It's april fools what does /b wanna do?

it's april fools what does /b wanna do?

I want it to be monday. Political news is slow on the week end.

I'm gonna prank myself by getting really drunk and molesting myself in the shower.

good prank,maybe I will try something similar.
The difference will be that I wont be the one getting molested.

how?

I dunno. It just seems that there are fewer news stories on the weekend.

no, i mean the clover

I bought Sup Forums pass. It allows you to bypass captcha. I display the clover by typing "since4pass" in the email field of the reply.

Fuckin newfag

oh ok

Fuck a hooker. Which I'm going to in about an hour. God bless Amsterdam.

i am, so what?

It's a Sup Forumstard custom to hate on new people. Don't think anything of it.

I wanna have icecream and maybe go to the park with my dog so that my dog can play and i can play with my dog in the park outside

We need a new meme. Quints becomes meme.

faggot

Thats fine just dont become a furry or post trap shit

OP HERE
1st off,
>get the fuck off new fag! lurk more

2nd off,
>NO ONE CARES HOW YOU'LL SPEND THE DAY

>WE NEED TO KNOW WHAT /b WILL DO FOR APRIL FOOLS DAY U CUNT

I want today to be over so i can enjoy my weekend

We could go on social media using shell accounts and convince the normies that the soviets are taking over eastern europe again.

OP HERE
fuck off nigger. russians killed my mother's village farmers.

correction
my mother's grandparents, who were village farmers.*

They killed mine too, you just gotta learn to enjoy the little things

I wanna stay home and relax but instead I gave to work.

Also every social media site is being Cancer right now, so i just wanna browse Sup Forums without any problems today. Oh and I want to play isaac when I get home

OP HERE
>Either Contribute to Ideas for April Fools for /b to do OR GTFO

Make a better thread faggot. You asked what we wanted to do.

And what we want to do is enjoy our Saturday.

OP HERE
i hope you're mom calls you and tells you you were adopted and says april fools, i hope someone throws away your coffee and says april fools, i hope someone throws your car keys on the roof and says april fools, i hope someone cuts potatoes and leaves tons of skin and apples seeds in your garage disposal so the shit gets stuck and you have to go digging into the anus of a fucking hippo who just ate 13 chipotle burritos to dig clean that shit out.

>being this new

Go back to reedit.

i'm just gonna ignore you because you made 0 pents.

Gonna ignore your failed thread cause noones in here but me and you buckaroo.

Saged.