What must i sacrifice to the kek god of Sup Forums in order for someone to link me weed and beer money?

What must i sacrifice to the kek god of Sup Forums in order for someone to link me weed and beer money?
i need it right now.

Sharpie in pooper.

Weed is the biggest nigger ghetto substance you could ever do. fuck of with that shit user

Hey OP. What's your paypal?

am not femanon but i guess il start looking for one.

paypal.me/lrivera677
inb4 elite haxer fucks me somehow
do your worst.

will a pick from a soldering kit suffice?

whoops, ment to reply to

AT LEAST $20 for some cigarettes and a tallie

yes

do it before I change my mind

K, but heres the thing, i live in south cali where theres no need to buy from some random criminal, i buy from legal distributors and their minimum order limit for delivery is $45 add the $7 for the drinks and thats pretty much $60,
so how about $30 right now and $30 after the pic is posted?

>$30 now
>$30 after

id post a pic and time stamp of the pick but my phones battery is too low to use the camera.

Sending you $1 op. Use it wisely.

Thank you kind sir.

Fuck it you get 5 instead good luck finding someone to cover the weed. Don't hurt your ass too much

i really do appreciate it user, thank you.

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actually i change my mind id rather do it with this pen i just found...

no

that is not supposed to happen in this timeline
do not fuck this up

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i dont see no $30 on this finger i do what i want.

Bumpety bump bump gotta keep this thread alive long enough to see the show

are you saying you want to put the pen in your ass regardless if you get paid $30?

tickets are $5

Uummm no, money first big boy.

who the fuck are you

satan

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*snarls*

Gays, the latest open dispensary closes in an hour...

well, looks like no weed tonight user

the offer is still on the table, pic first

best i can hope for is $10 then pic, otherwise goodnight all.
thanks again.