So a brave user once said that female horses are sexual beasts...

So a brave user once said that female horses are sexual beasts, and will do crazy shit like back into their owners to get fucked. Can anyone confirm? Are horses kinky as fuck?

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Ask ur mom, faggit

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Why don't you go find out. Just don't come crying back here when she kicks your dick off.

long tiime mare fucker here, you may have even heard that from me. I post often.
Yes, mares love sex.

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Will it kick you if you do anything with their asshole?

mares are naturally pretty dominant, horses are matriarchal, the females are usually pretty high in the pecking order so they boss the fuccbois around

this includes sex which the mare often initiates, simply due to the mechanics of horse humping the stallion can't do shit unless she wants it

also they're the same size/weight as the males

very different dynamics than what you may be used to

It will kick you if yo do something it doesn't want you doing.

ever heard about accidents?
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how many guy I the hospital with broken bones and the pans still down

Is an horse an athlete though?

I have a Philly that's JTRHNBR.

I give her Maregasms all the time.

I would have no idea. Probably not very many, most people into having sex with mares actually like them well enough to Joe them and respect them well enough to not do something that would lead to being hurt.

It happens, happened to me once. Happened to a few guys I know,

Incredibly painful and very humiliating, but it's worth it. You've gotta be very gentle with them and be alert for signs they may kick, often hard to spot unless you're around them a lot

depends on the horse, but the boys seem more into butt stuff, similar to humans

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That's just stupid.
I've never been kicked by any of my mares when having sex.
Been kicked plenty of other times while working horses though.

Greetings Mer Alex.
How's things? I haven't heard from you in a while.

some stories?

Stories

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I'm not much of a story teller. Happy to answer questions though.

How was it?

Was it?
I've been doing it often for many years.
It was good and still is

How'd you get into it?

You have absolutely no idea what you're talking about

Seems fairly natural to me.
I like mares, I have mares.
I like sex, the mares like sex.
We like having sex together.

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Moar?

Give me some horse pussy and horse porn now you faggots

Degenerate

I have sex with my girl dogs too.

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Lol! I can't imagine how badly a horse pussy must smell.

smells like hay, they don't eat meat so you don't get that fishiness

Smells much nicer than a lot of human pussy I've had.

Can you like fuck off na d die horse loving piece of shit?

like... no?

Hm . . . that's somewhat surprising to me because whenever I go to recycle and walk past the horse pen I think they smell rather badly. But what do I know about this, I don't work with horses and neither do I visit them.

Yes, human pussy can smell as if a gnome crawled up inside and died.

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is that you shanequa?

FWIW, I would love to see this thread on /mlpol/ today.

fucked my 55yo mom in a hotel imcest.com

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