What is the GAYEST thing you've ever done???

what is the GAYEST thing you've ever done???

Licked cum off dick.

Reading this thread

Literal sex with a guy

sucked off a guy
got fucked by another guy
and eat my own jizz

being born

how'd it go?

chat with other guys online and swap pics

sucked the same dick 3 times

took it up the ass. was like 9 or 10though

its true what they say, it gets better

fucked myself with a dildo, came buckets. 10/10 would recommend

were you raped or something?

i fucked a guy in the ass once. we didn't kiss and balls don't touched. nothing THAT gay.

Lost anal to 58 virginity year old man dressed like my sister

Met a dude off grinder, drove an hour to an abandoned industrial park at 1am sucked him off and let him fuck and cum into my ass

it's kind of grey, I didn't object, but i thought it was a game of sorts my brother did it to me. so I would say yes it was statutory rape

>Lost anal to 58 virginity year old man dressed like my sister

>58 virginity year old man

maybe this is a stupid question but how much is 1 virginity year in normal years?

Formatting error, must have touched my screen

Lost my anal virginity to a 58 year old man dressed in my sister's clothing

well, i hope it hasn't affected you later in your life

Made a Thread on Sup Forums

58 virginity or standard years?

i'm confused now

artist/sauce?

was the 58 year old man dressed like your sister?
or were you?

>well, i hope it hasn't affected you later in your life
This isn't the Sup Forums I know anymore.

Whats hard to understand? The first man to ever fuck me was 58 years old.

I was dressed in my sister's clothing

oh it has

It turned him gay, duh.

...

but was it 58 standard years (365 days make a year) or virginity years (3 friendzones make a year)?

looked at a guys dick in the urinals

kinda into shota now

He was 58 standard years old. My viriginity was 60 friend zone years old

My cousin and I touched weeeeners
Seriously tho also sucked his dick and tried to fuck him in the ass in the shower. (I was 10 and he was 7)
We both know but never talked about it ever again

giving head to a 23 year old guy. me being 13 at the time.

finally you stop using all these complicated words and your posts make sense.

Glad we could clear up that I'm a faggot

Watched anime.

sharpie+pooper

>giving head to a 23 year old guy. me being 13 at the time.

Sucked dicks and got fucked in an adult theater with a bunch of guys watching me while jerking off

Wtf? Story behind this?

>Glad we could clear up that I'm a faggot

WAIT WAIT WAIT
you're gay? i didn't know that. how did you found out?

have you considered to see a therapist?

yeah, never went through w/ gonna try when i get out of the navy

Me and a couple other boy scouts had a circle jerk in a tent....

buttfucked my best friend without a condom and came in his face when we were 13-15. Sucked his dick dry, let him suck ME dry, let him buttfuck me raw.

You could've said "No homo".

>Be me, 14 and kinda drunk with 15 year old bro
>At sleepover in his basement
>Playin Mario Kart cus we're ballers
>He looks at me and says "Whoever loses this next race has to suck the other's dick
>Fuck it, why not
>Faggot loses on purpose like no joke
>I didn't think he was serious but he starts unzipping my pants
>I'd only gotten head once at this point so I was like whatever
>My weird ass is concerned about saliva germs but I don't say anything
>He starts blowing me and fuck it, he's really good
>Idk why but I lean forward and start rubbin his ass like a goddamn horny gorilla
>Cont.?

sure

>Be closeted gay who was afraid of coming out because dad was very anti gay
>Love crossdressing feeling girly in general
>Go on craigslist and find ad for a guy next town over looking for housewife
>Answer ad
>He tells me he 58 and has 7 inch cock
>Steal some of my sister clothes and take some of my own and go to his house

There's more if you guys want it

>14 and kinda drunk

that's sad.

How old were you. I always wanted to go to one.

is me fucking a guy gay?? him not fucking me tho him sucking me off and shit

>friend of a friend
>looked young
>thought he was 17 because all friends there were 14-17
>me and him spend the night @ said friends house
>everyones sleep but me and him
>gives him succ
>swallows
>next day friends ask him to buy alcohol for them
>confuse.mp4
>guy is 24

real question is why is there a 24 year old dude in a children's party

I'm 25 and have been going to adult theaters and gay spas for ~3-4 years now

A cute guy and I made out and fondled each other during an older-scouts summer camp.
Zipped up our sleeping bags together and spent the whole night like that.

got sucked by CD then,fucked a CD , then CD fucked me

I think we all know the answer to that already

And do you go dressed like that? How old are the guys usually? Do you have a kik?

Not really, it was my first time and we just had a couple beers

>My bro's always been kinda feminine but I don't say anything about it
>Dude starts moaning while sucking my cock, I'm not gay but it's oddly arousing
>I start gettin more into it
>I tell him that since I won he's my bitch now, has to do more than blow me to please me
>Turn his ass around and his pants are already down
>Wouldn't you know it, he's wearing panties
>Thinking back to it he probably planned it all during the sleepover
>I tear em off like a sex-crazy ape
>He's done this before, his asshole is winking at me
>Bend him over on the couch
>I was almost 15, but I've always been a big dude
>Spit on his ass and dig in there like a blind man lookin for a nickel
>First time doing anal, feels fucking amazing
>His asshole has the grip of a 13 year old boy who just figured out how to lock a bathroom door
>I'm fully aroused now, grab his shoulders and start thrusting with passion
>After that we played more Mario Kart
>We went camping together a couple months later and I fucked him against a tree

>He tells me he 58 and has 7 inch cock

was he 58 standard years or virginity years old?

he was cool at first but a few months later he admitted to having legit feelings for a 14 year in our group. we kicked him out for being a pedo. and her too because she was an attentionfag

I let my bi friend suck my cock for a bit but I couldnt really get hard.

Other than that I fap to traps once in awhile if Im stoned or drunk enough.

I also enjoy roleplaying with dudes on kik once in awhile, It's fun to try it out sometimes.

And all you had to do was say "No homo".
you dun goofed

>Do you go dressed like that?
Usually have lingerie under my dude clothes
'cept for the gay spa, they frown on CDs
>How old are the guys usually?
usually 30+
>Do you have a kik?
used to, but got sick of horny anons just bugging me for more pics

damn, thicc

I'm a prostitute who gets paid by dudes to let them fuck me. I guess that's pretty gay.

I just want to talk to you about visiting these theaters. I always wanted to go. How old was the oldest guy? Any stories you wanted to tell. Also how do you make sure you are safe from std's ect?

do you go down with the price when they promise to say no homo afterwards?

Nah if you get paid for it, it's more of a job.

fapped to this picture

Fapped to boku no pico unironically when i was 13.

whens the last time anyone got fucked in the ass being a carpenter

Nah man, that's definition hetero

Shown my dick to other guys on kik
When you are a NEET its like being prison-gay honestly

Nope. I charge more because then it's straight and ewww straight

A gay job that I love doing.

Well, fuck.

Kissed a black guy. Twice.

A 21 year old got me drunk when I was 14 and sucked my dick,

When I was 19 I was my family kicked me out so this Dude offered to let me come live with him. He did it again a week after I moved in (although I got black out drunk voluntarily)


Also i occasionally watch anime

>ewww straight
This is not the Sup Forums I once knew.

>i'm not gay but I enjoyed a guy sucking my dick


Guys, PLEASE STOP THIS. JUST STOP.

My teacher in college (me almost 18 at the time) did... things. Not anal though.

I sucked my own dick when I was 16 yo

thx
>How old was the oldest guy
that I've done anything with, like 50-ish, but you'll see dudes in their 90s hangin around
>how do you make sure you are safe from std
condoms and not sucking any weird looking dicks, worked so far

I sucked a dick...
And I've been kissed by a guy... That shit was fucking gay.

Took cock in the ass and mouth at the same time bareback and let them finish inside.

On my 28 birthday i went to an adult theater with female lingerie under my dude clothes, got buttfucked by 5 different guys one after the other, on the second guy i told i was kinda celebrating my birthday, so they started singing happy birthday to me while one of the guys were fucking my ass.
After i left the theater my ass was so sore, but i felt so happy, that was one of my best memories from those kind of places.

In other adventure i started filming myself while sucking a dick, and there were 3 other guys watching and masturbating, so i got tempted and stood up and went where the guys were standing, i bend on my knees and the guys surround me with their cocks on my face, i gave my cellphone to one of then to keep filming and start suking their dicks, one asks me if i want his cum, i usually avoid it since i dont know the guys, but being filmed made feel a total slut, so for an answer i just open my mouth wide and he starts cumming on my tongue, then the second guys follows and then the third does the same, each of them tasted differently, the first were normal, the second was thick and salty, and the third were watery and tasteless(in fact i remember having a hard time trying to recognize his cum from my own saliva), i still have the video a fap to it from time to time.

When I was 12-13 I would always go to a friend of mines house after school because my mom worked late and she didn't want me to be home alone. He told me pretty early that he thought he was gay, and that he wanted to watch porn with me. Eventually we started watching porn together and rubbing our dicks over our pants, then it turned into showing each other our dicks. We were both roughly the same size, but I was thicker than he was. I remember one night I pulled my pants down and showed him my dick, he squeezed it and gave it a weird handjob.

After that I would come over and be excited for him to do shit to me, just because I was horny And I liked being touched. I never thought I was gay but handjobs felt kind of good, until one night we went on a dog walk and we walked up on a hill, there we both pulled our dicks out and he gave me head for the first time. It felt really ticklish but good.

After that we started getting more risky. I remember I thought that he had a plump ass, and I touched it once or twice. We graduated to what we thought was sex, but it was really me just putting my dick in his ass and thrusting for a few seconds.

It's funny, really. I never really considered myself gay or even bi, and as for him after we had "sex" we never did that stuff again. He actually ended up raping a freshman girl in high school some years down the line.

How was your first time?

I see you're one of those queerosexuals.

What would 5$ get me?

got fucked by a friend, balls touched but i said no homo so im not sure exactly how gay it was

Nah you're good. Saying "No homo." within at least 3 seconds of the suspected gay act negates all gayness from it.

Not alot. Though to be honest I'll probably fuck anyone on here for free/travel cost if they ask nicely and have a tasty looking dick

(Email me if you wanna do anything; same goes for anyone else in thread: [email protected])

there can't exist any people who ACTUALLY believe this, can there?

>fears for humanity's intellect

letting my wife pegging me

it was great

Where are you located?

I let my gf lick and rub my asshole