I need $500 by April 6th and I don't get paid again until the 12th

I need $500 by April 6th and I don't get paid again until the 12th

How can I make some money??

Legally or illegally I don't care

Suck dick. For cash this time.

How much could I charge?

$50/dick seems reasonable

Dollar per dick should get you the amount you need in about two hours.

ITT op actually sucks cock

you could kill yourself
what do you need the money for OP?
or ask whoever you owe money to do you a solid and wait until you're paid

>Craigslist ad
>post nude faceless pic (if body looks good)
>be sure to ask for "generous" men
>don't mention money in communication
>once you're both nude, negotiate price
>might throw extras in like fingering your butthole for $20 extra

Before you know it you'll have the cash, but your jaw will be sore and your burps will taste funny.

>jaw will be sore
>burps will taste funny
no different than usual

>whore yourself
>sell drugs
>sell some of your possessions
>sell someone else's possessions

M or F?

Why not take a P2P loan?

P2p loan??

Peer-to-peer loan

Try a website like Ratesetter

Whore yourself out on Craiglist. It'll work.

stop being a nigger.

Steal some stuff Mabe shoplifting.

That's in the UK tho

What about a Payday loan?

So Google for other ones.

>I need $
dont buy grills that say you need money.

dumbass

Better start sucking dick op.

Are you twelve?

well if you are being serious and aren't going to suck dick you could try pawning some of your stuff at a pawnshop for a loan or get a payday loan.

do note though that both are traps and if you don't clear them asap you will be fucked over.