Waifu thread

Waifu thread
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The rules are very simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Discuss yours and other's choices
>Keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>Refrain from posting porn
>Most importantly: We will retake Jerusalem

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youtube.com/watch?v=BnC-cpUCdns
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catbox.moe/official.php
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

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Claimed.

I'd imagine so, I have no idea how long I'll stay here. I guess until my brain figures out how to overpower these latest anti depressants and I get hit hard by depression again, in which case I might disappear for a week - month until I get new meds, but it might be a long time until that happens...

Hey, I took your advice on the sunflower seeds, good choice, I have to say I'm glad you gave it

Still here

Winning Girl claimed!

...So close

Claiming best girl

Still here. Ask me anything.

Forgot previous. Again. Glad you like it.

Well stay as long as you like! I always love meeting new people here

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I'm on a bus.
It's full of 5-year-olds.
They're all so loud I can hear them through headphones.
Someone please fucking hold me or I'll go Satan on their asses.

Off we go into the wild blue yonder,

Climbing high into the sun;

I didn't know you were in kindergarten :o

Still have yet to meet someone who even recognizes who this is. (feels good, man)

Any of you niggas see this tonight?

They're just five, cut them some slack.
You were probably just as terrible then, as well.
Aside from that, why are you on a bus filled with them?

>current year
>2017
>year of our lord
>this year
>any year
>being proud of obscurity

why does she wear the bottlecap? :o

Ahh, there;s never much to do in hotels. It's been a bit of a pain, i somehow lost my favorite knife during the move.

That's cool. Where are you interning?

I'll hold you~

Nah theater is too small.

Yagyu from Senran Kagura.

Yagyuu from Senran Kagura.

Hello everyone, sorry about last thread, i dozed off a bit
>juvia claimed

>wanting to meet someone else who has the same waifu
no thanks m8, I'm good with obscurity.

It's actually a Katana's handguard. reference to ancient Samurai Yagyuu Jubei. also because her sister died.

stop ruining my obscurity ;_;

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She does have nice boobs

rest in peace

there's a million waifus with eyepatches though

you should get a really rare waifu :o

Ah, obscurity ain't a bad thing, but it ain't really a bonus, either.

Nice one.
I know, but Jesus tap dancing Christ, they're in public transport after all, and the "teachers" that are with them are doing literally nothing to calm them or anything. It can be a pain.
I made a grave mistake and took a bus to meet my gf. Too bad I didn't notice all the kids until I bought my ticket...
Also I have to stand for probably the next hour because these little..... Took nearly all seats.
You're always there when I need you the most, thank you~
How's your night?

I did. It was good. I only had a few complaints, plus I got to sit in an empty theater with my friend and talk as loud as I felt

Yeah, except I'm gonna have to stock up on more tea/coffee as well to accomodate these seeds, but more tea/coffee is never a bad thing :^)

I'll stay here for as long as I can :P
Sure as hell beats paying attention in school

Favorite knife? Which knife? Pic related is my favorite one I own

eyepatches are cool tho

yeh

you are correct. I have about 300 images of her, and that's about the upper limit of non-shit images that exist of her.

Why is she your waifu?

Welcome back

clip your nails -_-
are you new claimer? you seem familiar :o
you're nice

One time I took a bus to go jam with some mates and I get sat next to me and told me how he fucked my mother with an oyster for a solid forty minutes.
I feel your pain. I enjoy standing on buses, though.

>300
More than I have of mine.

I knew someone would say that! If the filename didn't make it obvious, that image is months old, my nails have been clipped multiple times since then :3

claimuuuu

meant 'a guy' not 'I get', sorry

>Winner

Kuze/puppet was a fucking edgelord.

Scarjo was fucking hot. Batou was well done.

Didn't like: too many city overheads MUH LOWERMYBILLS.COM dancing holograms. Mom/Motoko scene was too oracle/Neo.

because in the first game her character has a similar personality and similar feelings to how I felt at the time of playing the game, and so I grew attached to the character for those reasons.

I shitpost here occasionally.

>image
>nails
>

Did you ever end up playing any VNs? Assuming you're the same poster i'm thinking of.

I'm getting bullied so hard ._.

See

My local county IT department

Exactly! I'd be lying if I said I didn't post in the middle of class sometimes

Remember, folks, clip your goddamn nails.
It makes everything so much easier.
At the very least, keep them at a decent short length.

>I'm judging you, unfamiliar person

I got halfway through G-Senjou but then dropped it because it was trash, and I've been meaning to read Kanon but haven't gotten around to it.

agree on kuze, batou, scarlet and the motoko scene. I found the billboards hilarious. especially the one that talked about manufacturing a better family and did you notice all the sick water scenes. Someone in the planning really liked water

That's it I'm chopping off my hands I'm done with this world

I swear they're not like that anymore!

Wow at least Yuuki doesn't bully me :3

Hey michiru I read what happened. Sorry to hear. I've lost a few friends over the years suddenly. Just remember that you just need to.be there in support. and sadly thats the best thing you can do. pets to you and meowmel

they should never get that bad -_-

at least you fixed it
nice to meet you then

I hope your shitposts are at least interesting :o

>I swear they're not like that anymore
Not if you chop them off :^)

Hi

Of course~
It's going alright. How's your morning? Aside from dealing with those little bastards.

That's a nice one. It was this one. God damn i hope i find it...
amazon.com/Browning-Black-Label-Tactical-Pandemonium/dp/B008IT48NU

Yeah I think they used water symbolism in place of infinite net (most of the net in the flik was lan or edgelords onion routers) I really liked it though.

Also ranger eyes (I don't want to scare the dogs) :(

brb drink.

Hey Tomo.
Mobile posting? Where are ya?

Never play G-senjou. It didn't really appeal to me.
Understandable. I still need to finish kanon... Maybe the fact that i just dropped it says something, but who knows. Seems to be a popular vn.

Friends house. Drinking a good bit.

Nah, trust me.
And you haven't done anything? Woah, respect. But I feel you too.
On longer journeys it's kinda tiring, besides it's too small and I bump my head on the roof every now and then..
~
Woke up too early with too little sleep. I was hoping for a nap in the bus, but I guess that idea went down the shitter.
But I'll be spending the whole day with my gf, so it's still worth.
Any plans for the night? And how's the unpacking going?

Oh cool. Is it something you want to pursue of is it like a school thing?

I just really like the main theme they have for Kanon, so I wanted to read it.
youtube.com/watch?v=H5PkLbsayd0&ytbChannel=GodLikeAnime

>drinking a good bit
Everything is better while intoxicated!
>Well, most things

>You haven't done anything
I don't get angry easily. Besides that, guy clearly wasn't in his right mind. I'm not gonna take any action against someone like that.
>too small
I've never heard of someone being too tall for a bus. Huh.

Yeah that it is. Ask me anything.

be me
>deer season
>past 2 weeks camping and hunting
>my dad got me a new knife as an early Christmas gift to take with me
>all in all went well, killed a nice 10 point, my friend killed an 8, we also killed a shit ton of hogs
>get back to town, oh boy phone signal
>get home and take a picture of knife to send to other friend
>fast forward, a few months and multiple nail clippings later
>post picture on Sup Forums, get bullied

Feelsbadman

Oh, that's a nice knife. Not gonna lie (this is mainly due to the people I hang out with) I was half expecting one of those edgy cs:go knives, but I was pleasantly surprised :P

that's a convenient cover up story :o

so you're a killer? :/

youtube.com/watch?v=BnC-cpUCdns
Goodnight thread
Sorry you left before I got to reply, goodnight.

>so you're a killer? :/
I guess?

Over all I enjoyed the anime more, but thats what i expected so it didnt bother me. I mostly sat back and remembered every scene that they referenced. over half the movie was references to the anime or old movies. biggest dissapointment of the movie was definitely the lack of Tachikoma(almost best girl but not quite) , closely followed by the fact that Togusa used something besides a revolver

I was waiting a bit, I didn't know if you just left

goodnight

WOOOPS i was thinking of Clannad.
Kanon was good. I enjoyed that one quite a bit.
One character in particular i really like. Her story is super sad though.

Well then, I guess I'm just a little too impulsive, because I immediately thought of stabbing that someone a few times. The fact that I carry a knife doesn't help, either.
>why the fuck would you carry a knife
I work with internet cables, a knife always comes in handy.
It's a small type of buss, roughly ~25 seats and it's ~1,80 meter high.

Wow. You sound like someone I wanna hang out with. I wanna shoot hogs from sun up to sun down. You also sound like someone who knows people that have no idea what a waifu is. I feel your pain

That sucks, hopfully the ride back will be better.
Oh nice, you guys gonna do anything special?
Just chat and listen to music. It's going alright, i almost have everything set up again. Now if only i could find my god damn knife i'd be quite happy...

I know, i really don't want to have to buy another one. I'm starting to think that maybe one of the guys we had help us move took it. Haha well tbh i do have a few edgy knifes like that~

what's the difference between anime and those games? :o

I liked Clannad more than Kanon anime at least

Hm.
Favorite food?

It's not your nails we hate.
It's you :^)
>And also your nails
What's hunting like, though?
I've never been.

Nah, that ain't me. I'm generally nice to everyone!

Not really, but it's a step in the right direction

the anime either condenses content or (in the case of Rewrite) just makes shit up.

>Why would you carry a knife
I'd never ask that. I do get asked that a lot myself, though.
I always carry a utility tool on me.
Used to be a knife, but I had to toss it to get into a concert.

And remember, stabbing people is bad.
And that bus is teeny.

Hamburgers with French fries shoved in it. No veggies or nothing.

I never saw Clannad. Kanon's if i remember correctly is pretty close to right. There's more to each individual girl, except maybe Ayu, but it's actually one of the best VN adaptations, from what i've seen. Probably because Kanon isn't super long and can reasonably be condensed.

Yo.

hotnewhiphop.com/jordan-peele-being-considered-to-direct-live-action-remake-of-akira-report-news.30785.html?

heard of the show, never watched it.

I see

where do you do those?

I only watch anime :o
I would never hurt a fly :/

I doubt so, as I'll be taking the last bus home, and these tend to be crowded...
Well, first we'll go to her friends' "party". Some tea in a restaurant because of that friends' birthday. Then we'll go to her place and her mom is supposed to go for a walk for whole 3 hours, so......~
That's a nice evening, what're you listening to?
And that's great, then! Hope it'll be over soon.
Damn, that's unfortunate. But nothing goes missing in nature, so hopefully you'll find it soon. Is it a special knife?
Most people ask, as it's kinda weird I guess. Exactly, an utility tool is always handy. Too bad you lost it...
Alright, alright... I'll shoot them instead.
Tell me about it....

I went hog hunting a couple weeks ago for spring break, I was only out there for 2 days, but I saw 0 hogs which is weird... Afterwards, I checked cameras and they were everywhere I wasn't, I'm a very unlucky being. Actually though, the hogs were less in number than they should have been, and I know why... Poachers. This property in particular is 2,200 acres in prime hunting grounds so we get poachers all the fucking time, kind of annoying because I don't know what to do. At least poachers are seldom seen on other properties I hunt on :P

The people know what a waifu is, they're also the kind that get triggered at the mention of Japan. Help.

I mean, those edgy knives aren't THAT bad...They can cut....Well...Paper?

How many do you own?

Depends on what you're hunting
Where you're hunting
Who you're hunting with
What hunting gear and weapons you have
How much time you have to hunt

Yuuki, what's a word for non-bully?

But flies are so gross and they get all up in your face!

Beautiful art.

Did you draw that?

Depending on the game...
catbox.moe/official.php has a bunch of torrent links for translated VNs.

friend?

I bummed most of the ones that I have off my roommate.

That is genuinely intriguing. I've never heard of that.
Hm.
What's the best thing that's ever happened to you?

>shoot them instead
You're going about this all wrong.
You make really intense eye contact with them, but in reality, all you're doing is having a secret staring contest. People get real uncomfortable when you look at them for a long period of time.
If you make a game out of it, you can keep it up for ages without cracking a smile.

>Lots of variables

I was doing bench and a fly flew in my mouth

I almost died :o
oh...

you're a pirate, that explains the eyepatch
tell him I'm coming over

Lmao at the mention of japan. Do you hang out with 85 year old Marines that were on Saipan or Oki? My grandma has the same problem. She only has 30 not 2200+ wow id stab someone for that much land. But sadly killing hogs is a.good thing no matter who is doing it

Wow I'm dumb....Shhh i blame the fact that it's 2am

What's up friend?

Correct! That's how the world works x3

See, this is why you gotta kill 'em, it's kill or be killed!

Why do you still hunt?

It is a learned behavior. Do you clean your kills? Do you make sure to take the last breath of the fallen into you?

Do you know how to see omens on the land?

When was the last time your were alone in the emptiness?

Thank you, and no I didn't draw it. I wish I could draw that well

accidentally clicked the same reply twice! sorry

How well can you draw?

Unless you're willing to shill out a ton of cash, you're going to have to pirate those. And i mean i a ton. Most japanese download sites screw american buyers. Like $80 for some stuff. It's just silly.

I managed to feel really good for a month or two.