I'm bored. Let's do something fun

I'm bored. Let's do something fun.
Dubs decides what we do collectively.

post more of pics like that

make a meme into a political statement to fuck with normies

Squirting

Party like its 1999

...

Don't get ahead of yourselves, fags. Demand timestamp to avoid wasted time, newfags.

Gib timestamp

suicide

Girls don't exist on the internet.... You need to put a sharpie in your pooper shoe on your head and time stamp Dem titties

just reverse search

posting backdoor bitches

Turn this thread into a how to guide to get nudes from hard to get girls with subtle signs they like you thread?

>calls people newfags
>doesn't understand the point of timestamps

Reroll

0/10
Nice try faggot

Sit facefront and sit on a hard floor while the dildo's in your ass

Holy fuck my first quads, now everyone's gotta do it lmao

Congratulations user

Time stamp Dem titties

Reverse search the image, newfags

eat
>"Just a taste, james" you say as he continues slurping down his gravy.
>"We both need out breakfast, correct?" Faintly nodding his approval, you get eye level with the yellowed crust flake on his toe. "An appetizer", you say.
>James eyes light up and he inquires, "where?"

>Ignoring him, you slide the tip of your tongue up the edge of the flake, a small piece breaks off and becomes soggy as moisture is returned. Swallowing it, you tilt your head to the left and align your bottom teeth under the crust, moving slightly forward and slicing off the whole piece. "Mm" James grunts as the flake slides under your tongue, the oniony piece turning spongy.

>You swallow, but with an audible gulp - as large as it is, it didn't go down easy. "Now for the main course" you say wryly. James beady eyes dart all over the room past his plate of gravy and steak, desperately looking for a fuller meal.
>Holding your nose up to the fold of his legs you take a deep smell all the way into your core. Cheese, mayonnaise and the smell of full rot enter your lungs. You gag, but you will not be denied your feast. Taking one of the leg pustules into your mouth, you bite down hard - thick, yellow pus shoots into your throat and strikes your uvula. With the taste of pure rot, your gag helps the half mouthful of disease get down your throat and into your stomach. This feels wonderful, as you haven't eaten in a day.

>Finally you pull apart the crux of his legs do reveal half an inch of incredibly thick goop lining the folds. "Laygs" was said from the corpulent James but you barely notice. Sliding a finger into the goop, you happily place it into your mouth and suckle it down. No longer can you help it and you go hog wild, drinking mouthfuls of what used to be skin and fat down your hungry throat. Stomach full and picking your teeth of bits of flesh, you kiss James deeply through the remnants of sausage and gravy lining his lips.
>Falling asleep on his huge fatpad, well, today was bliss.

i uh um UM im so tired xDDDDDDD think im gonna slep

Not dubs

Technically it's two dubs you dillweed

timestamp

Fake girls

Actually, I don't think you do. Or your post isn't as clever as you think it is.

No, technically it's quads you ass clown

You're so retarded it hurts.

we could send each other these vibrators you can control with your smartphone.

so we put these things up our butts and random people from all over the world can control it and this way we could give each other great orgasms.

what do you think Sup Forums?

>mfw

Die.

That's all good and well, but I know the vibrators you're talking about. And they're like, an upwards of $150...

You must be fun at parties

You must have shit tons of money

you must be a poor fag.
$150 is nothing...

Stick the loofah thats under the desk on the right into one of your asses

Jump in front of cars

This is the type of shit I wish people saw when they make "It's my friends first time on Sup Forums do your worst Sup Forums" threads.

we could start a gofundme page.

>give anons vibrators or we will hack into your internetz

/thread

timestamp or nothing. who am I kidding thought this is an obviously BS thread