Watch Apocalypto

>watch Apocalypto
>'woah pretty cool movie ha ha'
>check info about it online
>mfw it was real

Uncle Mel will never lie to you.

The panther ripping that dude's face off is one of the most metal things I've ever seen in a movie. Based Mel.

>Watch Schindler's List
>Go on Wikipedia
>The Holocaust was real
>Do some more research
>It actually wasn't

>watch Shoah
>'woah so painful and atrocious'
>check info about it online
>mfw it was real

>this post
>88

>watch 30 Minutes or Less
>it's just ok
>read the wikipedia
>my mfw when it was inspired by true events

...

>Watch Saving Private Ryan
>man Omaha beach was so intense D-Day must have been one of the most intense battles in the war
>read up about the Normandy landings
>4,000 allied dead, roughly same amount wounded
>meanwhile in Russia
>Battles regularly reaching death tolls in the hundreds of thousands, sometimes millions.

Huh....definitely ignites the inquisitive mind

Well yeah, the Russians are a race of berserkers. They don't even know how to fuck around.

>88

Russians aren't people, so it doesn't bother them.

>mfw ww1

Except those 4000 people died in a few hours
While those Millions were dragged from months of fighting

>read about D-Day
>there were 5 beaches that were invaded
>turns out omaha was the only only that didn't go smoothly
>the americans handled utah beach pretty well but never talk about it
Thanks history.

It's because Europeans push the "bungling american" meme. They have never been able to get over the fact that Americans saved Europe for a second time.

Maybe they'll be ready to admit it before we have to do it a third time.

> months
Not really, a few were but some were done in the span of a week, and even then you're giving it way too much credit.

Take Kursk for example: If my math is correct, combined the battle took place over 49 days, racking up 1,063,303 casualties. If we averaged that out to every day equally (which it wasn't) that amounts to 21,762 casualties per day.

All 5 beaches of the Normandy landings COMBINED reached a grand total of ~10,000 casualties, with 4,000 dead, and lasted for the better of a day.

Imagine being in Russia and fighting all 5 beaches of normandy at the same time, TWICE, every single day for almost 2 months straight.

That's the East Front, and that's just one battle.

>If my math is correct
Actually fuck, it isn't, I didn't include Axis casualties in Normandy which amounts to ~5,000 usually.
But even using the most generous estimate of 9,000 for a combined 19,000 puts it below the daily total for Kursk.

Russian lives don't matter. Never have. Never will.

Edgy.

How is that edgy? That's the Russian outlook on life. Even more so during those battles.

Nazi dubs confirm it.

Sup Forums wins again.

>watch interstellar
>wow science is so cool
>look it up
>It's all made up bullshit

Russians knew they were completely behind Germany in terms of soldier quality and armament quality. So instead they just kept throwing men at the wall to keep it steady, it wasn't until Stalingrad when Soviet weapons were at least not shit.

Is kek trying to communicate with us?

>That's the Russian outlook on life.
It was real in your head.

muh eastern front is babbys first 'b-but i wasnt t-taught this in schoool'

>he thinks Russians value life
Please travel the world.

Guys...

Kek is with us

To be fair it's a pretty fucking huge thing to miss and almost no one here (Canada) knows a thing about it

All they know comes from pop culture and whatever specific thing they were taught in school

damn

I live here, you dimwit. People are people everywhere - with same will to live, attitude towards inevitable death and decay. Death is always an unjustifiable tragedy.

>I live here
If you can call that living. Again, please travel the world.

Kek Please give me your blessings. Dubs and i hit the casino tonight

>watch motion picture
>'whoa that was one movie-ass movie"
>check info about it online
>mfw it was KINO

And here I tried to have serious discussion on tv. Never again.

>Look at guy getting mugged out my window
>'woah pretty cool movie ha ha'
>check newspaper's mugging section next day
>mfw it was real

>hear about meme magic
>'that sounds like some weird shit ha ha'
>look at all the happenings IRL
>mfw its real

>tried to have serious discussion on tv
YOU FOOL!

>user points out russians have no respect for individual life
>anyone familiar with Sup Forums and ppl will understand he's saying, "compared to western culture"
>some butthurt native cries
>user replies with the logical answer that if you don't see how russians care less, you haven't traveled enough
>butthurt local thinks his babby's first cereal discussion was trolled

>>>tried to have serious discussion on tv
>>YOU FOOL!

irony is killing me pls help

woah what's going on in this thread ha ha

*wobble wobbles*