New rules creation thread:
Singles: Nothing happens.
Dubs: Your rule is applied to the board.
Trips: Your rule is enforced heavily by moderators.
Quads: Become a moderator and enact what you please.
Quints: Ban anyone at your discretion without penalty.
OP must forever more start their post with tinestamped sharpie in pooper.
Rolling for this.
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You forgot one.
Be OP: Is massive faggot
Every OC must timestamp every pic.
Rolling for this
All shall pay dues in the form of drinking a pubic hair smoothie upon first post of the day.
All furfag, trap, deustch, SJW bait, and draw threads are hereby outlawed.
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sticky thread is a wholesome thread full of good stuff so that you can enjoy one last thing before you leave! :)
we call dubs dotters now
Anyone who posts traps must admit they're gay.
Re-roll
Furfags are executed
treat me like god BECAUSE I AM GOD
Execute furfags!!!
All "GF/Wife" thread content must be time-stamped.
Porn (except furry and loli shit) goes on its respective boards. Always. All replies to porn threads that are not furry or loli must be redirects to the board it belongs on.
AS IT IS WRITTEN SO SHALL IT BE DONE.
All posts on Sup Forums must be original content.
Anyone who uses the N-word is permanently banned.
What are you fucking gay?
The official greeting for the board is "Boy my nipples are salty!"
Everybody involved in the use of Sup Forums Sup Forums must get a tattoo of their first dubs roll
Disable server permanantly
Rolling this
A board will be created for newfags.
Anyone admitting to be either a newfag is redirected to a board that educates them on the culture of Sup Forums.
Anyone who is discovered to be under the age of 18, by either admittance or other means, shall be IP banned.
All jews must be kicked off this site
Anyone admitting to be a* newfag by admittance or by blatant evidence**
leave out the "either"
ADDENDUM: Anyone who accuses someone else of being a newfag must have just cause.
Anyone who calls someone a newfag without justifiable reason will be banned for two days maximum.
All members of /pol who post anything about "da jewz!1!!!111!" will have their post removed and promptly sent back to the containment board.
Rerolling.
Anyone who posts anything about Donald Trump on any board will be permabanned, insulted, and have 32 gigs of malware installed on their hard drive. Anyone who attempts to circumvent this ban will be party van'd.
ROLLING. FOR. THIS.
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Boy my nipples are salty, Sup Forums!
A new 80s/90s cartoon will be chosen to make memes of every month. Previous month's cartoons, including 60s Spider-Man, are banned.
Its official
Any person who posts cuck threads or anything related to global politics will be IP banned.
Congrats.
no more posting without a pic
eh roll
Rekt thread
this is now a thread where we be assholes to each other for no reason
reroll cuz faggotry
All threads will be auto-bumped every 5 minutes.
After three bumps and no replies, the thread is deleted.
FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE SHIT-EATING CUNT
ALL DERAILS WILL BE BANNED PERMANENTLY FROM Sup Forums
Trap threads are banned forever
NICE TRY FAG.
Ban porn from Sup Forums
If a trap is caught in Sup Forums, they must shove a beer can up their ass and take a pic of it, time stamped of course
Rollston
ban porn haters from Sup Forums
kys cunt
rolling for mod status
rolling for mod statusreblargle
rolling for this
hahaha
Sup Forums becomes /fur/. only s/fur and the like are allowed
Roll
Rollin for shits
New rule. There are no more rules
Quads get
Rolling for quads
Everyone must start every post by proving they are not a nigger
Sup Forums is not allowed here
Thank Christ this happened.
Mods ban the person above me every time, without fail.
Everyone in this thread has to convert to Islam
Rolls peacefully
Literally the cancer of Sup Forums
Anyone who misses trips or higher by one number must insert their finger up their asshole to the knuckle or deeper, without any prior preparation or lubricant, then pull it out and immediately suck it clean.
rolling for this