Ask a 34 year old kissless virgin anything

Ask a 34 year old kissless virgin anything.

Would you rather be a 33 year old dying alcoholic?

Why haven't killed yourself already?

Как докатился до такой жизни?

Who says that I am not?

What kind of wizard are you?

Because you never know when are you going to meet true Love? It's worth living just for that reason.

Well the excessive drinking really cut me into a new type of girl that's out to "fix me" I suggest looking into that. They will leave you after finding you in the floor puking enough time, though. So hurt will get worse.

do you have wizard powers yet

also why haven't you become a monk yet?

How long have you been playing World of Warcraft and are you Jesus?

My last relationship was 6 years ago user. I''ve just started a fresh one, and i can tell, it was worth it.

Because I still need to shitpost every day.

Fuck off Putin.

No.

I've played WoW for about 1 year and a half in 2005/2006.

> Putin

Лол блядь. Умнее ничего не придумал?

Have you considered suicide?
If so, why haven't you done so?

I don't have wizard powers and I am not religious.

How do i prepare?

im deformed so ill probably die a virgin so i know how u feel, why are you a virgin? i mean are you autistic, deformed or fat etc.

I haven't because I am a fucking pussy.

Is it a choice or are you that ugly? Legit question

Завали ебало помойка снгшная, обезьяна обоссанная. Давай я тебе за кусок хлеба разрешу мой унитаз вылтзать

The problem is you touched WoW. Bad mistake there.

You don't.

I'm not bad looking (not that it matters), just fucking autistic.

Somebody else's choice.

I'm sorry

You aren't getting any, either.
Someone as beta as you is pretty useless for humanity, right?

Is this doge?

Do yiunhave a job? If so save up and pay for it already

i mean why not become a monk it doesn't seem like you going to get any tail any time soon, your part of an organization, and even if you aren't religious you dont HAVE to pray to there. god

hay trips its a sign

>I'm not bad looking
>(not that it matters)
>just fucking autistic.

No need to be redundant.

Do you feel lonely sometimes?

don't listen to this sack of shit
you should only have sex with the women you love and trust user
faggot is probably a pimp or some bitch that whores herself out

There's no such a thing as "true love"

Their*

Yes.

That's a fucking mouse dude.

I'm currently working in a supermarket because I can't find a job in my field.

What other things have you accomplished, something you're proud of maybe, besides not having sex for 34 years?

how does this happen im genuinely curious did women just ignore you completely?

Is it weird that im a 32 yo virgin, but kissed and ate out a grill? (~12 years ago). Also had quite a few sex opportunities. Its quite sad really now that i think of it

OP, are you fat? Are you Ugly?

Post a picture for us to rate

Pursue cows at this point. They will not even notice your awkwardness. All they are thinking is "Like OMG I'm about to get some dick"

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What field do you work in?

I actually think awkward guys are cute. Shows the innocence that they have and less likely they'll cheat on you.

>I'm currently working in a supermarket because I can't find a job in my field
What did you get a degree in womans studies or professional autism? Your 34 and working at the market geez, i cant believe there isnt a woman out there whos never fantasized about banging the bag boy

Yes.

Literally nothing.

Yes.

I'm a molecular biologist by training. Unsuccessful PhD and stuff.

Face.

Body.

Post nudes faggot, so we can see what you have to work with

Awe at least you're not fat.

Have you ever considered to use dating-apps like Tinder? Or are you looking for "the one"?

Why do you think you are a kissless virgin? Do you lack confidence? Do you think your not worth of loving/ being loved? Legit question OP im not trying to bag on you. In my experience girls dont make the first move, i needs to come from you. I bet you had the chance to kiss lots of different girls but you didn't take the initiative to.

That's actually a very cool job.

But are you femanon? And near OP?

I second this question

Bullshit faggot you can go pick yourself up (not literally) a fatty right now. You must smell like shit or something.

You must be a potato man to have that face and body and don't get any girl

Do you have a potato instead of a brain?

I did use Tinder for some time. Had a few matches that weren't bots but nothing came out of it.

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yru kisles virsiom

I don't think it matters at this point. Remember we're on Sup Forums. And I don't want to show anything..besides I'm taken .

Are you stupid?

I agree with this.

I'm a fucking mouth breathing retard.

Yes. Potato brain is a pretty good description.

Both pictures are a few weeks to a few months old. One of them was made with my camera, the other one with PhotoBooth.

YES.

can I fug you

>That's actually a very cool job.

Except it isn't a job.

Top or bottom?

>resolution
Be honest, OP

Look op if nothings working out for you now, then change your style up. Don't change your personality . Women love guys who are true with themselves not someone who they're trying to be. And if that doesn't work the next she wasn't right for you, just keep looking and keep your head up big guy. There is nothing wrong with shame, it builds character, just be strong. Also Clean beards help.

What?

A cool field to seek a job within.

I don't have any style and I am not able to grow a beard.

Not really. Too many biochem / molbio PhDs for too few jobs.

Lol I swear every guy that I've met say that. "Oh I can't grow a beard, it's too patchy" blah blah ducking blah. Anyways if you don't have style then look it up, you have resources at your disposal .

IM BEGGING YOU STOP MAKING THIS THREAD. IT'S THE FOURTH TIME IM SEEING THIS ITS GETTING PATHETIC

Repetitive fucking threads on my Sup Forums?

Have you been granted the virgin power of telekinesis by the goddess of love yet?

It's moar likely than you think!
Get your Sup Forums checked now!

I have been granted the virgin power of self hatred.

Maybe he's looking for legitimate help.

Maybe he is just shitposting.

bump fuckers. Insult me at least.

Are you Indian

Do I look Indian?

will trump actually make merica great again.?

No. But he provides endless amounts of comedy gold.

Какой буйный девственник!

Trump will do nothing no one will let him do anything, so enjoy the clown show, you fucken Americans.

wait a few more years and you have wizard powers to cast slut deamons, without doubt

Sluts demons do sound nice.

For our virgin friend, just don't be nice with girls go with many of them until one of them fucks you.

What do you mean by "go with many of them"?

bump

Do you have any friends? Do you hang out regularly?
Do you have opportunities to talk to girls?
Have you ever asked a girl out?
Did you ever get rejected?

>Do you have any friends? Do you hang out regularly?

No. No.

>Do you have opportunities to talk to girls?

Yes.

>Have you ever asked a girl out?

Many times.

>Did you ever get rejected?

Many times.

Were the girls you asked single?

Most of them yes.

What exactly did you say?

Nothing in particular. Introduced myself and tried to do smalltalk.

Wizard. I'm an 18 year old virgin who will soon get a prostitute.

Should I get the prostitute or be a virgin 4 life?

No i mean, how did you ask her out? Did you invite her over for drinks or what?

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Mostly for drinks or activities. Or cooking at my place. But most of the time I didn't even get her number in the first place.