ITT post the fucked up fetishes you had as a kid. I'll start. I used to be into scat and piss. As well as inflation...

ITT post the fucked up fetishes you had as a kid. I'll start. I used to be into scat and piss. As well as inflation, genderbender, and giantess. I was like 7 and I thought this was hot. I'm disgusted at my past self

I used to jerk off to playboy.
PLAYBOY

Looking back it seems so boring now, but this was before the internet and I didn't find Hustler yet.

"I'll be in the car dudes"

used to jerk off to Rugratz. Might explain why I like prepubescent children now

I jerked it to the GTA 4 strip club... several times.

I used to drink my own piss

hentai.

seriously excessive moaning and fucking animatios? some hentai oh god, but most hentai im sorry no no

who hasnt'

I don't know why but I still jerk it to piss porn. Not like pee drinking, peeing on someone, or wetting, just some chick pissing. I don't know why.

Have a seat

Tentacle porn. I found it on Newgrounds when I was 8

>be me
>be in middle school
>be really into furries
>in science class
>it's a free day and the teach has lion king playing on the projector.
>Im really horny.
>lions are kinda hot
>Got a woody
>The scene where Mufasa dies comes on
>I cant help it and start rubbing it out in my pocket
>Simba is trying to wake Mufasa up
>I jizz in my pants.
>A few kids notice
>I moved schools after that

>be me aged 6
>watch the original willy wonka & the choclate factory
>get turned on by the violet blueberry scene

fake and gay

When I was 13 I beat off to the porcupine from the movie Sing.

reported faggot

shota and loli shit bc same age - disgusting thinking back on it

I used to think black people were hot

MODS

fucking kek. fuck you, faggot

I tried to get my large dog to fuck my ass

Couldn't manage though so I fucked myself with what I thought was my stepmoms big dildo but turned out to be my dads.

Age then: 12

have you tried the peanut butter trick

Why tf

>gets blue beanbag
>put weiner inside beanbag
>feelsgoodman

I remember thinking about it. But I was more interested in penetration.

>Really into diapers
>Older sister wets the bed
>I steal diapers to wear
>Sister stops being faggot and keeps her pants dry
>I start pouring piss on her at night so i still have diaper supply
>eventually she started locking her door at night
>Still not sure if she knows what i did

I tried that but my dog wouldn't let me put peanut butter on his dick. When I finally did he wouldn't let me eat it.

I had a fucking huge pregnancy fetish as a kid, still do.
Sad part was, this shit started in fucking elementary school so I had fuck all idea what was going on.
>mfw a teacher would get knocked up and I got to watch her belly grow as the school year went on

Furries man

once i farted
and then
i got hard

Wow, never actually had a chance to disclose this to anyone. Like this has been something I've always been weird about with all the girls I've dated/slept, most of which were pretty cool with and played along. 1 in particular was pretty weirded out, but still went along with it, then stopped talking to me. Anyway,

>be like 5-6yo
>only child
>both parents have siblings
>start to wonder where mine is
>have a good friend whos a girl (has siblings but theyre older & not close)
>ask one day if she would be my "sister" cause I dont have one
>agrees
>ffw to HS
>really close
>feels like what an actual sibling would be like, or what I imagine
>smoked pot with her once at a party and we kissed
>that specific kiss, was weird to me
>but ever since, about 10 years now, I've had a preference for incest porn
>often jerk off thinking about sneaking over to her house and being all creepy just to see if it feels what I imagine it to feel like (99.9% sure would be just awkward)

and the other

>be real young (age like 4-5 to about 9)
>grandmother was Russian orthodox and would come from church all sore
>RO churches have like 2.5 hour masses and she was old and her back/legs would hurt after mass
>would make me take her shoes off for her after all that standing, as she was sore
>one time wore stockings
>kinda brushed a foot
>I didnt really feel any like sexual excitement but I was like "woah, I'm young and never really seen anything like that"
>become interested when Im a bit older and figure porn out
>always jerking off to girls in stockings and foot shit
>didn't know it was a "fetish" until I had my first serious relationship and she ran out on me cause I asked for a footjob while she was in her school uni
>still request that and other foot/legwear shit sometimes.

For whatever reason , I was turned on by robots.

>be me
>5 at the oldest
>Watching "How it's made"
>Gets hard and doesn't understand it
>Hide under a table
>Get completely nude
>Start jacking it
>Mom walks in
>She's probably disappointed
>Never heard about it again.

A few fine details about it may be off, but I can guarantee this happened.

>I am chicken breeder of your wildest dreams
>From the right and mouth, all the way down to its chain, you come in full respect as a prostitute or leave in such a way that is improper.
>Suck my cock, and they leak.
>My skin pulled back and feast on my dick cheese.

when I was like 11-14 Playboys were the shit. I made a deal with my dad once that if I got straight As in my math class for 1 schoolyear, I would get a year subscription and every A+ I got on a test or on a report card, he'd buy the month's issue. I did well that year.

I think i discovered CLUB magazine and alcohol by the end of 8th grade tho, and my grades went down for a while.

Been with a few, they are.

Not all, but i'll be damned if they have the best smelling pussy's. Asians are the worst and some even have blurry twats...

Op here. I honestly don't know how I found out about this stuff. I had limited access to the internet yet I only did Disney shit. Honestly it's weird

lol nigger found

Was really into jews sticking their noses up the asses of poor people and letting them shit on them then they aborted it up like a line of blow. Anyone else or am I just odd?