Financial problems here, I need to come up with $250-300 soon...

Financial problems here, I need to come up with $250-300 soon. I am not not asking for handouts as I am looking for work. I have tried sidewalk day labor to come up with the extra but I am never picked, I assume my pale skin plays a role in related stereotype assumptions.

I am a self taught shooper since 5.0 (1998) with the exception of one college course after 2010. I also have good knowledge of video editing, most of my editing experience is college taught using FCP and Premiere along with some Avid.
I can design your brand logos, business cards, or edit your web videos, t-shirts, etc...

Shit, I can also remove that asshole standing next to in your favorite pic for a few bones.

Just trying to EARN an honest dollar to make ends meet.

Thank you user for your time.

Other urls found in this thread:

patreon.com/fek
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

Make a patreon and lie about making people rich

kind of defeats the honesty

So go under a different name. This is the land of wolves.

I hope it won't have to come to that because I believe in working for what I need or may want.

Where's your portfolio

Everything I have done is under my real name or is traceable to my name and no way in in hell would I give that up randomly on Sup Forums.

I'll accept files or ideas anonymously through email or what means necessary and return my work watermarked. If the client approves I will send ALL files minus watermark upon receipt of payment.

Get ten jobs

OP, no shit. Get into making furry porn. Check this out:

patreon.com/fek

25k a month

a fucking MONTH

$300,000 salary

if thats the case then why the fuck would we just give money to someone who we don't even know is qualified for the job or not in the first place you fucktard. go on fiverr or something

Did I not say I would show what I done before any payment?

Wow.
Just.
Wow.
Thanks mom and dad for telling me to quit because "You're almost 25 user, you need a real career..."
300k
Three-hundred-thousand dollars per year.
A six figure salary that people murder others to have, to live a life that other spend their entire lives striving for only to be crushed.
Why would you even work for another person and/or company? You'd earn a third of that after working maybe seven years in an industry that can fire you any time profits aren't high.
I'm here, in a cubical, in a city I can barely afford because that's where the "real" jobs are. I'm here busting my ass for someone else, to make them richer, dealing with pieces of shit daily for 60 hours a week. I'm here getting fat, taking medication for work related anxiety (gf of four years dumped me accordingly because we're "going separate paths in life"), and we have our quarterly "Review" (or Guillotine as we like to call it) coming up. I've built a fucking program from the ground up, dealt with dumb ass team-members who shirk work (but "No excuses user, it's YOUR responsibility"), and the fact is my Boomer boss has never particularly liked me.
Wages are stagnant, costs keep increasing, getting pushed further to the fringes, got denied a raise and then given a warning for "lack of output", I'm going to have to move in to a share house with five other people two hours away from work to make ends meet and repay my college debt.

I've grown tired of this world.

>"I've been participating in the furry community (July 2014)
300k in only three years. Let that sink in...

>I've been building games since high school.
So this dude is, tops, in his mid-20s. Why aren't you making over 100k per year user? What's stopping you? :^)

>I work alone. I write the code, I make the art, I animate the art, I license/record and edit the audio. It's just me, doing what I love to do, and getting paid to do it.
So his dev time is probably enormous with regular but small updates, and yet there you go. 300k.

Well at least he's probably an autistic lose-

>I have a mortgage
Owns his own house/apartment.
>plus a mouth to feed
Has a kid.

I bet he's 6'2", has a seven inch cock, fucks on the reg, full head of hair, and can bench press a small car.

I'm having an aneurysm thinking about this.

Ok. Do something right now and upload it so we can assess your skills

Challenge accepted, shoot me something...

Make this girls face look normal. Go

On it, dont let this thread 404

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Wew not bad

Do freelance work online.

Okay I'm impressed. By the fact that you're a neet on 4chin doing free work.

No chance this was just reverse image searched and orignal posted? Aye? Nay?

Try fiverr

People on there will pay you for this shit.

It's pretty obvious it was reverse posted yeah...
Unless you're american or retarded

Samefag

Obviously that was reverse image lookup by someone other the I. Within the time Here what got removing the barcode. Remember I used nothing but photoshop tools alone. I can do much better with reasonable time. I am just showing a quick example here.

You should start marketing yourself online. Plenty of companies need contract workers with your skills

I applaud the user who may be trying to help me but that looks likely to be the original image found by search. I did remove the barcode, quickly btw.

I would never accept money from a client with her forehead as is. It may look good to some but I see imperfections. I just used photoshop tools alone. If it were to be a paid job I would of imported skin tones to match along with better alignment of shadows, lens glare, and highlights.
This was a quick example of what I can do, quality equals time.

see kids this is why you don't want to become an "artist"

So does anybody need any logo or branding work?