From the day I was born, I was destined for success, you little shit. I was brought into this world by a software engineer and and a prominent actuary, both of Norwegian descent. From the moment that the fucking curtains were raised, I was set to dominate the STEM fields. And because I had guardians that actually cared about me, I flourished. Pretty soon, I was placed into a special school of correspondence, specifically I.M Gelfand's school for gifted children in New England. I not only reached my parents' expectations, but I passed them with flying colors. I had raw talent. I was fucking better. I was surrounded by 6th graders, many from Hong Kong, whom were smarter than half the posters in this fucking thread. And now, where am I?
In MIT, getting my double BS in Electrical Engineering and Physics, with a Stanford-Binet tested IQ of 147 at age 17.
Get this through your head: you are nothing. I am worth more than your entire goddamn family. I'm smarter than you, better looking than you, taller than you, wealthier than you, and more employable than you. While you type out another post to get cheap laughs, I'll be simultaneously working with the brightest minds in the world and fornicating with my beautiful girlfriend. It gets on my nerves when people pretend to be better than me.
From the day I was born, I was destined for success, you little shit...
Your chin looks like a scary.
>Mildly pissed that this white bastard thinks he's smarter than me
>plan to post a picture i take of my semen on the OP's face
>click on image
>Laugh wildly
“Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch"
nice copypasta
I am better than you. I was born on mars where I was taught day in and day out to kill on the battle field which is everywhere. day after day after day training and pushing my body to be able to withstand the worst conditions and build stamina as I move. your destruction would be irrefutable. your life in my hands you are my bitch
yada yada, your mustache fucking sucks. get the fuck out of here with that pencil drawn bullshit. pencil face, pencil dick. go to sleep clown.
>Norwegian descent
Anybody who didn't move the fuck away from that place a thousand years ago is shit.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
tits or gtfo
You'll never be John, ever! Only his shit is cash!
If you're so "superior" why the fuck are you posting about it in /b?! No one cares. Go post your narcissism somewhere else asshole.
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I tested at 156 before I left High School.
You are nothing.
FIGHT ME MOTHER FUCKER!!!
YOU ARE NOTHING
BE AT THE HARDEES IN 2 MINS IF YOU HAVE THE BALLS
>From the day I was born, I was destined for success
>on Sup Forums
Betas detected
>that shitty shop on his waist
PFFFFFFFFHUHUHU
I'm always satisfied after this pasta
gee willikers, mr crimson chin... you sure are strong. also, if you were rich, then why do you live in such a shit place? why do you have such shit accessories? Why are your photoshop skill such shit?
OP, your ride's here. Ready to take you to that "special school" you mentioned.
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congrats you fucking autistic cunt.
Troll detected
I have a 2,000 IQ... I am 534lbs at .2% body fat... I am 8 foot 3...have a 3.7 foot penis...and am worth a gorillion dollars. I have 6 degrees from every ivy league school in the country. also, I am only 3 years old. Tell me how you're better than me?
>better than EVERYONE
>garbageman don't go to work tomorrow
>you died because you're incapable of doing anything to take of yourself
>better than everyone
The only reason you're able to function at all is because 100's of others do thing that are actually useful. Like carpenters, plumbers, electricians, truck drivers.
Sorry bud, but these are people that keep the world spinning.
You should work on getting a more realistic perspective on life, society, and people. Yours is pretty broken and childish.
Here's a super simple break down:
Educated egg heads advance us. If they stop, we continue as we are, life goes on.
The VAST VAST majority work in the real world and keep society functioning. They stop, most people die, almost certainly ALL the eggheads, and society rolls back per-classical level.
Now, which one seems more important.
lol a millennial bus.
A troll?
On Sup Forums?!
Good heavens
Haha, right...
Buddy, stop it, stop it
It's meant for intelligent people like you to get upset,
and plus, you might get the proletarians thinking
just another target for me
tl;dr
The guy in the pic looks like a cartoon character.
kek