Whats the greatest thing you ever did in your life thread

Whats the greatest thing you ever did in your life thread
I really wanna know

Kissed a girl, asked what the name of her friend was.

I saw a dude with horns do a melon grab that one time.

Had a shit that didn't require wiping afterwards.

had sex with my girl on the rooftop of my school

Hahahaha nice

I once had a dream that stopped me and my friends from getting arrested.

took a shit with my friends from the top of a tree onto the ground in front of my school in public during the day

don't know why tho

Hahahaha nice

Post the story fag

shoot a cum everywhere

>Fucked enough women to get to triple figures.
>Did a 15 second long grind down a hill on my skateboard when I used to skate.
>Was the fastest runner in the whole county for my age when I was in school, and held the triple jump record for the athletics track in my town.

Just a few things off the top of my head.
Never really done too much that's incredibly impressive.

OK gimma a bit

>grew up with a single mother in a semi-decent part of town
>burn my house down when I was 12
>moved to the ghetto
>sometime before the fire I had a dream with a bunch of confusing shit in it that I could not forget
>I don't normally even remember my dreams
>in part of this dream I was climbing over a fence with some people I never met
>after that the police show up and arrest us all
>after the fire there is a new school and new people
>make friends after a while
>get into skating, smoking and selling pot, and general deviousness
>skating around with friends on the weekend and they suggest going to a private school
>it's all gated up but has some sweet spots
>they skate there every once and awhile
>throw our boards over the gate and start climbing
>at the to of the fence I remember my dream
>deja vu to the max actual parts of the conversation were in the dream verbatim
>get over the fence and start skating
>some kids take all teh TP from the bathrooms and start tping the place
>Finally the deja vu is too much and I freak out
>say the cops are coming and we need to leave
>i have shit on me and fuck that
>everybody is giving me shit like and don't believe me
>say fuck you all I'm leaving
>my lil clic leaves with me
>hear later that no more than 20 mins after we left the police rolled up
>arrested everybody for vandalism and possession for those with shit
>be known as a shaman from that time on

>Sexually: Threesome with drunk hot friend and her equally drunk best friend.

>Non-sexually: Won a national TKD tournament when I was in middle school.

knowing i can do anything at least ones in a lifetime.

when will I get laid?

imma go with never

Fucked over a thousand whores in a 2 year period.

...

>2 year period

Did the whores use tampons or pads?

> probably those fucking cup things

>drinking with my grandmother and seeing her for the last time before she died.

paid money to fuck whores
>greatest live achivement

how can that child be that fucking fat already, jesus christ. I mean honestly do their parents think feeding a 5 year old the calorie intake of 2 combined adults is a smart idea? fuck me suppose the more the better, hopefully they'll all die out before they're 30.

found Jesus

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