What fucked up shit would you do to these two?
What fucked up shit would you do to these two?
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Anal creampie the short one, make the redhead taste it when you throat fuck her
sit on that couch and watch spongebob squarepants
Sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.
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pls sauce
Fight to the death, then fuck the loser
time for some eating
Breed with the Goliath until I have an army of she hulks at my disposal to reconquer Sweden.
Also: sauce please.
anal fuck the little one and have the tall one peg me
If 1 woman can make 1 sandwich in 3 minutes.
How many woman would make 10 sandwiches in 5 minutes.
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Fuck the short one until I start smelling shit, and deeepthroat the redhead until she suffocates.
6 if they can cooperate and divide the work of each sandwich, 10 if they can't.
This pic is weirdly arousing
Cut the vein on my dick and use the blood as lube
None. You never said a woman can make 10 sandwiches in 5 minutes.
My thoughts exactly
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I would transplant all their arms and legs while laughing maniacally.
legend, thanks.
Sauce?
Do like always and use the holy water on the frankenstein and dodge the daggers from the flea-bitch until I whittle down their HP. Fourth level Castlevania boss was a bitch.
Blow my brains out all over them.
Cut them up in little pieces, put them in the freezer and sell their organs in the internet. ;)
Disrespectfully force the redhead to leave
ask the brunette if she's alright and what her interests are etc.
DID YOU KNOW THAT THERE WERE NO CAR ACCIDENTS IN THE MESOZOIC I GUESS THAT MEANS THAT DINOSAURS WERE BETTER DRIVERS AND ONCE I SAW A PIG WITH A CHIMNEY
What text, the name of the image? That does nothing.
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The white text that says Alex and Laura or some shit
Make the short one get stuff off the top shelf, and the taller one clean under the beds.
I'm brutal
First of all I would have regular sex with them.
Then I will have the big one sit on the small one's face until she suffocates, when she makes the sign that she can't resist anymore, I will wait 10 seconds and then let her breathe a little and start all over again. Asshole must be clean during this process. Then I would have them spit on each other and then fight. No hair pulling though. Fists and wrestling. Okay, maybe some hair pulling.
I know it is not fucked up, but it would make me happy.
Demand to be handed over their pocket money.
Names?
SAUCE
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Your welcome.
Followed by a firm handshake
thank you
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>"anybody else here from 9gag?"
now I feel dirty
I'm trying to have a baby with her, not impress her father.
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bless you, my child.