OFFICIAL KINGS VS HAWKS GAMETHREAD

THE RETURN OF GABO!

First for skeletons and not using a terrible OP picture.

>late night wgn game

foley confirmed for passing out during 2nd intermission

I'm unprepared. Hitting the store before puck drop to replenish my lime situation

godspeed

>it's a wgn game


is it a konroyd game as well?

Kings?

>wgn anchor sitting with his jacket buttoned

pleb

Shit, I just realized I don't have any chicago pucksluts. I'm sorry Hawkbros, I've failed you

Games this late should be illegal.

>Konroyd using "human being" descriptors
Fuck off Konroyd. You will never be Eddie.

yep it's a konroyd game

>agaynst

mother fucker

GO KINGS GO!!

>Konroyd
Jesus christ am I glad I pre gamed hard.

>white vs light grey

seriously fuck this

KANGS

Kings bros why did you change your uniform what the fuck is this.

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>Darling
God damn it

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>random graphics all over the screen

It's only for this year on saturdays

cut the shit; we have a GOOD GOAL

BULLLLLLLSHIT

>drunkey mcdrinkeybooze shits himself at the start of periods
>tumbles shits himself at the end of periods

Holy shit.

Ugh, fuck

maybe next time don't try to cheat eh

Well that is new, I thought challenges was strictly opposing players preventing the goalie playing his position or offside plays.

nice homophobic chants you spics I'm sending an email to Patrick Burke as we speak

>playing Green Day
>ever
come on guys

Hurts to lose a beautiful backhand goal like that

Sure was ticky tack tho shouldn't have been taken away.

Gotta get rid of that stadium series jersey inventory

who /fuckeverything/ here

I wonder when your drunk ass would stagger in here.

been drinking all afternoon wasn't sure why but it was premonition

/fucknothingever/ here

>Three offsides
lel

>a powerplay worse than the blackhawks

truly a wonder of the world

I need the drinking game rules

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Yup, one of those games

woop woop

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whose goal is that Kanes?

rape culture at it again

>get more vodka
>miss the goal
motherfucker

>rapist gets lucky

Not again

I need drinking game lads

What'/ the drinking game image rbi I know you have it

Fuck /everyoneandeverything/ here

I don't think you need the image any more bro. God speed.

DARLING!!!

But I can go higher

I have the outdated version. Bollig has the updated one.

FUCKING POST FUCK FUCK

God damn post

I think bollig revised it since then but this is the first version of 2017

>kings chimping out
Good times.

I love you rbo and aussiefan in aussieland

>based straya with the alcohol poster posting
Nice

anime is a mistake

Guys the tv has been coopted, * need to know when to drink

Not much can be done about that now.

Time to just butt chug friend.

Embargo on all slanty-eyed cartoons.


>That chant
Was that a Baha Men remix of Who Let the Dogs Out?

poor Kaner got Muzzed

What happened? Harpy queeern?

>go to store for limes
>10 minutes before puck drop
>Easy, I'm just getting limes
>Enter the old lady
>Wants to go with
>Fuck

$90 and I missed the entire first period. All I wanted was limes. 8 for .99

4 shots on goal.

4 FUCKING SHOTS ON GOAL!

WHAT THE LITERAL HELL CHICAGO?!

we don't need no stinking shots

Still a higher shot/goal percentage than the Kings right now.

>Not saying no
You could have prevented this.

Just keep drinking lad. Thats what intermission time is for.

Chicago had a really slow start, really stupid penalties, and I lost my train of thought.

>I miss Eddie

>Eddie at WGN studios
goddammit

We all miss Eddie. Konroyd is a cunt

At least there is no Dan Roan

At least my red solo cup is now full of a tasty beverage

Sucks Rich King retired. But then again, he was overdue.

Sjeleton man, i need the hawks nice e crred

I got you bro. You're lucky I speak piss-drunk.

We believe in one goal, the Saadfather Almighty, creator of possession and production, and of all tangibles seen and unseen. And in one Forward, Versteegus Christ, the only-begotten Son of Q, begotten of the Saadfather, Lamplight from Lamplight, true Goals from own Goals, begotten, not made, being of one substance with the Saadfather; by whom all production is made, who for us and for all bandwagon fans salvation came down from Rockford and was born of the Virgin Konroyd and made Manchild.

He was crucified under Carcillo Pilate, suffered, benched and was buried on the depth chart, and the third game he rose again, according to the Scoreboard, and ascended into the first line, and sitteth on the right hand of the Toews and the left hand of the Hossa, from thence he shall come again in glory, to score against the Quick and Leafs, whose cup drought will see no end.

I believe in the Foley-Olcyzk, the Toews, the giver of Goals who proceeds from the Saadfather and the Hossa, who with the Saadfather and the Hossa is adored and glorified, who has spoken through the prospects.

We believe in one Foley-Olcyzk Alcoholic Church and for the forgiveness of commentary sins, and in the resurrection of the Corsi statistic and the playoff series to come.

Amen.

Rich king reminded me of my grandfather. Dan roan reminds me of my drunk uncle. Not the cool one. The retarded one

Eddie looks like he misses Pat.

>Your casting partner is a Goose Island shilling harpy
>Your true casting partner is casting with a robot
Fuck that shit, he should miss Pat.

>Edward

>eddie is forced to be sober at the studio

>Edward
lel

You know he's just thinking this chick has no idea what I'm talking about and had no idea what hockey even is

Amen


Im galfway through the bottle but we should redo that creed

What?

she knows a lot about goose island™ though

dicks

>eddie eddie eddie

blackhawksfags are gayer than aids

this one counts

gaayyyy

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It's a Hawks still can't win a faceoff episode

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fuck

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Did you catch that glance he shot her near the end of the intermission show.
Combination of being sober and that bitch not knowing any hockey.

>redo I'll think about it later

That two times shilling every thirty seconds of transmission
Fucking triggered

Sober is suffering

Post frogs

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rev up that passing practice

What are the hawks waiting for?

Moving slow as fuck on this PP