the place will be deserted as chad is preparing for pre drinks
>Free weights area is packed
REEEEEEEEE

I never said free weights are bad. It's just pathetic how some are acting like machines are less manly.

Machines have their purpose as a part of a comprehensive weights routine too, and you should make use of as much equipment to find what suits you.

Basically it's sad to think people out there induldge themselves as manly simply by conforming to a meathead stereotype when exercising.

But free weights are a better workout since it works the muscles that balance the weights, something you don't do when you use a machine.

>MESSI

are u a holocaust survivor by any chance?

Bullshit.