Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

Previous:The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!

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>Due to cuts in government funding for the arts and our spring break trip to mootxico, we've had to combine a few boards. Try and make some new friends!
Is this real or a joke?
JILL!

Claim

There's two of you though
Idk

Please forgive me...
Why not? I'm cute so it's okay.

Fubu claimed.

(some Taiga)
With pleasure. Please leave the room, you're making this weird.

(some heretic)
Botes are serious business. They have more fire power than tanks and are not scared of water.

>Is this real or a joke?

1st of april memes.

>April 1st
>Is this a joke

No, it isn't

Hey Jill
Look at your calendar, fool
I don't liek cleaning up cat barf. I've had to do that today already
End it all

that's me, yeah.
hey, hon. you doing well?

-then doesn't think you should give her ANY animals- ;.;

Trick question

Why for her and not for me?!

You didnt do anything wrong.
Well none of it is serious when they turn it into an anime grill. Wonder what would happen if you showed some old ww2 vet that.
Yeah.
Oh.
Thats why I asked.
How are you?

Because that's my real cat and it was on the carpet behind me. I don't like stepping in cat barf so it was preemptive

>claiming

D-do you not love me, love user :s

:a weird face

Watch a good movie instead!

カラミチーマス

not even close. just want to make sure you're okay.

youtube.com/watch?v=UAPVcsDOU9U

This time I'm pretty sure she's the right one for me!

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qed

time to go, bye-bye!

She killed like 4 of my dogs while I was growing up too...
She let the first one die while she was screaming in pain for hours.
I'm going for a 3rd now, I'm sorry, it feels too good when I do it while thinking about you.
It's my way of showing how much I love you!
Cute.

Fuckbucket is actually garbage
Mhm...
Bye

stop posting my wife faggots

-is done with this topic-

Nice.
Bye. Dont be sorry.

Could you be a bit nicer please

>killed like 4 of my dogs
aaw no! Sorry to hear that...
Bye Sono, take care.

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You take that back, fuckboi.

Find me one veteran so say the same about a tank.

I missed this reply
But if I say bad, people try to get into it
If I say good, I'm potentially lying
No

you guys have shit avatars I swear

I biked this morning. It was soooo cold

if you need to talk, you know how to find me, okay?
I know thanks

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Well there isnt really a tank girl anime right? Just stuff like girls und panzer.

>avatars

:u

get

yours is perfect though
I'm just talking about shiro and alice :o

A little yayoi claim for good measurement :3

Then go back to fucking your manly ass rabbit.

you shit swear have guys I avatar -_-

There are games though, like Panzermädels.

oh. okay.

>claim

you done with shiro?
doing anything exciting today? :o
Claimed -_-

Yeah but how many people actually know about that? I played it.

Did someone say Panzermadels?

10/10 game except for the rushed endings

Also Six Flags has long lines ._.

I need to start making dinner in a bit. it's going to be pretty messy and take a while.
you?

IS-2 was best.

Claming fubu back.

Yea, lolis are disgusting tbh. But since the whole waifu thing is a meme anyway I thought why not meme even harder and go all 'loli' and 'pantsu'.

Assuming that this thread is representative of the overall population, about 80% I guess?

Never played it, that's just for weebs tbh.

-_-

Konata is a cool avatar

The point im trying to make is content for boats is more than tanks. Heard the guys who did the anime for boats may do one for tanks.

Are you the mean or the nice one?!
:o

Tanks have no character, no individuality. They are mass produced garbage cans

There is no nice konata.

Yes, comrade.

I mean, I guess I'm kind of a weeb but I hate Japan so...

I have a few questions about cats.

What are you talking about? For every ship you will find a design for some tank. They are very different from each other.
She was a bit creepy I loved it.

Uhh, I don't actually
I don't really need to talk anyway though
WHAT DID YOU JUST FUCKING SAY

Well, I guess a better question would be if he's the slightly less mean one.

Do you also hate yourself?

Yes, one design, but a few thousand exact same copies. Disgusting.

Manly. Ass. Rabbit.
Watcha gun do, fuckboi?

There is only one konata.

you joined the shrine group to get alerts, I thought. I'm the only Jill.

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Also the ending where she blows you both up :P

Not particularly

Oh, I didn't really look through the list of who was there

>doesnt even have the gif
stop posting taiga impostor scum

Claiming best girl

GW2 dailies done.

You do SAB yet?

what's going... you know what, no. don't tell me. I'm not getting involved in waifu-fights.

Yeah it takes less materials to make a tank. There are unique ones that there are only one of. TOG 2 and Maus being examples. In the end you could make the ones that do have a bunch of them made a hivemind of cute. There you go condensed into one girl.
What a girl. I accidentally fucked the TOG.

I haven't yet.

There's no fighting, dess~
Just my second personality making stress, please don't mind, dess~

Please behave~ Be nice to everyone!

Why am I so low-res here :o

Don't be such a downer tomo!

You should go back to Shiro to be honest

ʕ ͡° ᴥ ͡° ʔ

Hmm, weird. I thought because of that voice maybe...

So a tankgirl would not represent a single individual but rather an abstract design.

But this way I can have TWO!

You should. It's fun
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>ILWAG put up a new track today
>it's just Super Mario's theme with fart noises
hoo boy I forgot what day it was apparently.

Hey there tsun

How's everybody today?

It would be one person but many of them or you only have one girl per tank. Thats what panzermadels did. They had a Tiger 1 and a T-34 girl but only one of them. Of course bigger boobs the more a tank weighs.

No

im not a cuckold stop posting my wife

You seem to really like the TOG :P

What now?

Dead.

>you forgot to claim.

Two what?

Ello~ I'm fine, what about you?

Yes! Cheer up!

Aren't you happy to see her more often?

Be alive please!

It was an accident she just came onto me you know. Who doesnt love the TOG.

I know. I definitely should. All of the chapters require 5 players, right?

I love her more than you tho,

I don't doubt that! I mean you no harm tho, so can we get along?

You can do them without a full group. I did most of it with just my friend

why are Taigas fighting ;~;

(╭ ʘ ヮ ʘ )╭

Still vastly inferior to glorious bote who can do it alone.

You know, that weird thing you do what you talk.
Oh, well... never mind.

Two waifu.
Actually, I think I'll get a third. Any suggestions?

Get Taiga, I've heard she's the shit these days!

Good afternoon

I know.

Thnx :)

I'm great.

Just traded a rusty old Savage 120 rifle for a Spyder Tenacious and a box of 9mm ammo.

Woah step back on your heresy there! Check your priviledge!

Hey Russian

You have a bunch of bad opinions but thats ok.

How?

>Any suggestions?
Does it have to be a boat or?

Pardon? I'm not Russian.

Why?

Anything happen lately? Other than the trade in?

Oh nevermind.

k

I'd rather check these trips!

Taiga third waifu claimed!

So back to humping that smelly waste of a human being.

Nah, I'm open for anyway except loli. I already got Taiga for that.
Maybe something with big boobies?