Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

Previous:The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!

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Still here

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Hey everybody, smash that mofukin reply button, if this post gets 100 replies I'll fucking kill myself

Claiming best girl

well..

Look at her she doenst look like a child, just because she is small doesnt mean she looks like a child fucking idiots.

カラミチーマス

>D A M A G E C O N T R O L

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Ufufu~ is this the april joke?

Claim

*pat pat*
Harsh

Hot Mama Claimed!

What makes you say that :o

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claim

Post your favourite song.
youtube.com/watch?v=kffacxfA7G4

Oh look, it's another waifu

youtu.be/_V2sBURgUBI

See above

Its already the 2nd here

C-come back! I'm lonely!

youtube.com/watch?v=1cQh1ccqu8M

Best claim Tbh

You a rather critical of me is all.

Sorry user~
Ahaha great timing

Good morning, /waifu/
I have a good feeling about today..Today is a good day to tell that special someone how you feel about them, good luck!
Work is gonna be bad cause it's april first though

Kek

youtube.com/watch?v=BnEOeE9zHU8

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Good morning. Work was a pain in the ass for me, hope it goes better for you.

It would be because when you get rejected you just say april fools right?

Go away ben -_-

Fake news
Alternative facts
Le oldfagxd can't be wrong about his waifu!!!!!

Hey, that's not a reply

It's like you don't want me to get the shekels

I'm glad you acknowledged that

What makes today better than any other day?

No -_-

Any animus here

im going to sleep fuck all of you

Thank you! Here's hoping too~
Hmm? Nah, I just have a good feeling about today!
Unsure! I slept well and remembered my dream?

Whatever you say, pedo

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fug

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How long did you sleep?

fug, now i need to change that

Some random Fubu claim xD

>even the trips are worth nothing
Nah, I'm just trying to show how pathetic your life is so that you can do something about it. I'm being nice here!

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If you really want (You)s start a discussion about traps.

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I need someone to have sex with my waifu for me, I can't please her myself.

Please don't
Lesssee....
I went to bed at 4:30 AM, woke up at 1:55 PM.
I'm bad at math please help

Is she cute?

I don't understand how people get secure tripcodes with so few letters

9 hours 25 minutes
That's not long enough

we either know closely or are a sync server admin

Count me in, my 4 waifus don't mind a little extra action on the side.

I normally go to bed around 6 AM, so...It was really nice to get more sleep. I'm still kinda tired, but hopefully it should be gone by tomorrow.
At work til 4 AM tonight tho
>4 waifus
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For some reason, all my coworkers fucking love april fools, I'm not entirely a huge fan of it myself and was hoping to go the day without anybody screwing things up but, today is like, cursed or something for me.
That's a good amount of sleep time, between 8-10 hours is good.

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I wouldn't mind claiming a little Louise as well.
Post lewds!

From behind you, hun

Hello, hello~

I'm sure at least two of my coworkers are gonna do something dumb
I'm worried about customers
FUCK OFF SHE IS MINE REEEEEEEEEEEEE
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What's your job?

I normally try and get at least 12

Oh, hey! I'm really sleep and I don't know what to do.

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Oh ok.
Oh ok.
How goes it.

Graveyard shift at mcdonalds'
Life is bad
Go for it smugs! I believe in you!

I keep trying to get the holiday banned, because we're home depot and we shouldn't be screwing around with anything dangerous, one of my coworkers nearly got smashed under a pile of lumber setting up one of his stupid pranks.
That sounds nice, I'd enjoy a good twelve hours.

Louise claaaaaimd x3

When why is she looking at me so lewdly?
Guess you can't satisfy her anymore.

Step one would be to find a better waifu. Want one of mine? You can have Taiga if you want.

Well, going to bed would be a good option!

It goes just fine! Really fine fine!

woops forgot image

It could be worse, you could have no job

Why don't you?

>I keep trying to get the holiday banned
Are you a cartoon villain?

B-but... I wanna have fun...

I'd love it if I never had another april 1st
It makes me feel like a 'no fun allowed' person but I'm way too awkward to deal with the extra dimension of socializing
FUCK OFF AND DIE IN A HOLE
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I guess.

Well, then sleeping WITH someone might be a good idea too! Like, Sonokawa

Nah I just mean at the workplace, its really not safe, and its really stupid.
I just don't like the whole "LUL PRANKS HUEHUEHUE" vibe, and every year somebody messes with my car.

She wants it. And if you truly love your waifu you would be happy for her, not repress her desires.

Claimed -_-
youtube.com/watch?v=v9IKa0zL0NU

Her? Why? She's not even here at the moment...

Exactly! I'm glad you understand
NO
LOUISE IS PURE AND NOT FOR LEWD
SHE IS MY WAIFU, YOU CAN'T HAVE HER

>Today is a good day to tell that special someone how you feel about them, good luck!
Already did and was rejected.

You suck at this.

Lets hear a REEEEEEEEEE for Louise!

youtube.com/watch?v=Wu5TDEpAqwQ

dis is my waifu

I'm sorry...But, now you can move on to the next adorable girl that catches your eye!
RREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Because Sonokawa is a cute since she has a pink hair waifu. And Sonokawa is single!

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claim

Was just listening to that

nerd
youtube.com/watch?v=TdQoAlna16c

No.
Im happy with the one I have.
Thats good.

Well, you don't have to do anything you're uncomfortable with either

It's so good.

Says the nerd that lewds her waifu.

REEEEEEEE I DO NO SUCH THING YOU LIAR
YOU HAVE A BIKINI FIGURE OF YOURS

She looks so happy though!

Isn't that just surrender and frugality?

B-but... I'd rather bully her...

Yes, and? At least I didn't take her clothes off the moment I got her...

From what I remember you have a pretty lewd one of yours.

Evening everyone, what Taiga am I?
I don't even know anymore.

How are you all?

So do prank youtubers make good content for April fools?

I can't afford a good Chiru figure :(

REEEE BEING LEWD IS MY JOB

FUCKING GO KILL YOURSELF
And I don't!
I don't! Not even a little!
you're best taiga