Why is Amy Schumer so strong now?

Why is Amy Schumer so strong now?

Looks can be deceiving. Though it may look like muscle, it is actually pure whale blubber.

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All that lard she lugs around

Fucking hell she would destroy me

oh shit, she's gathering the ki from the aquatic life to attack Freiza!

forgot pic

She's not, she's just fat. Getting fat is basically just a really long dirty bulk and getting some tone in is inevitable when you need to take yoga pictures for you social media

Couldn't have picked a more appropriate picture huh?

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She sucks but if we keep coming after her we will make her some sjw martyr. We can watch her dig her own grave.

dat ass

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DIE FREIZA!

Shes not allowed to be in shape. She could be super hit but her handlers make her not.

Why am I not allowed to have any vagina you'd want?

Thanks.

I... missed? Where did he go?

strong? yeah strong smelling! BITCH

or did I hit him?

she's not funny, and a bit of a tryhard but she seems like a nice person

fat people are strong, as they have to move all that weight around (unless they've eaten themselves into a wheelchair).

they usually lack stamina though, so they can only be active for a short time before getting winded.

*teleports behind her*

psh... nothin personal, Schumer.

she/he's just a waste of tits.

Fuckin kekd

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sorry Schumer. you're about to get cancelled. ahehehehe.

Not so fast, Freiza!

carbs

bro wtf hahahaa keep going

Apparently you don't need sex, but you do need colors.

She is stronger than she looks. Back off rambo.

It's fat. Some fat people are strong though.

The whale army always looks out for our own. I brought friends, Freiza. Whale whale whale.. what do we have here.

Where are they BTW?

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Post her tits. Shes been teased as a giant slut for too long. I feel like being angry.

Hey who wants to bet the next captcha includes select which includes cars but not Street signs?

*whales sing in unison, progressing in volume, as the sound is focused to their target*

it's pretty fuckin effective..

You so FUNNY

This is how you know you're famous. Someone puts nudes all over the Internet.

Right here.

Please don't delete my human thread robot mod!

FUUUUUCKING SCHUMER!!

at least you finally yet to say you killed, you manatee bitch.

she steals it.

Freiza has been destroyed.

heh. we only had to use 10% of our power.

welp.. See ya Amy.

This robot actually doesn't have male toys as nipples.

Example

I hear she likes the pee.

shes so muscular I bet she's allowed to work out

cause she steals from anyone she can.

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Hey look at me I blow everyone for a picture. But not like miley Cyrus.

kamehmehaKEK

whales are gigantic

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I bet you felt like you had to give her a tip. You were like wow I'm trying to be generous because my body is disgusting.

hell nah

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Isn't her new stand up tour called 'the leather special'?

Is this fat blob cappable of doing anything remotely funny and not joke about vaginas al the time?

Wow I found child model photos of her when she was getting molest and fucking herself. Pretty standard.

Woops

Amy Schumer went to Mirror lake in Oregon?

it's called that, because she has a thick durable hide.

Why was Amy a child model? Was she really good at it??

they knew it was gonna be all down hill for her looks wise, so out of pity I guess

cocaines a helluva drug

>Why was Amy a child model?
idunno

WHY DID OP CROSS THE ROAD?

This guy gets it

#pizzagate
Looks like she kept having pizza after she made it as self defense against getting fucked.

Huroy durpy durpy dur

you misspelled fat OP

Don't worry Id totally do you for 12 hours. You'd miss work and get fired.

Hey. hey. You better show up. Hold on I'm photoshopping through your clothes using xray vision.

This is a perfect topless photo. Super easy.

Totally have the same for Michelle Obama. Shes super hot. *gay*

muscle is not fat

Why is she sucking in her chins? It's really noticable.

what kind of faggot wants to see that

Thanks for stopping me from getting laid. Leaks for Amy and Michelle coming in like two days.

Alah Akbar or something you dumb shits. I need Amy to work you down to Michelle Obama. Her tits are just fucking eggs hanging off the spoon.

genetics

Had to compensate for weak her weak comedy specials

Wow this is a special thread now. I can't wait to see those curved hazard cones.

Thanks for trying to embarrass me. It really worked out.

She was funny because she developed a sense of humor from extreme sexual abuse. I mean tripple penetration on 15 year old amy. She became funny for that. Everyone make a fist and slap it against your hand. That's all she understands as applauds.

Another soon to be topless photo.

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Not too hard to see through. Can still do it.

Thanks for fucking me.over you cunt.I'm assuming Obama is a cunt since Michelle is a tranny.

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cause she has millions of dollars to buy the best supplements and have good trainers

Not as good as 14 year old Danielle.

Super easy to undress this image. I uhhh don't think your cameras work the way you think it does.

The little Dani at least dressed in angel wings.

You ruimed three of four? Where's the last so I can kill you all.

Oh hey here's a super easy transform to nude. They come out as soon as you think you're smart.

I don't fuck around. I don't think your body has value.

Kal el doesn't like kal Satan and I don't like how you drew me out. Super easy so just let those presidential tits out.

kek

that literally just happened to me. dont know how I feel about it

Sorry amy you were born for a reason you porkable.
It's actually easier to reveal Michelle's dress then this one made to be more naked you stupid shits.

Because she's training to carry me on her back up a mountain to fuck me silly in a cabin at the top.

The script is unleashed if you don't give into my demands.
For more than one president. Even Barbara bush looks better.

I hear he used to be a studly footballer. They told him he could be anything...

I can actually punch through a support beam for a building. No wonder you're scared of me you traitors.

Let's see who else isn't supposed to be nude on the internet?? I'll ruin a lot of you stupid fucks.

still looks like a fatty