I manage a pub, it's April 1st, I'm in early so I can mess with incoming staff and clientele

I manage a pub, it's April 1st, I'm in early so I can mess with incoming staff and clientele.

Dubs decides best way to fuck with their shift that doesn't cost me a lot in losses.

Pic related but not oc

OP.

Come on you degenerate fags.
Some of you ought to be repugnant enough in mind do have ideas to terrorize people you don't know

Rupees in the drinks

Tell anyone who asks that you don't serve beer. When they act surprised or bemused, glass the cunt

>terrorize people
>terrorize
>doesn't want to suffer a monetary loss
You're retarded. You just want some gay work-related pranks, go to reddit

what state? give me a job.. that will really fool 'em

I always prank gays on April 1st. After we fuck I let them know they buttslammed a straight guy. Haha the prank always gives those faggots a confused look

Taint the beer.

Water down the beer

This. Dip your balls and asshole in the beer

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You should prank them the next year by telling them you got pregnant and you have a 3month-old son with them

user how is a closeted gay going to get pregnant?

Maybe my wife could do that but I don't think they'd buy it if I did

I'm not gay. I said the people I prank are gay

>closeted gay
Dd you not understand the prank?

orgasm in every drink
do it in front of your customers

Orgasm in orgasms. Call it the
Spring Orgasm special

no I don't. how is a guy going to get pregnant from anal?

Call in a bomb threat after last call...get drunk assholes out quick and gry free publicity

Do payphones still exist?

Tell the staff money is tight and you'll need to keep all the tips from now on.

It's because they over served a liquor inspector the other night

> Put up sign "Free beer tomorrow"
> Make a big deal of pointing it out to everyone who comes in today because you love your customers
> Leave sign up on April 2
> People come back April 2 for free beer
> Show them sign says "tomorrow"
> Pranked on April 1, they don't know it until the next day.
> Even better if someone else is the manager tomorrow - they get pranked too.